There is some pretty wild stuff going on with this whole "expelling" Russian agents from Canada.
Check this out:
Ambassador Eyvazov was notified by the State Department that Canada is slashing the number of diplomatic and administrative staff at the Russian embassy from 41 down to just eight. The Russian embassy in Vienna and Canada will have to let 33 people go, but, according to the State Department, this isn't actually about expelling diplomats..
And here is the explanation they gave:
They explained that it's a move under Article 11, not Article 9 of the Vienna Convention.
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Article 11, however, allows the receiving state to demand that a diplomatic mission or consular office scale back its staff to what is considered reasonable and customary given the local circumstances and the needs of the mission. In that sense, Canada decided to align the size of the Russian diplomatic mission with the size of the Canadian diplomatic mission in Moscow.
So basically, the Canadians just "aligned" things instead of kicking Russian agents out of Vienna. 😁
But honestly, the weirdness surrounding the Russian embassy doesn't even end there.
Ambassador Eyvazov has, per the State Department release, expressed his "strongest protest and horror over the massacre of Ukrainian civilians in Bucha and other towns, which was uncovered by comparing published satellite imagery and other photos following their liberation from Russian occupation."
What he's trying to say is—the Russian ambassador is basically telling the Canadians how horrifying it is now that he's realized
what those satellite images and photo comparisons show—which is that people were lying dead in the streets of Bucha while the place was under Russian control.
If I'm reading this right, Eyvazov is probably heading straight to therapy in Moscow after this realization.