OB/GYN Discussion Thread

Man, maybe my left ear is just shot... oh boy, I'm totally lost now.... you guys have completely confused me.....🙄 😠 😬 🙂

Forgive me, but you’re talking about skin fissures and comparing them to hemorrhoids.

External hemorrhoids are clearly visible, appearing as swollen, bluish folds around the anus.

So I just got off the phone with my OB-GYN, and she basically told me to just go grab some regular old Vaseline and call it a day. That’s it. No big deal.
🙂You should honestly just loosen things up a bit.

You've got a massive crack in your brain, not just some dead end at the finish line.☕

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:You’ve got a little crack in your brain, honey, not some end of the world scenario.☕

Honestly, I end up having way more of those moments when I let myself get sucked into an argument with you.
Later!👋

Megan Wright9 said:So, I just got off the phone with my gynecologist, and she basically told me to just go buy some basic Vaseline and call it a day.
Just wing it then, 🙂

Fantastic.

Then again, who even needs to leave the house anymore? Everything is handled via smartphone now.
You can order perfume, velvet fabrics, lilies, jewelry, furniture, a washing machine, find yourself a husband... heck, you can apparently fix medical issues too.

Make sure you add that Vaseline to your online cart while you're at it...

By the way, are you seriously typing all this while standing up?

So, there I am, totally exposed on the gynecologist's exam table with my laptop balanced right on my stomach.

rowdylynx38 said:Anyway, you’ve been typing the whole time while standing up?

Nah, she just sits there and takes it—kind of like every other girl here who thinks it’s totally normal to have everything snap at once during sex, yet somehow still feels the need to jump into these threads...

And then you’ve got these ones trying to act all high and mighty, telling her she should probably see a therapist just so they can confirm she isn't actually dealing with anything more serious than a massive hemorrhoid. Lmao...

btw my dad had surgery for hemorrhoids.

Sometimes I get frustrated with myself. Panicking over every little thing, running to the doctor for what amounts to nothing...

But honestly? I’d rather be a neurotic mess than deal with something actually catastrophic, like skin splitting or medical issues that feel like a total breakdown😲 😲, all while I'm sitting at home on my phone, typing away on this forum...

We aren't all built the same way. ☕

rowdylynx38, you're such a drama queen.

Women everywhere are just losing their minds... it's happening all around us.☕

Megan Wright9,
Look, if you’re thinking it sounds like hemorrhoids, then we aren't even talking about the same thing. What I had was barely even there—just this tiny, super shallow little slit. Almost invisible, really.

Are you actually sure it's nothing to worry about? Because honestly, it sounds way more serious than that. Don't just mess around with this... seriously, go see ANY gynecologist, okay? Just get a professional opinion. It's starting to bug me.

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:rowdylynx38, you’re just being a total drama queen.
Women’s bodies don't work like that... they just react naturally. ☕

Until you actually experience that kind of intensity with a guy like Seva, you don't have a clue what real sex even feels like.🙂 😛

Look, folks, I’m not at home and I’m definitely not messing around...
I'm actually stuck at work....
And as for all those flirty little comments? Honestly, you guys might just want to keep them to yourselves.

Megan Wright9 said:So I just got off the phone with my OBGYN and she told me to just grab some basic Vaseline and call it a day.
I mean, seriously? Just wing it, I guess. 🙂

Hmm... honestly? It sounds like she was just giving you some Vaseline for future reference, because there's no way that’s gonna fix what you're dealing with right now. I highly doubt it...

restlesspanther1 said:Until you've experienced it at peak intensity, you don't actually know what sex is.🙂 😛

🤣 🤣

Michael Jones23 said:Megan Wright9, what's up? Just checking in.
Look, if you’re saying it feels like hemorrhoids, then it definitely isn't what I was thinking about. My situation was totally different. It was barely even there—just a super tiny, shallow little nick.

Are you seriously sure that’s safe? It sounds way more serious than you're making it out to be. Look, quit messing around and just go get checked out by ANY gynecologist! Seriously. I'm genuinely worried about you.

Don't even worry about that hemorrhoid thing. I was just saying I’m gonna download some stuff from Kickstarters.
It’s like a razor cut, honestly. Just a little wider and a lot deeper. 🙄

Look, Megan Wright9, nobody is posting these comments out of spite. It’s just baffling that you’re being so reckless as to skip your gynecologist appointments entirely. Period.

But hey, it’s your body, so it’s your problem.
However, the moment you decide to come here looking for a virtual exam or medical advice, you should be prepared for the fact that the seasoned women on this forum—and I don't even count myself in that group—might be genuinely appalled by your nonchalance.

Megan Wright9 said:Don't worry about it, I was just saying I need to get some stuff off my phone.
It’s like a razor cut, just wider and deeper. 🙄

You're being reckless with your own health... if you're actually in that much pain, I have to wonder how you're even sitting up, let alone trying to fix things through a smartphone. *Good grief, I might have to call 911 just to get them to patch you up remotely via phone.*😁

Megan Wright9 said:Don't sweat it. Regarding the hemorrhoids, I was just saying I needed to download some stuff from [redacted].

I’m done. I’m walking away from this entire mess of a thread...

Look, I have seriously never had a single bacteria or any freaking yeast infection in my entire life. I’ve been going to my gynecologist for regular checkups since I was sixteen, so don't you dare think I'm being careless here.
It happened during sex. My OBGYN is totally out of commission right now, and there is absolutely no way I’m sitting around at some underfunded community clinic waiting a hundred years just for someone to acknowledge my existence and give me an exam.
It hurt like hell. I just wanted something fast and effective that actually works, okay? 😕