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Final Destination (2009) in Movies ·
I am eagerly anticipating this film! It hits theaters on October 1st, which is just around the corner. I truly hope the quality holds up, especially since I have encountered several reviews claiming it is quite poor.
Who has the best characterization? in Movies ·
Mulan from the movie Mulan (1998)

Elle Woods from the movie Legally Blonde

The entire cast of The Emperor's New Groove

Everyone from the movie Love Actually

The whole crew from the movie Bubble Boy (2001)

Christian and Satine from the movie Moulin Rouge

All the characters in Hairspray (2007)

Every single person in Serenity (2005)

The full ensemble from The Fifth Element (1997)

Stanley Ipkiss and Tina Carlyle from the movie The Mask (1994)

Eric Draven from the movie The Crow (1994)

John Murdoch from the movie Dark City (1998)

Sam Wheat, Molly Jensen, and Oda Mae Brown from the movie Ghost (1990)

Everybody in the movie The Guru (2002)

Judith from the movie Saving Silverman (2001)

Samantha James from the movie Just Friends (2005)

The whole gang from Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

John 'Sheriff' Volgecherev and Beth Eastern from the movie Return to Paradise (1998)

Esteban Trueba, Clara del Valle Trueba, and Blanca Trueba from the movie The House of the Spirits (1993)

Holly Hamilton and Jean Hamilton from the movie The Perfect Man (2005)

The entire cast of Bring It On (2000)

John and Nadia from the movie Birthday Girl (2001)

Sarah and Tom from the movie Just Married (2003)

Catherine Tramell from the movie Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez from the High School Musical trilogy

Donna Jensen from the movie View from the Top (2003)

Rebecca Bloomwood from the movie Confessions of a Shopaholic

Neo from the movie The Matrix (1999)

Ariel from the movie The Little Mermaid (1989)

Carrie White from the movie Carrie (1976)

Adam and Eve from the movie Blast from the Past (1999)

Fletcher McBracken and Rosalyn Willoughby from the movie Still Breathing (1997)

Everyone featured in Pleasantville (1998)

Max Conners, Page Conners, and William B. Tensy from the movie Heartbreakers (2001)

Lt. Topper Harley and Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson/President Thomas 'Tug' Benson from the movies Hot Shots! 1 & 2

John Clark and Paulina from the movie Shall We Dance (2004)

George Monroe and Sam Monroe from the movie Life as a House (2001)

Natalie Cook, Alex Munday, and Dylan Sanders from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

The complete cast of Pieces of April (2003)

Everyone from the movie Saved! (2004)

The whole group from Get Over It (2001)

The inmates from the movie Cube (1997)

Dave and Andrew from the movie Nothing (2003)

Miranda Grey from the movie Gothika (2003)
After quite a while, I revisited Aliens. For the first hour, absolutely nothing happens, and once the action finally kicks in, the cinematography is so poor that I simply gave up on it.

I barely scratched the surface of The Godfather Part II because, frankly, mobster stories just don't interest me.

I find Transformers unwatchable. I have a real issue with how the military is positioned as the central focus and how they are portrayed onscreen.

I tend to avoid movies starring Tom Cruise; in my opinion, he lacks genuine acting range and carries himself with an air of conceit. I’m staying far away from Operation Valkyrie and War of the Worlds.

War movies aren't my thing.

I'm not a fan of boxing films either; I haven't even made it past the five-minute mark of Rocky.

I haven't stumbled upon a Western that actually held my attention yet, but I suppose hope springs eternal.

I never finished watching Chicago. I always have to stop at some point because the whole musical aspect feels incredibly dull to me.

I actually walked out halfway through Terminator Salvation while I was in the theater. The filmmaking felt uninspired, gray, and completely devoid of creativity.

With The Simpsons Movie, I wish I had walked out of the theater immediately. It was so poorly executed and failed so miserably; it isn't even worthy of a single episode, despite there being an abundance of source material to work with.

I watched about five minutes of The Shawshank Redemption before turning it off. It didn't grab me, and I generally have no interest in prison dramas.

I steer clear of anything featuring Scarlett Johansson.

