Posts by Edward Green

amberviper39, I bet nobody’s told you in a long time that you act like a total teenager 😍

frozentinker432 said:🤣 🤣
Haha, I’m out here talking patriotism with a Mexican. What, should I have put up a warning sign first?

Nashville? A city on the beautiful blue Cumberland, a cultural hub. Why would these hicks even be here?

A warning? Like, "Beware of dog"? Or "Killer soul"? An enemy alert?

Idiot. 😍

If it makes you feel better, I’m not even some Mexican patriot. Officially 😁, I stay neutral, and privately, too. 🙂

I've never even been to Nashville. 🙂
I wouldn't just pack up and move there for no reason. 🙂

frch said:👍 yeah sure.. she's a "citizen of the world"

👍
Suddenly I’m a huge fan of these "citizens of the world" whenever they have to deal with absolute global peasants. 🙂

Magda said:Since there's just a dash where you enter your ethnicity, I’d say you can.

I was born back in '86, in the old US, and my first birth certificate actually had an ethnicity section. I'm asking you—how am I supposed to tell them apart when I've got two little kids standing in front of me, both named Mike, and I'm holding their papers? You'll know which is which. 🙂

Geez, Edward Green, if you hate this country and its people so much,

...wait, where exactly did I say that? 🙂

if you don't care who you are or what you represent,

It's not that I don't care. I know exactly who I am. But honestly? My identity is personal. I've never been one for those collective group identities.🙂

and if it's even wrong that your birth certificate says American

If it actually said that, it would be a lie. 🤣
Why would it even say that?

well, then move away.

Move where? 🙂

Hey, I’ve got a question here 🥳
If someone were actually trying to warn people about Mexicans who have done all sorts of things and might do them again, it’s honestly pretty likely 🥳

How do you guys usually tell a Mexican apart from an American?
I mean, what about a third-generation Mexican living in the States who speaks perfect English? You can't just listen for an accent or whatever.

The thing is, I’ve known people for years before finding out they were Mexican. God, I even found out about my own background right after learning my ABCs—my neighbor had to tell me. 😁
So, how do you actually know? 🙂

Is it better to be drunk on cash or high on brotherhood and unity? 🥳

If we look back a few decades to those good old days when, as Edward Green says, you couldn't even tell if a baby was an American, a Mexican, a Mexican, a Turk, or a Mexican.

But today? You can tell instantly.

bluebadger24 said:The employer doesn't pay... or at least not if you're just an intern, which is what my daughter is right now. ¤

Go check that. 🙂
And for the record, the employer definitely pays. If you're working through a student program, the boss is on the hook for it—it's literally in the contract.

So you're not even gonna tell me where you live? 😁

Look, I know plenty of people who have Mexican parents but identify as American. It’s just how they see themselves. That's what's written on paper.

John Palmer4 said:Listen, when I was serving in the military, the food was actually incredible. We had stuff like black risotto and octopus salad—legit meals.

Big cans or small ones? 🙂

slylynx68 said:I didn't eat pork chops. That's why I was eating six times a week...

So what were you eating six times a week, you little brat?
God, seriously, anyone eating "normal" meals six times a week would pass out at least 20 times before even finishing their service in the US Air Force. They’d come home way lighter than when they left, too. Then the doctors would just shove them into a hospital bed and jam a feeding tube straight up their nose.

John Palmer4 said:you’ve got some serious mental issues.

Look, you'd be losing it too if you were stuck eating canned pork stew six times a week like some kind of survivalist training.
Can we get a little... empathy here? 👎

I used to go at it six times a week, now I’m lucky if I get it twice in two days.

The headline in The New York Post is already writing itself... 😁

slylynx68 said:Who said I was washed up?? 😕
And you think that's impressive? 😁

Man, your health is absolutely trashed from eating that crap 144 times in six months. 😲
Cheap canned junk, too.
And yeah, in my book, having sex three times a day is a sign of actual stamina for someone who's put their body through that kind of torture. 👍
Bravo. 🙂

It's weird. For a guy who's totally washed up, he sure acts like he’s got all the power in the world.

My old man got more food than this during the war. 😢
This is absolute garbage. 😢

slylynx68 said:So explain how you ended up with canned food. You got some weird fetish for canned stuff or something? 😕

Ugh... 😳

slylynx68 said:Basically, they wouldn't let me eat after I donated blood. I didn't eat until last night, and even then it was just a tiny can of food.
I would never do that to anyone.

I’m still all for suing them. At least take it to the press if the statute of limitations hasn't run out yet. Let's see who actually ends up with their pension...

Spot on, ruggedharbor95. He didn't even need an orthodontist; he should've been seeing a prosthodontist. 👎