Posts by Bryan Martin31

Alex Rogers91 said:My wife told me, "this is Industrial Music," and played some hardcore hooligan track by this group. I thought, okay, maybe this isn't actually terrible? It was the first bit of EBM I’d ever heard, assuming you can even count DAF in that category.
now I’ve gone and opened MySpace, and it sounds like a single channel of Depeche Mode.
why on earth is he singing like that?

Well, look at you, joining the club.

Come over and see for yourself what's actually worth listening to... 😁
It would be worth a look...
They aren't just mindless Nitzer clones anymore—and even if they were, the weak-willed couldn't handle it anyway.

Dennis Green62 said:Honestly, if Ceca had actually shown up, people probably would've been fighting over tickets instead. 🤣

Wow.🙏

What do you think? Could there actually be some sparks flying between a hardcore nationalist and a radical leftist?
And I have to wonder—how would those five or six "classy" types react? You know, the ones acting like hysterical groupies at a stadium concert? If I hadn't seen them jumping around myself, I wouldn't have believed it... 🤣
Tom Petty is a god. I can't wait for the big show at Yankee Stadium! Poor things, just like the animals at the zoo.😬

Are they actually jumping around or...?! 😁

Bryan Martin31 said:🤣 🤣 🤣

This guy is actually dying from laughing so hard.

Chuck said:🙂 I’ve got my stash of homemade firecrackers, some Tondin, Garburu, and enough fuses to set off a small war.
In my portable kit, I’ve got a can of JP Lube and some white automotive spray paint; I could probably track down some red paint too. 🙂 I don't really have any blue paint on hand—not that I care much about being a die-hard Yankees fan—but if it's for our cause, I'll make it happen.
My only issue is that I didn't buy egg cartons in time to leave them out on the terrace to rot in the sun, so we might just have to settle for fresh eggs. 🙂 All in all, I guess I'm somewhat prepared to cook up some trouble for someone.
🙂
🙂 😬

Good grief. 😕 Are you prepping to liberate a whole city or what...?!

Anyway, those guys from the Midwest who were planning to splash paint on the White House... they talked to their leader just a minute before it happened, and the guy told me they completely screwed up. They planned
to drench Schwartz Schilling, but the guy played them; he changed his commute from home to work six times that morning. So, to avoid wasting all that paint...
I mean, what happens if someone like Biden, Pelosi, or maybe even Trump changes their daily routine and all those eggs go to waste? What do we do with all that rotten mess? We'd probably stink out half the city... hmm... maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing... but what would the message even be?

But listen, if we hit that inverted pyramid with blue paint... is that an expression of spite because of the rivalry with the Dinamos, or is it a general protest against the President's entire legacy? Or if we just stick to red, there's no way we can misinterpret that... it's pretty self-explanatory.

By the way, does Kerumovac drive a white or black Maybach?

wanderingmaker8 said:In the spirit of the holidays, here’s a political question: do you think Jesus leaned left or right?

Given that he stood up against the authorities in Rome and the high priesthood, he comes off as pretty leftist. I mean, the guy basically had a hippie vibe. 😁 Then again, the church that claims to carry on his teachings is strictly right-wing.

To me, Jesus' political messages seemed mixed. But if you were forced to choose—leftist or rightist—which way would you go?

A while back, all the self-proclaimed religious experts and big thinkers in America agreed that Jesus was actually the original communist.

Orange County said:Everyone mentioned above—the sponsors, the sellouts, the two-legged chickens, the athletes playing games, the corporate suits, the mobsters, the degenerates, the politicians, and the rest of the American bipeds—are reading this right now, wondering how they lost their damn minds. 😬

And you don't even realize how much you're right... 😉
For instance, about four or five years ago, a certain guy used to hang around here. After a few threatening DMs, the man just mysteriously vanished. I tried reaching out to him, but nothing. My ex-girlfriend actually worked with him at a local diner back in the day. She said he used to get intel laid directly on his table by the regulars...

😬

Then there’s this one guy from this forum. He’s actually a decent guy; we’ve even grabbed a few beers together. In the real world, he’s a massive media personality. Generally, he’s a good guy. While he used to have some ultra-right-wing outbursts here, he’s currently being targeted by actual extremists and hasn't been seen in a while. I just hope none of his enemies decide to leak his old posts to the public... that would be a shame. 😁

Anyway, are we going to pull off some terrifying and non-partisan megaterrorist outburst to spill blood in the fifth during this holiday season, or what?! 😕
I'm not waiting around for some bandit from the Ozarks to erect an inverted pyramid next to the F. R. plaza in honor of F. T.

Chuck said:That doesn't look like mine. Smells more like Orange to me.

