Elvis Presley

Daniel Chase13 said:So, Elvis Presley shared a video from his local Catholic parish over in the suburbs of Chicago—it shows some folks from Canada who have settled in the area hanging out together. You’ll want to pay close attention toward the end of the video, somewhere after the 18:30 mark. There's this priest—originally from the Midwest, by the way—who's just having a blast, dancing along to traditional Canadian folk dances with his parishioners who moved here from Canada. It's actually quite heartwarming to see. I should also mention a little detail: most of these families have at least three or four kids—which really explains why these specific neighborhoods and parishes are so full of life and growing so quickly. https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...0791591108171/

Come on, Jack!

Thanks to this video from Elvis Presley, you get to see what true community looks like—a local priest from a small Midwestern town happily dancing a traditional folk dance alongside his parishioners who originally moved here from Canada. It’s such a heartwarming sight. https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...0791591108171/

There isn't any of that hateful, elitist attitude toward our neighbors from Canada—you know, the kind where certain people act like they're better than everyone else just because they want to claim that those folks aren't "real" Americans or label them with some derogatory outsider term.

Daniel Chase13 said:Thanks to this video from Elvis Presley, you get to see what true community looks like—a local priest from a small Midwestern town happily dancing a traditional folk dance alongside his parishioners who originally moved here from Canada. It’s such a heartwarming sight. https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...0791591108171/

There isn't any of that hateful, elitist attitude toward our neighbors from Canada—you know, the kind where certain people act like they're better than everyone else just because they want to claim that those folks aren't "real" Americans or label them with some derogatory outsider term.

Man, someone should give that priest a medal for being so tolerant toward other groups (well, at least one specific group). If only priests would ditch their biases against women and sex too, we might actually make some progress in this world.

priest Ivica Raguž said:Women today are just defiant because they keep demanding equality! They're secondary, while men are primary!

priest Damir Stojić said:It is medically incredible that a woman can become pregnant during a rape.

Pope Benedict XVI said:Contraception is immoral, and condoms are the greatest evil.

I know, I know, I'm asking way too much from these poor, persecuted little Catholic sexists and pedophiles...
The standard Luciferian disclaimer: I am not claiming that every single one (certainly not all of them!) of the Catholic priests are pedophiles.

P.S. Aside from being "secondary," to certain (not all!) Catholics and their horny followers and promoters, women are basically just two-legged cows that occasionally deserve a beating for talking too much.

Have you guys noticed that the thread about Elvis Presley is constantly sitting right at the top of the subforum? It’s actually hit nearly 20,200 views! 🍿

Daniel Chase13 said:Have you guys noticed that the thread about Elvis Presley is constantly sitting right at the top of the subforum? It’s actually hit nearly 20,200 views! 🍿

I see you’re having a blast with this, Elvis—here’s view number 20,201 just to give that ego of yours a little boost.
Look at you now, all grown up and acting tough, like you aren't scared of anything anymore!

wearyowl29 said:I see you’re having a blast with this, Elvis—here’s view number 20,201 just to give that ego of yours a little boost.
Look at you now, all grown up and acting tough, like you aren't scared of anything anymore!

Oh, Elvis, I see you're still deep in character, playing out this little fantasy where you're battling Nemruth—our resident forum contrarian. 👍

You're doing a great job, honestly. It's convincing, and your dedication is impressive. 🙂

Are you planning to include all this "method acting" as an atheist and other various adversaries in your upcoming book?

Daniel Chase13 said:Oh, Elvis, I see you're still deep in character, playing out this little fantasy where you're battling Nemruth—our resident forum contrarian. 👍

You're doing a great job, honestly. It's convincing, and your dedication is impressive. 🙂

Are you planning to include all this "method acting" as an atheist and other various adversaries in your upcoming book?

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Oh, absolutely. Everyone is just standing around in awe right now. I know, it’s such a massive boost for your ego.

Enjoy those 20,022 views and all that imaginary applause.

Daniel Chase13 said:Have you guys noticed that the thread about Elvis Presley is constantly sitting right at the top of the subforum? It’s actually hit nearly 20,200 views! 🍿

Which isn't exactly a badge of honor.

