Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Carol Lewis said:Does anyone happen to have those little Tor emojis lying around somewhere?

Tore is here

restlesssurfer97 said:Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't do that whole "calma, calma" thing anymore after he scores, he just points up at the Pope now, because the Pope is the one who stays chill.

Ronaldo isn't scoring much lately. 😍

Alex Cook said:Tore is here

I was honestly just sitting here waiting to see which one would 🤣

ruggedjackal46 said:Ronaldo isn't scoring much lately. 😍

papa papa

They’re seriously screwing us over with these measures. There isn't even a massive outbreak happening in the general population; every single "new case" is just someone who was already isolated because they ran into someone infected, and now the virus is trickling into nursing homes. But whatever, I guess the rest of us just keep playing along with this nonsense indefinitely. No relaxation in sight. 🙏

At this rate, everyone in those care facilities is going to catch it, and then what? We'll finally be done and allowed outside? Who actually knows.

What’s the plan here—who’s actually footing the bill for these exhibitions at the Washington, D.C. Cathedral?

Anthony Jackson2 said:What’s the plan here—who’s actually footing the bill for these exhibitions at the Washington, D.C. Cathedral?

Milan Bandić will probably just sell off furniture with the labels cut out☕

Watching from Spain through my binoculars, I'm just eagerly waiting for it all to come crashing down.

Paul Sanders5 said:They’re seriously screwing us over with these measures. There isn't even a massive outbreak happening in the general population; every single "new case" is just someone who was already isolated because they ran into someone infected, and now the virus is trickling into nursing homes. But whatever, I guess the rest of us just keep playing along with this nonsense indefinitely. No relaxation in sight. 🙏

At this rate, everyone in those care facilities is going to catch it, and then what? We'll finally be done and allowed outside? Who actually knows.

And how exactly did the virus reach the nursing homes?

Anthony Jackson2 said:What’s the plan here—who’s actually footing the bill for these exhibitions at the Washington, D.C. Cathedral?

Are you joking, or are you actually asking that seriously?

Jessica Gonzalez said:Watching from Spain through my binoculars, I'm just eagerly waiting for it all to come crashing down.

Why do you hate the Church and everything starting with an H so much?

Jessica Gonzalez said:Watching from Spain through my binoculars, I'm just eagerly waiting for it all to come crashing down.

Are we seriously just waiting for Primož Peterka to wave a little flag to confirm there's a good breeze blowing?🙏

Looks like something just burst and there's smoke everywhere—we might have a pope on our hands!

Jessica Gonzalez said:Looks like something just burst and there's smoke everywhere—we might have a pope on our hands!

Took a quick look... someone definitely messed up, but they didn't even come close to tearing it down completely.

How many tons of stone are we even talking about in that massive beast, if just that top section alone weighs nearly 30 tons? 🙏

Matthew Young35 said:And how exactly did the virus reach the nursing homes?

Are you joking, or are you actually asking that seriously?

Down the sewer lines, obviously.

Matthew Young35 said:And how exactly did the virus reach the nursing homes?

Are you joking, or are you actually asking that seriously?

Is it Grandma who smells like moonshine, or the moonshine that smells like Grandma?

Jessica Gonzalez said:Is it Grandma who smells like moonshine, or the moonshine that smells like Grandma?

Vidis vidis.

Perhaps that’s the true genesis of this nasty virus.
Viruses actually seem to brew up in nursing homes before spreading everywhere else.

A fitting little tune...


What am I to do, mother dear? The results are out.
What will the whole town say? My body has fallen ill.
Cold hands, sweaty brow, but there's an antibody in my soul.
Sweaty hands, cold brow, but there's an antibody in my soul.

Microscopic little beast, you can't handle this tropical climate.
You trampled over the Sea just to infect me.

Now, hold on a second, lady—my organs are failing me.
Now, hold on a second, lady—my organs are failing me.
Because I was careless, and now I'm paying the price.
Because I was careless, and now I'm paying the price.

Microscopic little beast, you can't handle this tropical climate.
You trampled over the Sea just to infect me.

Black woman, did you know? Since you knew, thanks a lot.
That you were nurturing this cursed virus deep within.

Microscopic little beast, you can't handle this tropical climate.
You trampled over the Sea just to infect me.

wiredfalcon2 said:Milan Bandić will probably just sell off furniture with the labels cut out☕

I don't think so. I mean, would you actually do that?

Jessica Gonzalez said:Watching from Spain through my binoculars, I'm just eagerly waiting for it all to come crashing down.

Did the rich girl miss her mark? It is her part of the city, after all.

They’re taking a much closer look at the COVID death stats in Italy. It turns out only 2.1% of those who passed away had no underlying conditions. About 21.3% had one serious illness, 25.9% dealt with two, and a massive 50.7% were battling three or more active, severe diagnoses at the time.

They ran 8,000 antibody tests over in Lombardy and another 2,000 in Liguria. The results? 10% of those tests showed positive antibodies, proving people actually caught the virus and built up immunity without ever even showing symptoms.