Posts by Keith James812

velvetgull9 said:Look, it’s the same deal where I live—they sell books bundled up with newspapers, and I’ve already grabbed every single one they’ve put out so far. 😉

Alright, fine, damn it all, can you at least try to pick up those stupid books instead of just obsessing over your junk for once? 😁

velvetgull9 said:Just relax, honey. You’re gonna be at the front of the line anyway. And you know how it goes—first come, first served... 😁 😁

Look, velvetgull9, just read this and you'll see why I'm freaking out here... 😢

I've got the worst luck ever. Sure, I'll be one of the first ones through the door, but they're probably just going to tell me they didn't even get any guys in stock, or worse, there are way more women than men available! 😁

velvetgull9 said:What kind of Photoshop bullshit is this? These are real people, man. Real. 😉

Enough, velvetgull9, just enough!!!! Not another word about it!! (looking around frantically)... from here on out, we don't say a single damn thing about this in public..

We need to come up with some sort of code language ASAP...

Hold on, hold on a second, ladies... I just had a massive realization...

But look, if every woman out there finds out that those kinds of guys actually exist, they’re going to ditch their husbands in droves after being lied to for so long...

And you know what that means? 😲 It means way more competition for that tiny pool of single guys with actual size!!!! STOP!!! HALT!! ABORT MISSION!!!

velvetgull9 said:That’s my headache, not yours. You just stay over there hanging out at the 75-yard line. 😉

Look, I’m heading down there right now, that much is for damn sure. It’s a lock. I don't care if I have to sit around and wait a bit... 😳 😁

Chloe Garcia98 said:Hey Keith James812, stop talking nonsense! New episodes of Sex and the City start back up tonight... 😁

I’m not watching that garbage..🙂 There's a massive difference between catching your husband with a huge dick and just running around acting like a total slut and having affairs outside of marriage. 😁

velvetgull9 said:Look, here’s the plan. I’m gonna make some calls and get everything squared away, then after work this afternoon, the two of us head over there. We’ll pull up right in front of her house, and all those neighbors who own the property lines will line up next to us like a damn jury, every single one of them holding their deed and paperwork. Let's see what her husband has to say when he’s staring down cold, hard facts. 😁

Sure, sounds great, except there's a tiny snag. Because of that lie he told, everyone standing there with their paperwork would have to be... how should I put this... well, you know... totally hard...😳

How the hell are we supposed to pull that off? Count me out! 😁

velvetgull9 said:Look, what happened, happened. I’m not just making stuff up for the hell of it. That 5-inch thing? Dead serious.

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velvetgull9, when you first told me that, I was so floored I had to vent to this one friend of mine... at first she totally brushed me off, like, "Oh please, Keith James812, you're just telling tall tales"... but then I dropped the bomb that I wasn't just hearing rumors, but that it came straight from your mouth... and she just went silent. Then the next day, she calls me with this raspy voice—clearly hadn't slept a wink—whispering that her husband realized something was seriously up with her and basically cornered her before dawn to get the truth out of her. She finally admitted what she'd heard, and after a frantic little fever dream of thinking it over, he told her he'd actually heard about these freak occurrences too. Apparently, some poor guys (like one in a hundred thousand) really do deal with that misfortune, because those things are basically useless... I mean, they need so much blood flow to function that they can't even get an erection in the first place.

And to top it all off, he told her she wasn't allowed to talk to me anymore and said he'd have a "serious word" with my husband. She had to tell him I don't even have a husband, to which he just snapped, "Well, maybe that explains why she's still single."

velvetgull9 said:So you're telling me you actually have a problem with her friends? 🥳

Of course I do... those "friends" are basically modern-day sirens. They target decent women and just fill their heads with absolute nonsense. Like trying to convince them that anything under five inches isn't just a myth, but a reality... it's all garbage. It just stirs up trouble in a normal woman's head until she can't even focus on basic stuff around the house because she's too busy buying self-help books, reading weird articles, and hunting for some mythical G-spot... 🙄 😁

James Lewis4 said:So then, once a day, she plays this little fantasy movie in her head for an hour or two—dreaming about getting hitched, settling down, buying a suburban house with a white picket fence and a garden... Then shadowjackal88 or some other friend shows up, reality hits, and we’re right back to square one.

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shadowjackal88 said:So, where’s the moderator?

No ban coming... turns out it's just one of those wild delusions Sarah Jenkins lives for—acting like she's being harassed or beaten up by two lesbians. Pure fantasy stuff. 🙂
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verica said:For me, say, it was actually lovely listening to that singer Ivana Banfić - šumica, who basically put Natalie Portman at the bottom of her list of favorites😁

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So, with all that said, I'm dropping my first bomb on this thread to wrap things up:

Keith James812 said:Natalie Portman has such a stunning voice, just pure bliss to listen to... the legendary Runjić gave her "Seagull" to sing—doesn't that speak volumes on its own?

