Where can I find, buy, or... "borrow" these? (Mega-thread) :D

Aha, so that's what you meant... I thought you were talking about those guys...😵
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Well, I guess we’ll just have to split the difference then... right? 😬

I find myself in a similar predicament, though if I were in your shoes, I’d opt for an actual boxer instead... regarding the valve, you can't exactly walk around with a heavy weight like that without drawing attention, seeing as the valve itself is perfectly legal, isn't it? I have every right to carry a valve in my pocket, and if the mood strikes me, I suppose I could even carry a fire hydrant...

Lisa Rodriguez84 here. Just taking a moment to catch my breath and check in with everyone... It feels like the week has been moving at a breakneck pace lately. I’m feeling quite optimistic about where things are headed, though... Everything seems to be falling into place just fine. Hope you're all having a wonderful afternoon... kaže:
Maybe we should just cut that in half... right? 😬

I don't really need it. He can just carry it around like that, it won't bother anyone at all... 😉

Nicholas Chavez70 said:I find myself in a similar predicament, though if I were in your shoes, I’d opt for an actual boxer instead... regarding the valve, you can't exactly walk around with a heavy weight like that without drawing attention, seeing as the valve itself is perfectly legal, isn't it? I have every right to carry a valve in my pocket, and if the mood strikes me, I suppose I could even carry a fire hydrant...

😬 Fire hydrant!
Those pockets are massive; what kind of pants even are these... 😁

Richard Thompson33 said:

Lisa Rodriguez84 here. Just taking a moment to catch my breath and check in with everyone... It feels like the week has been moving at a breakneck pace lately. I’m feeling quite optimistic about where things are headed, though... Everything seems to be falling into place just fine. Hope you're all having a wonderful afternoon... kaže:
Maybe we should just cut that in half... right? 😬

I don't really need it. He can just carry it around like that, it won't bother anyone at all... 😉

😬 Fire hydrant!
Those pockets are massive; what kind of pants even are these... 😁

I guess they're dressing up as clowns now.

There’s just enough echo from the rap track left in the air... anyway, Richard Thompson33, are you actually still obsessed with that specific lighter? I mean, if you are, have you used it to set anyone on fire yet?🙂

I know of one absolutely killer weapon—you just widen the gap on the CDE until it’s big enough to fit a finger through, then you hold it steady with both hand and finger, and just slice right through someone's throat—and if you can manage it, give them a good old-fashioned stomp with your dress shoes, not sneakers or flip-flops, if at all possible.

Our local police department can only bust you if you're carrying a firearm....

When it comes to the actual law, you could practically stroll through downtown with a broadsword, though that doesn't mean some rookie cop isn't going to give you a hard time about it.....

Nicholas Chavez70 said:There’s just enough echo from the rap track left in the air... anyway, Richard Thompson33, are you actually still obsessed with that specific lighter? I mean, if you are, have you used it to set anyone on fire yet?🙂

Not quite. 😳 I usually just spread a bunch of keys between my fingers during those few yards I walk from the car to the house in the middle of the night, just in case someone jumps out... I've got a pretty solid right hook. 😁 😳 And my left isn't too bad either. 😁

Up until now, they've managed to pop out from nowhere 🙄 , but luckily they haven't been aggressive.

And you certainly don't give off the impression of wearing a rapper's outfit. 😲

You’re quite something, Richard Thompson33.... I’ve never really had much of an affinity for rap fashion myself; my wardrobe leans more toward leather... sort of a Mad Max aesthetic...🙏 🙏 😬

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So, I heard yesterday that one of my fellow citizens got jumped in New Orleans—stabbed, actually. Just brutal. Honestly, I’m thinking about picking up some pepper spray or maybe a telescopic baton. You can't do anything with a knife without putting someone’s life on the line; even the slightest movement becomes a death sentence.
A baton? Yeah, I mean, no matter how you swing it, you’re mostly just looking at fractures or maybe some broken bones. Still, it feels like "less damage" than a blade.😬

Pepper spray is definitely the safest bet...🙏
You spray them, and once they're on the ground clutching themselves in pain—or even struggling to breathe—you have the upper hand. It lasts about 45 minutes, give or take, which should be plenty of time for them to come back to their senses.😁

Um... where exactly did they beat him up??? Was it out on the street or over at the local dive bar???

