#241 ·
Okay, even if I concede that vegetarians are smarter, what’s the move?
Start a thread called, "Let's look smarter—eat more greens"??
There's this saying:
"A guy might wish he were a bird, but he's just a mess."
No matter how fancy you package it, eventually we all have to strip down,
take care of business, and wipe ourselves—all while trying to act like nobody saw.
So, if we've officially decided vegetarians have higher IQs, here's my new topic:
"Let's look smarter—use three-ply toilet paper"
Start a thread called, "Let's look smarter—eat more greens"??
There's this saying:
"A guy might wish he were a bird, but he's just a mess."
No matter how fancy you package it, eventually we all have to strip down,
take care of business, and wipe ourselves—all while trying to act like nobody saw.
So, if we've officially decided vegetarians have higher IQs, here's my new topic:
"Let's look smarter—use three-ply toilet paper"