For instance, the discussion regarding precipitation levels over at the Department of Natural Science has barely any posts. And it’s likely to stay that way.

The threads that dominate the top of the list are usually kept there by trolls. That doesn't say anything about the quality of the topic, nor does it reflect the caliber of the troll.

Of course, for a troll to function, they need a few naive souls to take the bait—I'll admit, I just fell for it myself—otherwise, the troll would just be talking to himself in an empty room.

wearyowl29 said:🤦
Oh, absolutely. Everyone is just standing around in awe right now. I know, it’s such a massive boost for your ego.

Enjoy those 20,022 views and all that imaginary applause.

Kudos, Elvis Presley—you really are dedicated to playing the part of wearyowl29 on this forum.

People are already impressed by how convincing and persistent you're being.

Honestly, you’re pulling off this "impersonating wearyowl29" act better than Juričan pulls off his Bandić impression. 👍

Are you planning to write about all this in your next book?

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Earlier today, a greedy little scavenger of a friend handed me a book he’d just picked up.
Elvis Presley: The Earthly Sphere.

It’s actually a damn good read—really drives home how easily an individual can lose their way and spiral into total madness.

Does anyone happen to know if there's some kind of pirate Mobi or EPUB version of The Catcher in the Rye floating around somewhere online? 🤣

Kenneth Cruz67 said:Does anyone happen to know if there's some kind of pirate Mobi or EPUB version of The Catcher in the Rye floating around somewhere online? 🤣

There is an article included in the book:

Daniel Chase13 said:Kudos, Elvis Presley—you really are dedicated to playing the part of wearyowl29 on this forum.

People are already impressed by how convincing and persistent you're being.

Honestly, you’re pulling off this "impersonating wearyowl29" act better than Juričan pulls off his Bandić impression. 👍

Are you planning to write about all this in your next book?

I’ve actually been mulling over the idea of writing a book titled:
"critique of a sick mind"! 😬

(Please, don't go stealing my title—it isn't officially trademarked yet.)

It looks like Elvis Presley is gearing up once again for the annual Catholic theological-pastoral week Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater--that big gathering where hundreds of priests, along with tons of dedicated laypeople serving in the Church in America, all come together.

Benjamin Taylor6 said:Earlier today, a greedy little scavenger of a friend handed me a book he’d just picked up.
Elvis Presley: The Earthly Sphere.

It’s actually a damn good read—really drives home how easily an individual can lose their way and spiral into total madness.

Poor mental patient... 😢

But hey, he's got his devoted fanboy, constantly writing about him with this weird tenderness and posting on the forum like Presley is the second coming of Jesus Christ. 👍

Daniel Chase13 said:It looks like Elvis Presley is gearing up once again for the annual Catholic theological-pastoral week Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater--that big gathering where hundreds of priests, along with tons of dedicated laypeople serving in the Church in America, all come together.

Just wonderful. Let Presley show all those Catholics that the Earth is Flat, just like their Bible and Jesus describe. Let him lead them astray and show them God's way.

What an absolute embarrassment for them all...

Freshly released from Elvis Presley’s Catholic priestly theological-pastoral week Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater

Here’s a new one—this time it’s a video report from Elvis Presley regarding the Catholic priestly theological-pastoral week https://www.facebook.com/10000506308...00005063086780

Daniel Chase13 said:Here’s a new one—this time it’s a video report from Elvis Presley regarding the Catholic priestly theological-pastoral week https://www.facebook.com/10000506308...00005063086780

I managed to find a fresh link for that video here: https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...00005063086780

Daniel Chase13 said:I managed to find a fresh link for that video here: https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...00005063086780

Looks like Elvis Presley is really digging his own book, The Catcher in the Rye... did he just clear out the entire inventory at Barnes & Noble to boost his own sales or something... 🙂

electricdriver33 said:Looks like Elvis Presley is really digging his own book, The Catcher in the Rye... did he just clear out the entire inventory at Barnes & Noble to boost his own sales or something... 🙂

😁 Haha, nice one. Good stuff.

Regardless of how things shake out, Elvis Presley seems to be in high spirits—just enjoying his week at the seminary.