I find Quentin Tarantino's films to be unappealing and tedious.

Woody Allen's films fail to interest me.

I've never sat through The Prestige until the end; it strikes me as a rather dull movie about magicians.

I never managed to finish The Village by M. Night Shyamalan.

I make a conscious effort to avoid anything produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.
Whiteout (2009) in Movies ·
Anthony Smith3 said:Kate Beckinsale is always easy on the eyes... no matter what she's in (though it's a shame she isn't rocking one of those tight leather outfits in this one), and she totally nails the action heroine vibe. She already proved she can handle it in >, >, and >. With >, she's diving back into action. It’s based on a comic by Greg Rock. The director is Dominic Sen, a guy who used to be big in action flicks back in the late '90s and early 2000s—think >, >, or >—but he hasn't really done anything worth mentioning since > back in 2001. You could call this his attempt at a comeback to the Hollywood scene. To make things interesting, Joel Silver is on producing duty. He's the legend behind massive hits like >, >, >, >, and >, though his name hasn't been as prominent since the sequel to >. The movie has a $40M budget and hits theaters in >...

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Carrie Stetko, the lone U.S. Marshal assigned to Antarctica, is investigating the continent’s first murder, which draws her into a shocking mystery. Now, with only three days until winter, Carrie must solve the crime before Antarctica is plunged into darkness and she is stranded with the killer.

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Kate Beckinsale truly earned her stripes through performances in films like The Last Days of Disco, Laurel Canyon, and Vacancy. Because of those specific roles, she has secured a spot among my absolute favorite actresses. While she certainly looks striking in Underworld and Van Helsing, I personally find those movies to be quite difficult to sit through.

Anthony Smith3 said:Kate Beckinsale is always easy on the eyes... no matter what she's in (though it's a shame she isn't rocking one of those tight leather outfits in this one), and she totally nails the action heroine vibe. She already proved she can handle it in >, >, and >. With >, she's diving back into action. It’s based on a comic by Greg Rock. The director is Dominic Sen, a guy who used to be big in action flicks back in the late '90s and early 2000s—think >, >, or >—but he hasn't really done anything worth mentioning since > back in 2001. You could call this his attempt at a comeback to the Hollywood scene. To make things interesting, Joel Silver is on producing duty. He's the legend behind massive hits like >, >, >, >, and >, though his name hasn't been as prominent since the sequel to >. The movie has a $40M budget and hits theaters in >...

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Carrie Stetko, the lone U.S. Marshal assigned to Antarctica, is investigating the continent’s first murder, which draws her into a shocking mystery. Now, with only three days until winter, Carrie must solve the crime before Antarctica is plunged into darkness and she is stranded with the killer.

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That director is absolute garbage, but I’m still planning to catch this one. Honestly, I feel like I need to see every single movie featuring Kate Beckinsale. I just really hope she didn't sign onto this project solely for the paycheck.
Ghost (1990) - Thoughts? in Movies ·
I am starting this thread because this film is scheduled to air on CNN on August 15th at 10:15 PM.

In my estimation, this stands as one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever produced.

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Movies you couldn't even finish in Movies ·
At the cinema:

Terminator Salvation - honestly, I walked out halfway through.

On DVD:

I have a tendency to watch quite a few films only halfway through if they fail to capture my interest. Here is a selection of titles that fit that description:

Transformers
27 Dresses
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Disturbia
The Return (2006) - A rather bleak film starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Suburban Girl (2007) - A mediocre romantic comedy/drama featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Georgia Rule (2007) - Lindsay Lohan attempts to command the screen in this unremarkable drama.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
I Am Legend
Hancock
Iron Man
Wanted
Vacancy
Snow Cake
Fido
The Dead Girl
Pretty Persuasion
The Mist
1408
Wrong Turn 2
Wind Chill
Silent Hill
Hitman
Resident Evil

On TV:

Scoop
Knight's Tale
Confessions of a Shopaholic in Movies ·
Exactly. You called it perfectly—how she starts off chatting about some guy and then somehow pivots to her bank account, planning to buy a hot dog stand with 97 dogs... all that stuff.

