If you had a sadistic psychopath for a father, you’d have run away from home just to dig trenches and live in a shack—and you’d be happy about it! You’d actually be shouting about how great life is, just as long as you didn't have to look at him. But hey, since you're all elderly fossils now, I guess you just lack any real motivation or survival instinct. There’s nothing quite like the pure agony of taking off tight shoes.
Get yourself a job waiting tables at a cafe right across from a high school—high schoolers will be lining up at the bar just to flirt with you. You’ll be hanging out with tons of young guys and girls, constant talking, laughing, cracking jokes, and just nonstop social energy. Honestly? It's pure chaos in the best way possible—plenty of flirting, plenty of cash, and endless fun with young crowds. Life would be a total blast. A buddy of mine works behind the counter near a local high school, and since he's tall, good-looking, and actually friendly, those high school kids hit him up every single day. He’s having the time of his life.
Look, he’s just a restaurant owner playing the victim—trying to guilt us into staying because who else is going to work for peanuts? If we stop showing up, he'll be forced to import chefs and servers from Germany, and those guys cost $3,000 a month minimum. Meanwhile, his steak is priced like you're eating in Vienna at $20 a pop, even though he's charging a third of that. He thinks he can pull this stunt, but just wait until everyone walks out. Then he can go ahead and buy his Yacht, his Mercedes S-Class, and his swimming pool with what's left of his ego.
In Germany, people don't go looking for work through some shady "who-you-know" nepotism network involving their parents or uncles—they use the job boards or respond to actual listings. And unlike here, they have millions of legitimate ads available instead of just relying on favors.
The news is out there claiming we’re short 300 truckers in America. Apparently, 7 out of 10 rigs are just sitting idle in parking lots—all while they claim to be offering salaries between $10,000 and $4.00. Well, I checked the job boards myself, and there isn't a single damn listing. A buddy of mine has all his paperwork in order, plenty of experience, and he still can't find a trucking gig that pays even $2333—absolutely nothing. He'll end up heading to Germany where they're pulling in €2,500–€3,000. So, tell your friend to quit whining about how there aren't jobs for truckers, especially when talking about those fake $10k–$12k paydays. Most of the working class isn't even making $5k–$6k; they're scraping by on $3k–$3.5k. Stop lying to this gullible public. And even if they actually manage to land a job—if they even can—will they ever actually see the money? Or will the boss just screw them over and kick them to the curb without a cent? Honestly, some naive soul is going to believe this nonsense next—marry me, why don't you?
So how are you even planning to land a job? There are plenty of semi-trucks just sitting there waiting for drivers, but look at me—I just got taken for a ride by some guy with a van $433 for five hours of hauling old junk to the dump. It was pure manual labor plus driving and disposal—but the whole thing was a total scam. He tried to tell me they pay for scrap at the facility, so I told him, "Fine, take this trash, devil, here’s your cash." He ended up making maybe 19 miles total. I found his listing on Craigslist, and the poor guy worked himself into a frenzy carrying all that stuff—he looked like an idiot, covered in dust and breathing in god-knows-what
The contract the seller signed with RE/MAX prevents them from selling to anyone else—even if they find a buyer themselves, they’re still stuck going through the agency
I’ve got a headache with one of my laptops running Windows 7—I can't get into Gmail or Yahoo Mail at all. It works perfectly fine on my other computer using the exact same credentials, so I know the accounts aren't the issue, The second thing is this other laptop where I just did a fresh install of Windows 7. I can't get it to connect to my iPhone's mobile hotspot. The network won't even show up in the list, which makes zero sense because I can see the photos from the iPhone on the laptop just fine,
Don’t ever pay a down payment upfront—seriously. There are cases where people hand over the cash, and then the sellers just refuse to give it back. They won't budge on selling the house either! They just sit there ignoring threats of lawsuits or even calling the police... nothing works. In the end, you're stuck paying them even more just to get them to finally close the deal.
Is there any way to hook up an external GPU to an iMac so I can actually play decent games? This Mac is from 2014—cost me a fortune back then—and the built-in Intel graphics are pretty much useless for anything serious.
Honestly, you’d be better off just donating it all to humanity—make it an altruistic gift for the greater good. That way, your name, your face, and your legacy will be etched in gold, and people will celebrate you forever. Be like Nikola Tesla—generous, rise above this obsession with materialism, and let others scramble for pennies. We little guys have a duty to support civilization through generosity rather than exhausting ourselves chasing profits and getting rich. Money corrupts. Just go to Siemens and hand it over to them; keep the cash for yourself and save your sanity.
If I saw the Virgin Mary, I wouldn't tell a soul except my parents—certainly not some journalists or random followers. If I actually invented something groundbreaking, I’d just give it to Siemens and call it a day. You have to stay humble and God-fearing, otherwise, the devil might just carry you away.