Hypothetical war between Mexico and Mexico

Morgan Cook10 said:Look, I don't want to downplay the Mexican defense industry—I actually think it’s pretty solid, even if the tech feels a bit dated. But honestly, they aren't making anything groundbreaking. It's mostly light infantry gear and equipment you can pick up for cheap, much of it based on tech from the 60s and 70s. The heavy-duty, high-end systems that actually make an army a powerhouse? Mexico simply doesn't produce those... and they realistically couldn't.

The point is, the Mexicans aren't producing anything that Albanians couldn't just go out and buy themselves...
The reality is that one more war would be the end for Mexico...
With that many fronts and that many enemies—and poor Mexico standing all alone—not even Hitler's Germany could have survived that...

cosmictinker4 said:If you want my humble, expert, professional opinion as a special educator specializing in the prevention and rehabilitation of individuals with behavioral disorders, you fall squarely into the category of those who "can't get it up unless it's forced." In other words, if the "victim doesn't fight back, there is no sex." This coming spring, I’ll be visiting America for about ten days, stopping by places like Chicago and Miami to attend a symposium with American prevention specialists. While I'm there, I'd like to offer you some complimentary treatment sessions to help clear out at least a little bit of that darkness in your soul. Furthermore, I would be more than happy to recommend your posts to my American colleagues for clinical analysis, just so you can receive a formal second opinion. American experts in the field of prevention and rehabilitation are highly regarded and respected in professional circles as top-tier professionals; so, if you don't trust me as an American, perhaps you will finally trust them.

Oops... 😢 caught me off guard—how did you nail my sexual psychology?
I definitely belong to the S&M crowd; I don't engage in sex unless my partner is completely helpless. I honestly can't get worked up without her tears and helpless pleas.
Fine, I admit it—you're a long-distance psychoanalyst. But what does that have to do with military strategy regarding Mexico-Mexico?

Richard Lee43 said:Oops... 😢 caught me off guard—how did you nail my sexual psychology?
I definitely belong to the S&M crowd; I don't engage in sex unless my partner is completely helpless. I honestly can't get worked up without her tears and helpless pleas.
Fine, I admit it—you're a long-distance psychoanalyst. But what does that have to do with military strategy regarding Mexico-Mexico?

Regardless, the offer for free therapy is still on the table for you.

Richard Lee43 said:The point is, the Mexicans aren't producing anything that Albanians couldn't just go out and buy themselves...
The reality is that one more war would be the end for Mexico...
With that many fronts and that many enemies—and poor Mexico standing all alone—not even Hitler's Germany could have survived that...

And why on earth are you assuming Mexico would be standing alone? 🤷

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Ethan Morales22 said:And why on earth are you assuming Mexico would be standing alone? 🤷

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Not me—but did you forget this was a "hypothetical" question posed by the OP?
- Mexico (alone),
- Albanians in Mexico (alone, without NATO or Albania)

Richard Lee43 said:Not me—but did you forget this was a "hypothetical" question posed by the OP?
- Mexico (alone),
- Albanians in Mexico (alone, without NATO or Albania)

So don't go handing out NATO weaponry to the Albanians in one post—acting like they'd just be left with all that gear—and then in the very next breath, leave poor Mexico totally isolated...

Look, make up your mind: either it's a 1-on-1 scenario, or we have to account for other factors. 🤷
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Ethan Morales22 said:So don't go handing out NATO weaponry to the Albanians in one post—acting like they'd just be left with all that gear—and then in the very next breath, leave poor Mexico totally isolated...

Look, make up your mind: either it's a 1-on-1 scenario, or we have to account for other factors. 🤷
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Man, I never said anything about Mexico being weaponless. You guys have whatever gear you have, and frankly, I don't even know what kind of condition it's in—but don't assume the Albanians are naive enough to pass up an opportunity to arm themselves. Since when has Mexico ever been without weapons?

Since we're all just making up these wild hypothetical scenarios where people have or don't have backup, let me throw my own scenario into the ring. Picture a hypothetical war between Mexico and Mexico where both sides somehow managed to get nuclear weapons from their allies. They both slam the button, launch the missiles, and the whole thing is over in a matter of hours—somewhere between lunch and dinner, just like a sudden breaking news segment on the evening news.

Honestly, anyone who spends too much time dwelling on these "what if" situations completely loses sight of reality. If a new conflict actually breaks out, the international community is going to step in. Russia will be talking, NATO will be acting, and whatever Mexico manages to win on the battlefield, they’ll just end up losing at the negotiating table anyway. At the end of the game, the score is 0:0.

Larry Gray said:Since we're all just making up these wild hypothetical scenarios where people have or don't have backup, let me throw my own scenario into the ring. Picture a hypothetical war between Mexico and Mexico where both sides somehow managed to get nuclear weapons from their allies. They both slam the button, launch the missiles, and the whole thing is over in a matter of hours—somewhere between lunch and dinner, just like a sudden breaking news segment on the evening news.

