Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Rotation?

Bode Miller🙏

wiredrider9 said:I'm gonna go clap from my balcony for our "noble heroes"—you know, the ones too busy filming TikTok dances to actually take care of their own families.

But seriously, the way this guy used his own tragic personal experience to surgically dissect every single aspect of this whole hysteria with such precision was incredible, it’s an excellent piece of writing, and I’d love to give it a like if I didn't know it was fueled by such heavy family tragedy.

Yeah, right, because as soon as COVID-19 isn't around, everything just suddenly functions perfectly, doesn't it?
Good grief, some people act like they were born yesterday.🤣

restlesssurfer97 said:But seriously, the way this guy used his own tragic personal experience to surgically dissect every single aspect of this whole hysteria with such precision was incredible, it’s an excellent piece of writing, and I’d love to give it a like if I didn't know it was fueled by such heavy family tragedy.

Yeah, you can tell the dude actually has a brain in his head. Perfectly executed. But hey, whatever, he's probably not gonna show up to any public forums or Sunday services at 2 PM anyway.

p.s. God forbid you end up having to go to the Mayo Clinic—honestly, better to just kick the bucket at home.

brightpilot6 said:Yeah, right, because as soon as COVID-19 isn't around, everything just suddenly functions perfectly, doesn't it?
Good grief, some people act like they were born yesterday.🤣

Where did he even say everything was moving toward a total lockdown without COVID? Did you even bother reading the text?

Noah Roberts46 said:I recently watched American Made. It was a bit too much hand-holding for my taste, but the story itself is interesting. Generally speaking, Tom Cruise picks solid movies; he rarely misses, unlike with The Mummy. He’s a total blockbuster machine.

When Taika is directing, he brings a great sense of humor. Personally, I think What We Do in the Shadows and Hunt for the Wilderpeople are fantastic films. The latter (Jojo) feels a little childish to me, but it isn't bad. Actually, news just broke a few days ago that he'll be directing and writing new Star Wars films. Honestly, that might actually turn out well.

If you haven't seen the Raiders movies, just go watch them already. For me, they might be the peak of 21st-century action.

Signing off, Stu the IT guy 🙏 👍

Anyone seen End of Watch?

urbanhawk17 said:Rotation?

Give me a break, you can't just spin a flat plate like that.

Let's talk about playing the relativity card, because honestly, you can't just pull that move when we're talking about a common cold, you really can't 😂

When someone’s mother passes away because of all this COVID-19 hysteria, suddenly everyone’s acting like a total saint.
But the second you suggest that maybe people are overreacting to this virus, people jump down your throat like you don't care about protecting our seniors.

🙏🙏

wiredrider9 said:Where did he even say everything was moving toward a total lockdown without COVID? Did you even bother reading the text?

Oh, they obviously didn't read it, because this is just straight-up trolling and throwing shade, and honestly, ten years of fighting wars on Reddit forums really starts to show its toll on people 😂

If they had actually taken the time to read it, I guarantee they wouldn't be reacting with such a total lack of intellectual honesty.

What about gravity?

I am, but my comment wasn't actually about the article itself; it was a response to your take on it (which, if you look at the title, makes the point pretty clear). If anything else seems fuzzy, I’m happy to clarify.

As for the idea that I was just mocking the piece, well... honestly, I don't even know if there's a lower bar to hit than that. 🙄

Those lizard people are the ones who stuck magnets underneath

brightpilot6 said:I am, but my comment wasn't actually about the article itself; it was a response to your take on it (which, if you look at the title, makes the point pretty clear). If anything else seems fuzzy, I’m happy to clarify.

As for the idea that I was just mocking the piece, well... honestly, I don't even know if there's a lower bar to hit than that. 🙄

If you only understood what I meant by looking at the headline, then you didn't even bother reading the actual piece.
Just stop spinning your wheels.

I understood him perfectly, both through the initial headline and after sitting down to read the entire piece from start to finish.

urbanhawk17 said:What about gravity?

It’s quite straightforward, really; since its inception some 6,000 years ago, the terrestrial disk has been steadily accelerating at 9.81 meters per second squared.

The text is just a mess of quote paragraphs, so there’s really no point in trying to quote everything, but here’s at least a bit of what I found, which hits pretty close to home for those people who are losing sleep over everyone's lives right now:

In that light, it was honestly disgusting to read this statement from some expert who’s been all over the news lately—I can’t even recall her name at this exact moment—who, while commenting on the new measures, proudly claimed she’s just glad to live in a country where lives matter more than the economy. It’s like in her mind, "the economy" is nothing more than a new Mercedes-Benz for some local tycoon, rather than the actual lives and destinies of every single person mentioned above. What an incredibly narrow, one-dimensional, short-sighted, and frankly just plain wrong way to look at things. I guess that’s what you expect from a layman, especially since she isn't part of any actual professional field. When you actually shine a light on her moralizing claim, what she’s really saying is that she’s happy to live in a country where the lives of the people the media is obsessing over are prioritized over the lives of all the people nobody is asking about right now.

Maybe my comment ties into this? And if so, does it deserve some ROFLs? 🤔

Whatever, my comment deserves the ROFLs 🤣🤣

urbanhawk17 said:What about gravity?

I guess we're hitting rock bottom

brightpilot6 said:It’s quite straightforward, really; since its inception some 6,000 years ago, the terrestrial disk has been steadily accelerating at 9.81 meters per second squared.

The disc stays put, while the heavens spin around us!

Do your own research.

urbanhawk17 said:What about gravity?

Way overrated. I guess it might have worked better in China, but as it stands, it's just ninety minutes of Sandra Bullock pretending to be Buzz Aldrin wrapped in pretty visuals.

And don't even get me started on the whole human space farce 😂

Jesse Sullivan5 said:The disc stays put, while the heavens spin around us!

Do your own research.

Christ is born, then rises from the dead.

That’s probably the only logical sequel.