mistybear87 said:Either Vettel pulls off to the side, or they call him into the pits under some fake pretext about a technical issue. What else is there?
Vettel falls apart. 😁
And we all know that colliding under the SC isn't exactly new territory for him. 😁
My ideal outcome—
Qualifying:
Sebastian Vettel.
Mark Webber.
3. Fernando Alonso
Alonso and Hamilton.
Felipe Massa.
Right at the start, Vettel and Webber collide. Meanwhile, Alonso charges through the wreckage and punctures a tire.
SC pulls out, and Alonso heads to the pits, dropping right to the back of the pack.
Fiat.Those mechanics, despite their supposed "world-class" reputation, botched the tire change. It left Fernando Alonso stuck in the pits for an extra stop, allowing Lewis Hamilton to blow past him by an entire lap. Little Luis is absolutely beaming right now, while his girlfriend is jumping around the garage, acting like she knows exactly what's happening—even though she clearly hasn't the slightest clue who's leading or what race we're even watching.
Hamilton is absolutely tearing it up right now, consistently putting down faster lap times than anyone else. Meanwhile, Jergović—who’s teamed up with the duo Novak-Blažičko following that last race—is practically floating on air. He won't stop rambling about how Lewis Hamilton is the greatest driver in Formula 1 history, claiming his talent is the best thing to happen to humanity since the invention of the wheel.
Then the light rain starts. We all know how those cars with the Fiat badge handle a little wet weather—the electronics just give up on you, and suddenly every single warning light in the cockpit is blinking at once. Fernando bails out of the car, practically in tears, cursing Ferrari for leaving him high and dry. They weren't even there to back him up while he was out there fighting like a lion against those imperialist McLaren types from England.
It all falls on Massa.
Rain, master. He's hitting his stride. Climbing the ranks. Is he finally finding his rhythm?
Last lap. Lewis Hamilton has the championship in the bag.
He hits the final corner, that nerdy little smirk already visible beneath the yellow helmet. Jergović finished his business a long time ago, but...
Then comes Massa. He feigns a move on the inside line. Hamilton blocks him. Massa jerks to the outside and breezes right past a helpless Lewis Hamilton, whose rear tires just can't hold grip.
Flu. Just the flu.Just spinning your wheels.
Massa crosses the finish line first. Hamilton? He’s just standing there in total disbelief. Somehow, though, he manages to claw his way back to second place.
Using some pretty choice language over the radio, Massa tells Hamilton: "Screw you, you jerk. I'm 30 years old and I have 12 wins... what the hell?"
A happy end at Ferrari. Fernando Alonso decides against the self-destruction. A third title in the bag, and he’s already hinting at a fourth and fifth. But does little Fernando realize that the Silver Storm is waiting for him in 2011? 🙏🙏🙏
