OB/GYN Discussion Thread

Megan Wright9 said:It happened during sex. My OBGYN is on Medicaid, and I have zero interest in waiting a hundred years in some public clinic line just to get a basic exam.
It was painful, and I wanted a solution that worked fast. Okay? 😕

Look, I’m not the type. 😁

Listen, saying your doctor is on Medicaid and you won't touch public healthcare doesn't hold water. There are plenty of private OBGYNs in a major metro area. If they exist in mid-sized cities, they definitely exist in NYC.

That’s point one. Point two: when it comes to health, I would never look for a medical solution on a forum; I'd look for advice. You already got advice yesterday, if I recall. Today required action, but NOT via a phone screen.

Listen, rowdylynx38, if you weren't such a caricature 😁, you'd realize you're still living in the 20th century. I’m telling you, I could take down the Pope over a phone call... and I know perfectly well I’m sane 😁 😁

Jeffrey Hayes6 said:Look, rowdylynx38, if you think I’m some kind of cartoon villain, 😁 fine. You’re clearly stuck in a different century. Honestly, I’d hand the Pope his own cell phone if it meant proving I’m perfectly sane. 😁 😁

Can I do that via email?

rowdylynx38 said:Can I just do this via email?

Sure, you could, but a phone call is more reliable. If their servers go down right when you have an emergency, you'll be stuck. 😲

Offtopic: Jeffrey Hayes6, Gazda says check your DMs. The boss wants you to clear out those private messages.

I don't really feel like wading through every single comment here, so I figured I’d just jump in and share my own two cents.

If anyone is looking for a solid recommendation, I'd suggest checking out the Vesna Harni clinic.

boldviper2 said:I don't really feel like reading through everything, so I'll just give my own take.

I’d suggest checking out the Vesna Harni clinic

I suppose I agree, and if I had to choose, I’d probably put my vote behind Maya Gudelj.

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gentlebear36 said:I’m right there with you. I’d definitely cast my vote for Maya Gudelj.

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Hehe, she’s actually my gynecologist! Honestly, she is just such an incredibly sweet person.
Before I switched over to her, I was seeing that one doctor—the one who unfortunately had to move away to Canada. Man, she was absolutely hilarious. I don't think I've ever met a gynecologist before who could actually make you laugh while they're performing an exam. It makes such a huge difference when you aren't feeling so tense.

boldviper2 said:Hehehe, she’s my gynecologist!!! The woman is just too much.
Before her, I was seeing that one doctor who unfortunately moved away to Europe. She was absolutely hilarious; I don't think I've ever met a gynecologist who actually makes you laugh while they're performing an exam.

Haha. Yeah, I know. You mean Dr. Miller, right? I felt pretty bummed when I found out she retired, but Maja is truly top-tier.

Though, I have to say, this current doctor is a total riot.

"Alright, here is your uterus. It looks beautiful. Simply wonderful. Now let's check those ovaries. Just lovely. Honestly, I get so happy when everything is right where it should be..."
....“Great, and your cervix looks fine, too. You wouldn't believe the cases I see. Some seventeen-year-olds come in and nothing is quite where it needs to be. This is how it should look...”

...“Now, let me check your breasts. Just imagine for a second that I were a man. If you start getting flustered, we might just have to move straight to a Pap smear.”

She is honestly such a legend.
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My tooth is killing me. I am absolutely not going to the dentist; the thought of someone digging around in there right now makes me want to scream. What can I grab at a drugstore to make this stop?

Edward Green said:Got this toothache killing me. Honestly, I’m dreading the dentist; the thought of someone digging around in there right now sounds absolutely brutal. What should I grab at a drugstore to deal with it?

Eh, honestly? Just pull it. 😬

Edward Green said:My tooth is killing me. I’m avoiding the dentist because the thought of them digging around in there right now is unbearable. What can I pick up at a drugstore to help?

We’re discussing gynecological issues here, Edward Green, not dental hygiene. You can't exactly fix a cavity with hemorrhoid cream.🤣 🤣

It’s a hole you put a whale in. A hole you put a whale in. Let’s not overcomplicate things.

😁 😁

Instead, go buy some grease. You might just trigger a revolution in cavity treatment. 😁

It wasn't cavities, okay? It was from oral sex. 😢 My molar actually cracked because his junk is just way too big.

Edward Green said:It wasn't caused by cavities; it was oral sex. 😢 My enamel actually cracked because his junk is just too massive.

Alright, let’s get serious here, because this is an actual issue. If you can't get a hold of a dentist or they don't have an email address, go buy some toothpaste.

Whatever that guy wrecks, toothpaste fixes.😁 😁

What kind of grease?

Edward Green said:What kind of ointment?

It’s for hemorrhoids. If Megan Wright9 found relief for swelling, this should work for your fissures too.😁

The root cause is identical.

I seriously hope the head surgeon messes up that bad in the OR just like that 😬

I'm having an absolute blast today 🙂

Megan Wright9 said:Imagine if the head surgeon decided to mess around like that while they were actually in the middle of an operation. Just... total chaos. Can you even picture it? One minute everything is professional and controlled, and the next, the guy in charge is just clowning around. It’s honestly wild to think about. 😬

Honestly, I’m having an absolute blast today. Just one of those days where everything is clicking, you know? No complaints here. 🙂

Honestly, you’re probably better off. I seriously doubt it was just the hand cream doing the heavy lifting. More likely some kind of natural healing process kicking in on its own, right? Give it a few more days and you should be feeling fine. You really ought to be by then.

So, for next time... maybe just be a little more careful when you're hooking up, yeah? Like, seriously. Might be worth grabbing some lube or something before you go at it. Just a thought.