Oh, absolutely!!! Because who else would fly all the way to Australia dressed up as some extreme ultra-nationalist extremist, just to relive the glory days of mass radical emigration?

Orange County said:Now it’s clear to you, my Chuck, why Djapic said the fundamentalists are at the ROOT. 🤣

At the root?! At the root of a dick!

Hmm... hold on... the root... the dick...

Orange County, are you doing this on purpose? After feeding me those crumbs I used to derive the Great American Reconciliation, now you throw THIS at me?

And Chuck too... were you two actually acting sane while messing around in that Templar chapel in England?

The diagonal of a square with side length 1 is the root. Of two. Doesn't matter, but it's a root. So, Djapic.

And now, let's logically imagine Bandic's pyramid, inverted. If it were you, it would be hard to reach the pyramid without Bandic.
The volume of a pyramid with a square base of side 1 and height 1 (because Franjo Harmon is The One. The Only) is:

1/3 x base (1x1) x height (1) = 1/3.

1/3!!
One third.
Stonehenge, crystal skulls, the Holy Grail—all of Djapic's "magisterium" is nothing compared to this!!
One third is below Djapic, who is at the root, and above him sits Franjo Harmon with his star, and at the bottom tip is the U!
One third!
Think about it, people!

Between Franjo Harmon at the top and One third is Djapic. Who is at the root—meaning, at the dick. Star up top. U down below.

So, where else in history have we encountered the Third?

I'm telling you, Bandic is a Mason! He knew that WE, the Troclan group (oh god, another 3!!!), the Death Squad, would eventually reach a Conclusion!!

Team, we need to react fast; the only thing Bandic hasn't done yet is...

Orange County Bryan Martin31 said:So, which one exactly? 😬

Now you're playing dumb too? I’m the one who called out that race-law signing novelist, remember?
You seem to have a bit of a selective memory problem. It’s just like Ivo and sex—they both conveniently forget when they want to that they were actually at the rally supporting the Duke of Alcazar. Maybe we could use a little political spin over there? No, wait. A small gathering on the pier was more than enough.

Alright, let's get to work.
The group is talking about that massive monument for The President... they're saying it'll go on the lawn next to Republic Square. Is that actually going to work? Honestly, there's way too much foot traffic there, too many witnesses. It’s a complicated mess.

Well, look who finally showed up!

Between the backyard bombs, those speeches over in Australia, the cheating scandals, the mining crises, and those missile strikes on the mosque, it’s about time someone actually did something... Look, the big boss is heading back from Chicago, and you can bet there will be security checkpoints at every single highway overpass along the way...
northernbison63, you still got any spray paint, firecrackers, or leftover blood from... well, you know?

And... hmm... weren't you somewhere out in the Australian Outback back in '92?

Charles Fox10 said:I'd rather go to the dentist than have my neighbor's cat handle this for me.
If we were some small-town locals, maybe we would be.

hm... sure.

But seriously, Charles Fox10! Charles Fox10, Charles Fox10, my dear Charles Fox10!!!😠 😠 😠

Don't tell me that "Among Australian Extreme Emigration" is actually your situation! 😠 😠 😠

Didn't we agree to save that for the presidential election once we finally put our candidate forward? Looking back, where on earth is northernbison63?

And now what? Our best trump card is gone... what's done is done. No point crying over spilled milk.

Chris Peterson53 said:So, what about those little redhead girls who start their criminal
careers wearing mini skirts and fishnets?
Bearded little saints,
and then these guys end up forced
into some corporate ownership mess,
grinding away for cash just so they can buy some lilies for the ladies...

hm... there’s the rub. See, Charles Fox10 has a reputation for being a bit too fond of younger women, which might lead to similar organizational headaches as we saw with the potential Alsta Clan situation.

But look, Chris Peterson53, maybe that "ruthless executioner disguised as an innocent girl" vibe of yours would actually come in handy—say, for hunting down pedophiles on parole or stirring up trouble among the fundamentalist clergy. I'll keep you in mind. 👍

Charles Fox10 said:Why bother with museums when you could just use gymnasiums? You get the space, the scale, and the acoustics are great—so when you decide to make a joke about your mother-in-law, everyone in the room gets a front-row seat.

And if you don't want to deal with museum logistics, why not just build churches? Set up an altar, keep the exhibits, and suddenly you’ve got a job for both the priest and the curator. Plus, it gives the congregation some culture.

Oh, please! This guy is a genius. A pure, unadulterated GE-NI-US!👍
Are we sure we didn't run into each other at some dive bar last night? Maybe I was just hammered and accidentally let this brilliant idea slip?
God, what am I doing? Wandering around trying to uncover "master plans" from a complete stranger? What an idiot.

Charles Fox10, listen: in the style of an overzealous professional and strictly following the Troclan Regulations, specifically Death Squad Clause 66, subsection VI, you need to condense all of this and swallow it. Got it?

