Posts by Matthew Doyle73

Sure, I missed all three of those total flops, but I've got this copy of Airplane! recorded that I've watched a billion times from childhood until now. I just rewatched it, and honestly, it’s such a high-caliber film because of the cast. 🙄

My favorite scene:


And here is that wonderful multicultural scene:

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together : Col -> Together : Col: Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together : Sheeeeeeet -> Together : Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.

Then a glowing notification pops up on the plane:
NO SMOKING
El NO A YOU SMOKO

FASTEN SEATBELTS
PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ

😂

Alright kids, have at it:
http://www.eecs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html

Pen said:Oh, great... right in the middle of sex, suddenly we’re watching an obelisk being raised, a rocket launch, someone stuffing sausage meat into a pastry... you name it. 😁

Those kinds of scenes have been used in a million cheesy comedies, but honestly, *Loaded Weapon 2* has the most convincing one out there. I’d put it in an anthology of great American cinema; who cares if it's foreign? It's not like we're some kind of extreme nationalists.😛

Inache, I absolutely love that old blues track "I guess I'm just screwed." I've been scouring the internet for it for ages, but it's nowhere to be found. 😠

Sticky Fingaz is an absolute legend 🙂

Oh, please, that whole "I'm going to sue you" stereotype. Honestly, that was actually kind of funny...🙄

It’s almost like being in Napa Valley 😛 🙂

Yeah, I'll get this in my inbox too.

Damn, he's an anarchist and they're just musicians... musicians are scumbags.😛 😛

By the way, I’ve been sketching these weird, ugly, and totally inaccurate designs for T-shirts. I have a massive collection of them already—plenty of variety to choose from—and I'm willing to accept payment in kind 😛, so if anyone is interested, just let me know 🙂

Not entirely, though I’d say what a person listens to is pretty much a reflection of their worldview, their habits, and how they carry themselves in life.

We think we’re just out there hunting for tunes we enjoy, but we have to realize that music actually shapes us. It changes who we are while we’re getting lost in its rhythm, dissecting the lyrics, or even just headbanging in the WC while some mindless, repetitive garbage plays on the radio—just total nonsense, like flying teddy bears, airplanes, falling elephants, brain rot, or some tiny ant trying to make sense of it all... I don't even know anymore. 😳

I’ve been brainstorming some T-shirt designs inspired by the tracks from our old forum, but if we’re playing strictly by the copyright rules, I have a different idea. I’d love to use an image of Wicked Willy—you know, that "mischievous little mouse" character everyone recognizes—holding up a sign that says "available." 😳 🙂

If you're driving or just looking for some other equally questionable reason to grab an alcoholic drink, you might as well go all out. It’s honestly much better to wash down those greasy burgers or whatever other junk food people still insist on eating without a beer 🙄

A healthy mind lives in a healthy body🙂

I can feel myself getting sluggish again now that nobody is forcing me to hit the gym every single morning😳

Man, looks like this thread is still kicking. Keep it going, guys—keep dropping those news links so I’ve got plenty to catch up on when I get back from my service 🙂

I used to be such a huge fan, but honestly, the singer feels a little one-dimensional to me today... maybe it’s just because I’ve been listening to too much Bounty Killer lately.🙄

Oh, please... airplanes are just those big metal things with wings that fly around. 🙄

Nah, they’re just playing around with those high-tech jet nozzles that spray all sorts of shady fluids 😛 🙂

It would probably pass much faster. Time flies when you're busy with things like alarms and everything else, so the clock just seems to spin quicker 🙂

Vacation_Mode! 😛

I absolutely live for those kinds of statements, like, "Listen, man, this isn't just a bold move—it's a total 'I don't give a damn' attitude!" 😛 🙂

Genetics is purely a matter of physical reality 🙄

They claimed I was acting like a know-it-all just because I’ve posted a lot, know everyone in this community, and served in the military... GOOD GRIEF, I am an EGOCENTRIC and I’m going to think I’m brilliant regardless of what anyone says 😛

Nike said:you'd be surprised...

Yeah, "Black and White World" is a beautiful song, but it’s just a song. Real life exists in the shades between black and white, and those extremes are actually the least common. Gray is where most of reality lives...

Join the Army. You'll get plenty of chances to sing about black and white worlds there—I won't tell you why, I'll just let you be surprised.

Quotes:

some people choose the lesser of two evils... plenty of folks are fully aware of how destructive drugs really are, they truly are, it's just... well, some people have much more damaging things going on in their lives...

I ran away from the world by joining the military. Maybe I messed up a little, but it's still a smaller mistake than yours.🙄

Quotes:

is running away when you see you can't win being cowardly? Or is it strategic? 😎

Both. Running is what distinguishes a soldier from an officer; a soldier isn't ashamed to avoid a front line, but a general is.

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Just figured I'd chime in here too. I won't be around much this weekend because I'm going to be all over the place.🙂