WeM said:they need it, whereas I thought you’d have a thousand other problems first, so maybe... I'll just buy up all that land
Not a thousand. Just one. And it’s a massive one. But it’s worth a thousand problems.
Where am I supposed to go? What am I meant to do with these two losers of mine? Should I call up a charity and ask them to take me off their hands?
Or!
Or should I reach out to a journalist to pitch a story? Something like, "How to stop the next crusade, or who will occupy the 24,687 new churches in downtown Chicago after the Catholic Church kicks all 300,000 John Does off their ancestral lands?"
And look at her—religious fanatics are actually threatening her life.
If her noble intentions don't pan out, do you have any ideas on how we can shut down the Church's territorial claims over sacred Chicago soil?
Look, for a decent fee, we’re even willing to hand over a huge chunk of land near the suburbs to you (assuming the local mayor doesn't remember it first...). But let's make the content fun and twisted. Let the youth break free from spiritual and physical restraints... honestly, what a modern-day Sodom. Brothels, casinos, condom factories, GOP satellite offices, a wellness center run by Vesna Skare or Djurdje Adlesic... let those fat cats at the cathedral eat themselves with envy. 😈