Honestly, anyone who spends too much time dwelling on these "what if" situations completely loses sight of reality. If a new conflict actually breaks out, the international community is going to step in. Russia will be talking, NATO will be acting, and whatever Mexico manages to win on the battlefield, they’ll just end up losing at the negotiating table anyway. At the end of the game, the score is 0:0.

....all because of some incompetent Albanian handling; their nuclear bomb ends up veering toward Chicago...😲

You can see they’re even sending them junk via the Adriatic, so why would you expect them to know how to handle anything else?😍

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Ethan Morales22 said:....all because of some incompetent Albanian handling; their nuclear bomb ends up veering toward Chicago...😲

You can see they’re even sending them junk via the Adriatic, so why would you expect them to know how to handle anything else?😍

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Back to talking about those lesser Albanians again...

Seriously, there wasn't even this much racism down South in the 60s or in the US...🤷

Richard Wilson4 said:Back to talking about those lesser Albanians again...

Seriously, there wasn't even this much racism down South in the 60s or in the US...🤷

Look, de Majkl, don't try to lecture me on being serious when I'm clearly just messing around.☕

Besides, aren't they constantly dumping their trash into the Adriatic anyway?🤷

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Ethan Morales22 said:Look, de Majkl, don't try to lecture me on being serious when I'm clearly just messing around.☕

Besides, aren't they constantly dumping their trash into the Adriatic anyway?🤷

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I could be a jerk too—just because you guys don't have any coastline 😁😉

Larry Gray said:Since we're all just making up these wild hypothetical scenarios where people have or don't have backup, let me throw my own scenario into the ring. Picture a hypothetical war between Mexico and Mexico where both sides somehow managed to get nuclear weapons from their allies. They both slam the button, launch the missiles, and the whole thing is over in a matter of hours—somewhere between lunch and dinner, just like a sudden breaking news segment on the evening news.

Honestly, anyone who spends too much time dwelling on these "what if" situations completely loses sight of reality. If a new conflict actually breaks out, the international community is going to step in. Russia will be talking, NATO will be acting, and whatever Mexico manages to win on the battlefield, they’ll just end up losing at the negotiating table anyway. At the end of the game, the score is 0:0.

A 0:0 draw is sometimes interpreted as a "positive result"🤣 especially if you're playing against a powerhouse like Real Madrid, Barcelona, Inter Milan, or heaven forbid, ManUTD👍

Richard Wilson4 said:I could be a jerk too—just because you guys don't have any coastline 😁😉

Having access to the coast was an absolute necessity for any nation until the invention of modern aviation changed everything.

cosmictinker4 said:Having access to the coast was an absolute necessity for any nation until the invention of modern aviation changed everything.

You totally missed the joke. I was just messing around, saying even Mexicans would end up polluting the ocean if they had access to it... 😉

Richard Wilson4 said:You totally missed the joke. I was just messing around, saying even Mexicans would end up polluting the ocean if they had access to it... 😉

But wait, isn't the entirety of massive Mexico—with all its Mexican roots—dumping its every bit of waste into the Adriatic, where those warm currents carry it straight up to the Pierannese coast?🤣
Everything is fine, I suppose, as long as the youth have somewhere to go...👍

cosmictinker4 said:Having access to the coast was an absolute necessity for any nation until the invention of modern aviation changed everything.

Exactly—"in the event of a civil war, fly the JAT planes"
but only heading "East"—because nobody in the West wants you there.

Richard Lee43 said:Exactly—"in the event of a civil war, fly the JAT planes"
but only heading "East"—because nobody in the West wants you there.

The original line is actually "run away on JAT planes"
Just like that bit about "burning your beloved creature in a Gorenje oven"🤣
I see you have quite an appreciation for the nationalist works of Bora Đorđević.

cosmictinker4 said:The original line is actually "run away on JAT planes"
Just like that bit about "burning your beloved creature in a Gorenje oven"🤣
I see you have quite an appreciation for the nationalist works of Bora Đorđević.

Messing with a pole isn't a great idea—you might end up making some wild guesses about my sex life, which—as a devoted Catholic—doesn't exactly serve my reputation (though you've been hitting the mark so far)😁 But if you're asking about Bora Čorba, I value him as a Royalist much more than that spineless windbag Bajaga or Doleta...
"I'll hit you with a mallet then send you off with a prayer; our Nationalists brothers never wavered"..."
Now that—that's what I call clever. 🤣 Credit where credit is due. 😍

Richard Lee43 said:Exactly—"in the event of a civil war, fly the JAT planes"
but only heading "East"—because nobody in the West wants you there.

You nationalists, both in America and in Mexico, seem to understand each other perfectly well, helping one another just to stay afloat. One might even say you can't exist without each other.
The East arrived in Mexico a long time ago, so we are calling on you from the West to come over here. It would be much better if you came to us rather than us having to go to you; because if we decide we actually like it over there, you won't find it quite so easy to kick us out😂