And that classic move where she lists every single outfit she’s wearing right at the start? That’s just textbook! 🤣 And then, of course, she drops the name Gucci! 🤣
Confessions of a Shopaholic in Movies ·
David Price5 said:My biggest gripe with this movie—and honestly, with almost the entire romantic comedy genre—is the total lack of originality. It’s just way too predictable. For instance, from the very first moment she met that guy from London, I already knew he was going to end up being her boss, and that he’d eventually be fighting against some "evil" corporate management...

As if that matters! When you have great humor and a fantastic performance by Isla Fisher!
The Proposal (2009) in Movies ·
Yes, the movies "Green Card" and this one share almost identical themes. To be honest, there were genuine doubts about how this film would turn out. However, thanks to the sheer determination of the screenwriters, the director, and the entire crew, it has become a massive success! What was it specifically about the beginning of the movie that made you feel like the rest of it didn't hold up?
The Proposal (2009) in Movies ·
Nicole Rodriguez22 said:It’s just your typical, mediocre romantic comedy.

That is quite a lovely sentiment. However, I am curious—what specifically leads you to categorize this as a typical, mediocre romantic comedy?
Dude, where's my car? (2009) in Movies ·
The premise had the potential to be quite significant, offering a compelling theme.

Unfortunately, it falls short.

The film itself is rather poor.

The script, in particular, is incredibly weak.

In my opinion, Elite Model Management is an even worse cinematic effort.

Both films are significantly overrated on IMDb.
The Proposal (2009) in Movies ·
Drew Gonzalez75 said:which is truly a shame because the concept behind the movie is fantastic

Actually, the premise of the movie is quite terrible. She faces deportation, so she decides to marry an employee just to stay in the country. Oh yeah!

But the film itself is wonderful! It manages to extract so much humor through great acting!

Sandra Bullock definitely has a great sense of humor!
The Proposal (2009) in Movies ·
Absolutely! There’s nothing quite as absurd as a stripper priest or a baby in a shroud! Truly disgusting!
Confessions of a Shopaholic in Movies ·
David Price5 said:and it's the exact same audience..

I disagree completely!

Confessions is fundamentally more satirical in its core essence, much like Legally Blonde (which, given the themes of recounting one's own life, various mishaps, and the relationship with the editor-in-chief, bears a certain resemblance to Bridget Jones's Diary). This stands in stark contrast to Sex and the City. While that show certainly possesses a sense of humor, those women are genuine fashion enthusiasts who truly care about their aesthetic. Sex and the City operates under a specific philosophy—take, for instance, the way Carrie writes her columns; the show respects that process and doesn't undermine it, even when things get funny. However, Confessions and Legally Blonde lean much harder into mockery. Carrie is never the butt of the joke herself; she always maintains an air of being cool, even when she finds herself in a ridiculous predicament. We don't mock her lifestyle or the inherent absurdity of her career as a journalist, whereas the shopaholic character mocks those aspects relentlessly, as does Elle Woods in her own way. Despite how much they value their image, they are constantly being parodied. In my view, the characters are more than just archetypes like Samantha, whose frequent sexual escapades make her easy to caricature, or Charlotte, who is frequently teased, and to a lesser extent, Miranda. Even Miranda has to remain composed in her convictions. But Carrie? She is consistently cool. Whether it's her annoyance with roosters in the middle of the night or the fact that she's sleeping with a married Faca where his wife ends up falling down, people still feel for her. Carrie comes across as cool—an urban woman living by her own rules and style whom the show refuses to ridicule at its heart. Otherwise, the series would be a much larger mess. It would be "Wonderfalls".
Confessions of a Shopaholic in Movies ·
Isla Fisher is absolutely brilliant! Confessions of a Shopaholic stands out as one of the premier films of the year. Contrary to what certain critics have claimed, this isn't some superficial attempt to mimic the vibe of Sex and the City; rather, it resonates much more deeply with the spirit of Legally Blonde or even Bridget Jones's Diary.

I am sincerely hoping they produce at least two sequels. The book series consists of five installments in total, and from what I understand, the initial film was based on only the first two books.
The Proposal (2009) in Movies ·
A brilliant piece of filmmaking! This is easily my top pick for the best movie of the year so far!

