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So, Elvis Presley just shared a little snippet from his latest book on spiritual themes
https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...896?__tn__=K-R
https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...896?__tn__=K-R
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wearyowl29 said:That’s wonderful, Daniel Chase13! We are all just sitting on the edge of our seats waiting for your book to take the American market by storm.
Daniel Chase13 said:So, Elvis Presley just shared a little snippet from his latest book on spiritual themes
https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...896?__tn__=K-R
Rachel said:"Rachel was really drawn to Israel. She loved how direct and curious he was, and she had to admit to herself that she found him physically attractive.
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As they were flying along, Rachel started wondering if it wasn't too early to get to know him better. Besides, she was still all soaked from playing in the puddle, and she wasn't quite sure if every feather looked good on her."
Charles Gonzalez19 said:And this is supposed to be some kind of children's book? Is this content actually appropriate for kids?
Daniel Chase13 said:Elvis Presley, you're the expert on this—not me. 🤷
If I’m reading you correctly, this new book of yours is intended for adults. 🙂
Charles Gonzalez19 said:In a few of your videos, you mentioned you were actually working on a religious children's book about two little sparrows.
Not once before this snippet was posted did you mention anything about it being R-rated.
Then again, I can't say I'm totally shocked, knowing how much you're obsessed with sex.
wearyowl29 said:Person A - am I Elvis Presley?
Person B - am I Elvis Presley?
Person C - am I Elvis Presley?
Daniel Chase13 is actually Elvis Presley and he's "bragging way too much"!
Daniel Chase13 said:The user wearyowl29 is actually one of those people who plays the part of Elvis Presley's opponent on this forum.
It’s really just an experiment by Elvis Presley—getting into character as an atheist or any of his other critics.
Nemrspara... excuse me, Elvis Presley, are you going to write about what it's actually like to inhabit the role of your online female rival in your next book?
wearyowl29 said:Honestly, everyone finally sees through you and Elvis Presley after all that constant self-congratulation. Now, those little projects of yours are actually going to start selling!
Daniel Chase13 said:Nemruth Dag... wait, I mean Elvis Presley, you’re doing such a fantastic job playing both sides of the fence by pretending Nemruth Dag is some big rival of yours.
If you decide to dive into these little psychological experiments in your next book—basically detailing how you play out these imaginary battles with characters like Nemruth Dag—I think people would be even more hooked on buying your work.
It's a clever tactic, really. Honestly, sticking to this approach might just be your best sales strategy yet. 👍
wearyowl29 said:You seriously have a problem here, even if you're totally unfazed by it.
Daniel Chase13 said:Elvis Presley... honestly, this tactic you've adopted is quite something—you really lean into playing the part of your online rival, constantly poking and prodding.
It’ll make for some great material, though—maybe even a whole chapter in your next book. I think people would find it pretty fascinating to read about how a man can get so deeply invested in playing out an argument with his female opponent.
So, tell me, will you actually mention being under the name wearyowl29 in the book, or are you going to give her a different pseudonym entirely?
wearyowl29 said:It doesn't hurt, but it sure does defy logic.
Keep it up, Elvis Presley!
Do you actually say grace before meals?
Daniel Chase13 said:Elvis Presley, you’re doing a fantastic job playing your imaginary opponent—our very own forum regular, wearyowl29.
By all means, carry on.
Actually, this would make great material for a new book.
As for your question—do I pray for Elvis Presley? Well, I certainly don't mind doing it. And while I'm pretty sure the doctrines of the Catholic Church don't strictly mandate it for you (but hey, I'm just asking out of pure curiosity), what about you?
wearyowl29 said:Fantastic news—Elvis Presley is alive and kicking, probably saying his prayers right now!👍
wearyowl29 said:It doesn't hurt, but it sure does defy logic.
Keep it up, Elvis Presley!
Do you actually say grace before meals?
Charles Gonzalez19 said:In a few different videos—which Daniel Chase13 has been busy promoting like crazy—Elvis Presley mentioned that he doesn't pray the Rosary because, in his eyes, it’s basically just idolatry or straight-up Satanism. He’s caught right between those outbursts of misogyny and racism that Daniel Chase13 is so eager to back up.
wearyowl29 said:Fantastic news—Elvis Presley is alive and kicking, probably saying his prayers right now!👍