As for the big picture, trying to compare a nineteen-year-old (?) Natalie Portman to Oliver Hudson is honestly just moronic... he's got decades of better and worse interpretations behind him, plus a lifetime of experience that you can actually feel bleeding through his songs... Natalie was just blown away by the crowd she found herself in, which is totally normal... In a sea of mediocre voices on the American music scene, I seriously don't get why people always go for the throat with young talent like this...

Herostrat said:Look, don't sweat it. I know her songs inside and out, so I'll play them for you. ;-) It's not like there's anything I wouldn't do for you, right? Even Natalie Portman stood up for her 😁 😁 😁 🙄 👋

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Man, if it meant anything to you, I'd even sing Pusićka. That's how much I love ya.😁

fadedfalcon60 said:Dammit, you’re stuck on it too—it’s always Runjić, isn't it?

I mean, who else am I supposed to talk about when we're discussing the galeb? 😁

I have seriously never heard you belt out a galeb song, and honestly, I’d love to... wouldn't that be the perfect excuse for us to finally grab a drink and hang out soon? 😉

dustyscout53 said:As far as I'm concerned, this mindless back-and-forth is over. Honestly, I’d much rather see someone actually important—like Drita or the UN—defending the other side. Maybe then people would actually listen to some real counterarguments instead of just sitting here acting shocked and blowing smoke up everyone's rear.

Aha, so what you're saying is you need a "big shot" to give you permission to respect an argument? Wow. 😁

Alright, fine, here's a "big shot" argument for you: Runjić heard Natalie singing and practically begged her to belt out Seagull. 😁

Just kidding, Betty Bennett10 😁

I bet none of these high-brow elitists would have a single problem with Natalie if she hadn't just absolutely floored the entire crowd with that performance 😁

These "intellectuals" without any actual substance are just people who are terrified of populism... or anything else the "common man" actually enjoys. It's not that they're against global success—far from it. They just need to be able to claim they "discovered" the singer or the band while they were still playing dive bars for three people, before the rest of the world even knew they existed. That way, the fame just serves as proof of how right they were all along 😁

Unfortunately for them, Natalie wasn't some hidden gem they stumbled upon in some trendy underground club where the pretentious critics hang out... if she had been, they’d be writing columns saying, "this kid has everything it takes to be a superstar one day." But damn, she started her run on the New York Times, and everyone watches that... an elitist has to distance themselves from talent like that because massive, mainstream spectacles are beneath them. To them, it’s just "off-the-rack" culture. And they don't hate mass-market stuff because it's bad—hell, it can be top-tier quality—but listen, if EVERYONE can buy it and wear it, it's not "exclusive" enough for their ego 🙂 😁

Betty Bennett10 said:Yeah, this thread is actually gold. You can learn a ton of stuff here if you pay attention. Like, for starters, having a "perfect" voice isn't even the most important part of being a great singer. Take Marijan Ban, for example—he’s a way better vocalist than Natalie. I mean, come on, she spends half her performance rolling her eyes at her dinner plate! 😁

Look, Betty Bennett10, you’re totally missing the point here... this isn't just about the food. 😁

Look, we’re talking about spoiled behavior here. You know the type—nothing is ever quite good enough for her. She expects everyone to be running errands around her like she's some kind of VIP, always demanding that everything be tailor-made just for her. Honestly, she acts like she's... Primadonna. 😁

Jason Morgan2 said:You’re telling me that me, Lebowski, and Drita can't even write a nursery rhyme? Give me a break.
All three of us could write better than John Williams. And that guy thinks he's such a composer.
That whole vibe is just too Southern—I wouldn't want you getting all mixed up in that mess.

Who even brought up Drita? The guy was just praising her vocals and saying she absolutely crushed it. 😁

What's with this "Southern" comment... are you trying to say John Williams wrote the music while someone else handled the lyrics? 😁 Or did you just roll out of bed on the wrong side today and decide to start talking nonsense? 😁

Jason Morgan2 said:Dammit,[/I] Lebowski, can't you see that it takes us two and mistypanther to explain to this idiot crowd the difference between "having a good voice" and actually "singing well."
People are just so damn thick.
They just don't get it.

Whoops! Idiot crowd... 😁

That's a total reach... I mean, we have the elite and then we have the idiots... 😁

Those people couldn't even write a nursery rhyme, yet they think they know better than Runjić about who should be singing his songs... When Runjić heard Natalie sing, he didn't fall for the hype like they did—he didn't see an empty vessel, because compared to them, Runjić actually understands music, singers, and the art of singing.. 🙄

btw. Jason Morgan2, I'm way younger than you, which means I'm definitely not middle-aged yet.. 😁

If Natalie hadn't been shaking from nerves, she could have used that incredible ear and voice of hers to relax a bit more, and then it wouldn't have just been "good"—it would have been legendary... instead, it was "just" a good performance..

vividstag31 said:Look, if she can’t even hit a note, she doesn't need "personality" anyway—if that's even what you people in the music industry call it. Honestly, what do YOU guys actually do out there in the pop scene?

They just play themselves... 😁