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:🙏

So, I heard yesterday that one of my fellow citizens got jumped in New Orleans—stabbed, actually. Just brutal. Honestly, I’m thinking about picking up some pepper spray or maybe a telescopic baton. You can't do anything with a knife without putting someone’s life on the line; even the slightest movement becomes a death sentence.
A baton? Yeah, I mean, no matter how you swing it, you’re mostly just looking at fractures or maybe some broken bones. Still, it feels like "less damage" than a blade.😬

Pepper spray is definitely the safest bet...🙏
You spray them, and once they're on the ground clutching themselves in pain—or even struggling to breathe—you have the upper hand. It lasts about 45 minutes, give or take, which should be plenty of time for them to come back to their senses.😁

I knew a guy in St. Louis who got absolutely pummeled with a club and tossed right into the Mississippi River—man, he was a total wreck.

Nicholas Chavez70 said:Um... where exactly did they beat him up??? Was it out on the street or over at the local dive bar???

Outdoors. Some junkies...

Nathan Myers28 said:I knew a guy in St. Louis who got absolutely pummeled with a club and tossed right into the Mississippi River—man, he was a total wreck.

That's just gruesome...👎

Nicholas Chavez70 said:You’re quite something, Richard Thompson33.... I’ve never really had much of an affinity for rap fashion myself; my wardrobe leans more toward leather... sort of a Mad Max aesthetic...🙏 🙏 😬

I'm far from ordinary; I'm a sweetheart. 😳 At least until someone pushes my buttons. 😁

And this outfit is pure retro-macho; very much me 😍, though I couldn't even fit a hand in these pockets if I tried... 😁

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:Outdoors. Some junkies...

That's just gruesome...👎

Oh, please. Drug addicts don't usually pick fights like that. 😁

Just tell him. 👎

Now you're really pointing fingers; you should probably explain how they actually reached that conclusion. I mean, I don't know how much you understand about addiction; even if people are willing to go to extremes, they usually have much bigger problems on their minds than picking fights with people. 😉 They don't exactly have the energy for that kind of thing. 😁

But hey, maybe I just know different types of addicts 😁 😁, maybe these guys in San Diego are the real deal. 😁

Honestly, I feel for the guy, it isn't funny to me, but it is a little funny to imagine those "addicts" out there... Then again, what do I know, it's not my world. :slijeg:

Richard Thompson33 said:Now you're really pointing fingers; you should probably explain how they actually reached that conclusion. I mean, I don't know how much you understand about addiction; even if people are willing to go to extremes, they usually have much bigger problems on their minds than picking fights with people. 😉 They don't exactly have the energy for that kind of thing. 😁

But hey, maybe I just know different types of addicts 😁 😁, maybe these guys in San Diego are the real deal. 😁

Honestly, I feel for the guy, it isn't funny to me, but it is a little funny to imagine those "addicts" out there... Then again, what do I know, it's not my world. :slijeg:

Maybe they had a few too many drinks—or perhaps they were just hitting the supplements a little too hard!

Richard Thompson33 said:Now you're really pointing fingers; you should probably explain how they actually reached that conclusion. I mean, I don't know how much you understand about addiction; even if people are willing to go to extremes, they usually have much bigger problems on their minds than picking fights with people. 😉 They don't exactly have the energy for that kind of thing. 😁

But hey, maybe I just know different types of addicts 😁 😁, maybe these guys in San Diego are the real deal. 😁

Honestly, I feel for the guy, it isn't funny to me, but it is a little funny to imagine those "addicts" out there... Then again, what do I know, it's not my world. :slijeg:

That’s exactly why. They knew them. They had eyes on them, they knew their faces, and they know exactly who they're dealing with. Now the cops aren't just looking for anyone—they're hunting specific targets. 🙂

I wouldn't call myself a sweetheart, per se—I’m more of a quiet little kitten, right up until someone decides to poke the bear.

And this outfit? It’s giving me major vintage macho vibes; I mean, I love it, though honestly, you couldn't even fit a flat palm into these pockets if you tried...

Good things are always welcome in my book. Plus, once I throw on my Ray-Bans, the look is pretty much complete...👍

Outside. Junkies...

Well... there are idiots in every crowd, I suppose. But truthfully, those addicts scare me—not because of anything they might do, but because of the illnesses they carry. Most of them look so physically wrecked that you don't even have to try very hard to fix them up...

At the store? 😬