I can't make sense of this. What exactly are you trying to say? kaže:
What kind of criminal actually goes around exposing what’s hidden behind a username? You just don't see that anywhere. People keep those things guarded like a state secret. 😁

First things first: if you actually want to go the criminal route, and if luck is on your side enough to become a member of my Death Squad, you’re going to have to pick up a new handle.

What are you thinking? Suppose we’re mid-op and I’ve got a target in my sights—say, a crossbow equipped with some high-tech thermal optics—and then I need to signal you to take out the bodyguards. What if I blank on your handle right when things get heavy? It’s hard enough keeping track of everyone. How exactly are we supposed to coordinate if I can't remember who you are? 😕 It’s just not working. Either change the handle or explain what you mean by it.

Charles Fox10 said:Don't try playing me here, thinking I'll just take a hit from you tomorrow. Are you the founder? The visionary leader? Yes. Then fine—lay out the ideas, delegate the tasks, and let's actually get things done.

Ouch. Someone's grumpy... though I might be open to radicalism once the clock strikes midnight.

But seriously... if we're starting small... maybe we begin by turning churches into museums? Actually, no. Atheists aren't my only target audience. I'll pass on that one.

Maybe we should try again with that old advisor to the former President? You know, that doctor, that man without a name? Only this time, let's make sure he doesn't end up blaming everyone else or someone's head... after all, he was the one who helped screw everything up to begin with... think about it and let me know. We can find some kind of firecracker... or at least a water balloon... 🤣

Cheers, my friend. Stay healthy and well. As for the rest, we'll figure it out.👍

Charles Fox10 said:I started out with the animal kingdom, then moved on to gum. After that, I pivoted to yogurt and wandering through self-service aisles early in the morning—just me, a windshield wiper from a car, and my thoughts. Every true villain needs their own criminal organization to steal poultry, pork, and grapes, right? But ever since the women in our lives finally cleaned house, I’ve been operating as a solo rogue agent.

Is this enough content for my first official application?

Hell yeah you are!!!😲

You were basically born to be part of a death squad.!!!

Charles Fox10, I think it's time for our first mission... any ideas? I can handle a few... 😎

Casey Lopez61 said:🙂

not that it matters!

Casey Lopez61, until you figure out where on earth you got that username, I can't exactly take you seriously—even if you do seem like a decent candidate... 😬

Charles Fox10 said:Man, I thought Soye was actually giving me some solid leads, but this is just a random entry without any kind of referral.

Charles Fox10, isn't nepotism basically my middle name? I'm practically hiring you blindly here. 👍

Wait!
Did you at least swipe some candy from a CVS? Look, I’m planning on recruiting a crew of pure villains, so I need to make sure you aren't going to screw us over...

So, they say you can't be both a villain and a criminal at the same time. 😕 But as a criminal, you run afoul of the law, which means—even in this country—you might actually face consequences for your actions. For example, you murder some poor guy from a local militia in a Chase Bank branch because you're a scumbag, just like the militia leader himself who refuses to give his employees decent pay, body armor, or even a fair shake. You get caught, and you serve time.
Well, there are exceptions. You can walk away with a factory using zero down, take out a mortgage on someone else's property or whatever, then fire everyone on the street, sell off that factory or the land it’s sat on for eighty years, and suddenly you're a wealthy, respected member of the "Council of 200."

As a villain? You're winning. Laws don't apply to you. Sure, they labeled you a "suspect." Whatever. You can still cause a "collapse of the legal system," as that clown on CNN said yesterday (didn't he sound incredibly arrogant?). You can call the witnesses whatever names you want. You can be under the microscope of every yellow journalist and every "gray" hack out there tracking your every heartbeat. We know every single agony of your wretched little existence. And you haven't even tasted battery acid yet. Honestly, brother, a little abuse of power doesn't mean much to you, because the justice system in this dump is about as independent as a cheap hookup. (First "s" in "sex" like "sis"... oops, Soye.
) You can show up in court and have those "Cosmopolitan" columnists filming you looking all polished and polite, telling everyone that compared to the pathetic, miserable representatives of the prosecution, you've got better odds than the fifth-string team playing the Lakers. Every mother would want a son-in-law like you. Even though you're a criminal, the Secretary says the organization you belong to simply... doesn't exist.
You can violate a ten-year-old girl and they won't just call you a criminal; they'll call you a "beast" and a "monster," only for you to walk free on parole after two years.
You can kill a twelve-year-old girl and still "walk," just because someone screwed up the legal procedure.

I am currently accepting applications for induction into the "3rd Criminal Exadron."
Immunity from the flu, AIDS, humanity, morality, and the law is guaranteed!