It is an incredibly meticulously crafted film, packed with genuine comedic beats and supported by stellar performances!

It has been years since Sandra Bullock has delivered a performance this strong—perhaps her best work since Crash (2004). Furthermore, Ryan Reynolds is a total revelation here; this marks his second standout turn for me, following his work in Definitely, Maybe. He is a phenomenal actor, and he has officially earned a spot among my all-time favorites.

This production is leagues ahead of that absolute trash, The Hangover (2009), which I found to be entirely unfunny and poorly executed.

I cannot recommend this film highly enough!

Everyone needs to get to the theater immediately!

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The Last House on the Left in Movies ·
I caught a movie at the local cinema today.

It’s a grueling, incredibly violent experience. However, I can't deny that the craftsmanship is top-tier. Even considering how much of a slump this year has been for cinema so far, I’d still rank this among the best films we've seen lately.

This movie lands squarely in the horror genre, primarily due to its grim subject matter and several intense sequences of violence. To be honest, I went in expecting a standard thriller, so the sheer brutality of certain scenes caught me completely off guard. Some viewers might walk in expecting nothing but non-stop gore and mindless carnage, but that isn't quite how this plays out; however, make no mistake, there are definitely some extremely violent moments that you won't soon forget.

It is certainly pleasant to see Emma Roberts back on screen. Following her roles in films like Aquamarine and Sydney White—which, if I'm being honest, left much to be desired—it is encouraging to see her take on a more substantial role in this production. That being said, I still find her acting performances to be somewhat underwhelming.

What I found most disappointing was Monica Potter. There was a distinct lack of spirit and raw emotion in her performance; her acting felt somewhat flat and lifeless. That being said, one could argue that such a hollow approach might actually align with the specific nature of the character she was portraying.
Final Destination (2009) in Movies ·
First off, thanks for sending over that trailer link. I honestly didn't expect it to be released already. 😍

I just caught the trailer, and honestly, the movie looks pretty rough. It’s a bit frustrating to see them lean on yet another car crash sequence, but I’m still holding out hope that the actual film won't be quite as bad as its preview suggests.

And yes, the movie will be produced in 3D.

The movie is scheduled to hit American theaters on September 24th.

I find myself quite puzzled by the decision to title this particular movie Final Destination rather than simply labeling it Final Destination 4.

Samuel Green80 said:Man, what a letdown. That initial trilogy was absolutely top-tier, but honestly? It’s all downhill from here. 😬

This movie was never intended to be a trilogy; it feels much more like a serialized saga.

briskhound2 said:The second installment was arguably the weakest point of the series, particularly because they attempted to bring back the sole survivor from the original film to create a sense of continuity. In my view, the third movie actually managed to restore the franchise to its former glory.

Actually, I have to disagree. The second installment is definitely superior to the third, without question. There was a period where I was quite critical of the second one—though, in my estimation, the third remains the absolute bottom of the barrel—but my perspective shifted over time. I ended up seeing it played on FOX about four different times, and honestly, those repeated airings completely rewired my brain. 😛 The third installment is easily the weakest link in the chain. It feels incredibly half-baked; the scope is far too limited, and the lack of diverse locations makes the whole thing feel less like a cinematic experience and more like a low-budget TV series.

When I look at the landscape of modern horror, I find myself returning to a few specific benchmarks. If we are talking about more recent releases, I would say that alongside *The Ring*, *Final Destination* stands out as my absolute favorite.
The Librarian series in Movies ·
I am truly enjoying this series! 😍

As of right now, three films have been released:

The Librarian : quest for The Spear /
The Librarian : Return to King Solomon's Mines / Trailer
The Librarian : The Curse of The Judas Chalice / Trailer The Librarian : The Curse of The Judas Chalice / trailer trailer 2

I have already watched the first two installments, and I am sincerely hoping that the third will be made available on DVD! 😍

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Stardust in Movies ·
A brilliant piece of fantasy cinema! 😍 😍 😍 😍 I honestly feel it hasn't received nearly enough recognition!