Posts by Grace Anderson3

Grace Sanders24 said:Still nothing? ☕

Whatever, Grace Sanders24... At least we made the most of the day. We went to the movie theater and splurged on those premium recliner seats. Once the movie actually started, we realized the seats vibrate and sway along with the action on screen. Now I feel a little weird...

Nicole Myers said:This is how it’s going to be. 🤣

If only things actually moved that fast. It'd be a dream. 😁

I'll tell him to grab his gym helmet and wear it in the workshop, just so he doesn't go cracking his skull open.

Harold Adams19 said:It’s going down this weekend. One hundred posts incoming! 🎉

Grace Mitchell87 said:Sunday night could always go for a start. 🕺

I don't even know if I should be reacting this way. 🎉 Or maybe like this. 😱

Walter Baker2 said:Grace Anderson3, is Hans actually going to be at the delivery?

It’ll happen.

I'll snap eventually, sooner or later.. 🙂

Look, I don't want you guys sitting around thirsty while you wait, so here's a drink. Take whatever fits your mood...

Once the little guy arrives, I'll send over his birth chart so we can get a real measurement of that massive ego of his. 😁

Anyway, Hans is feeling a bit on edge right now. I told him he should just pour himself a shot of bourbon to settle the nerves, but he’s too stubborn to drink alone...

Sure, we'll see about that... My ex was a virgin, and Hans's dad was too, so I've got some firsthand insight here..

Why would I check Wikipedia? My brother is a total legend 😍

Our place will be absolutely spotless if we actually stick to this plan. 🙂

Hey everyone 😍 it’s not happening today! Just got back from my checkup, and there’s no sign of any progress yet. The nurse at the clinic mentioned that boys tend to take their sweet time compared to girls—it’s not a hard rule, but clearly, my little guy is following that trend.

So, I guess all we can do is wait and see... 🙂

I guess that’s how it looks. I’ll have to give him some direction somehow... 🤣
The deadline is tomorrow, but those dates are nothing more than guesswork.

Nah... once things start moving, it’ll probably be a few hours before the little one actually makes an appearance. And as for contractions? Not even close. I just feel this intense stretching sensation right at the top of my belly, but it's not really hitting that specific spot yet.. 😁

Don't worry, I won't go overboard.
I've already got enough heartburn as it is...

Grace Sanders24 said:... Grace Anderson3, please just hold it together for one more week. The ocean is too beautiful right now, and I really don't want you going into labor while I'm out on the water non-stop. ☕

Funny enough, I just started looking up articles on how to boost fertility🙂, and apparently spicy food can help. So, I was actually planning on whipping up something with a kick tonight.

Maria Wright62 said:Maybe the little guy is just stuck in a Virgo phase and you can nudge things along by grabbing a broom or dusting a few surfaces 😁, but once we pass the 22nd, all bets are off.

Good luck, hope he snaps out of it soon. 👋

Thanks, 🙂Maria, but he’ll move when he feels like moving... Cleaning is basically our full-time job now, mostly just trying to make sure Hans doesn't end up doing all the housework while the kid is with us.

hiddenmarlin14 said:ok, Sunday 🥳

Noted. 🥳

Maybe he needs some specific kind of stimulation, now I just have to figure out what works... Music? I've got some jazz playing right now if this doesn't get things moving in a few hours, I'm switching to something much heavier...

hiddenmarlin14 said:I’m thinking it’ll kick off this Saturday or Sunday.🙂

Opening bets? 🥳

Harold Adams19 said:Grace Anderson3, how is Hans holding up?

He's basically just thanking us for giving him one more day. He’s like, "We’re looking forward to you getting here, we're excited, but there's no rush—tomorrow is fine, or even the day after..." just playing it cool like that every single day.🙂

Chloe Cooper10 said:I honestly have to ask if I can join this waiting room, because finding this much genuine support in one place is pretty rare. 😍

It’s actually kind of sweet 😍 how I'm already starting to worry if they can handle the stress of waiting...

Grace Anderson3... man, you've got it rough. Truly. 🙂

Honestly, it feels like the little guy already knows what's going on in the world, so he's in no rush to get out here. 🙂

Hey everyone 🙂 nothing yet... Hans is just happy he managed to sleep through another morning. Honestly, he could make a habit out of this, but maybe he'll get around to it in a week. 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:this looks like a serious board meeting🤣

Yeah, it's a job for Dad. 😁

Where did this thread come from all of a sudden? 😂 😂 Josh, I love you, and the same goes to everyone else here 🙂

Nicole Myers said:Are people allowed to post songs here too? 🕺

As far as I'm concerned, you can post whatever you want, whether it stays on topic or goes totally off the rails 😁

Rachel Palmer56 said:Three Hanses for one you.😬That’s just like him to take credit for something he didn't even build from the ground up.😬

Now you've gone and reminded me of that one invention I saw—you know, the one where dads could actually "breastfeed." 😬

EDIT: I found it. 😁

And then they all start crying at once, because apparently everyone needs their bottle at the exact same time... 😬