Loving humanity

Gaudrath said:Spontaneity requires one thing above all else: being relaxed. For me, though, relaxation isn't something that just happens—it’s something I have to work for. No matter how much I let people in, it's still incredibly hard for them to truly enter my inner sanctum...

And that’s exactly where you're running into trouble! People can sense when you aren't being spontaneous, and they naturally recoil because they start wondering—if you aren't acting on instinct, then what are your actual intentions? 😛 😁 😉

It’s like I’m at a convention for stuffy English butlers, all competing to see who can be the most rigid... 🤣

But honestly? I’m just out here hugging everyone in sight. Family, friends, old acquaintances... The only rule is that if it’s been a while since we last met, I’m going to make sure I give them a big squeeze "right now." 😁

I’m not much for kissing, though. Just big hugs—hat and all—and I absolutely love being led by the hand... 😁

But like I said, as long as I actually like you, there's no need to worry if we run into each other... 🤣

😲 😱 🙂 🙂

Look, Jack Harris3... You hate me. You absolutely loathe me, you get that?
🤣

If we actually meet up and I DON'T give you a hug, then sure... 😁 Otherwise... 🙂

Seriously, she’s acting like she’s too good for me just because she doesn't want to cook anything. 😠 🙂

Jack Harris3 said:Like I said, it all comes down to whether I actually like someone. So, don't sweat it if we happen to cross paths... 🤣

But what happens if someone accidentally triggers (God forbid) a sudden feeling of affection, and you want to reach out and grab their arm, only to find out they're totally repulsed by the idea? 😱 🤔 😁 😉

Balkanijan Pig said:Nah, she's just picking on me because she can't cook for beans 😠 🙂

So basically: prove you can whip up a decent meal first, then maybe we can talk about holding hands or giving out hugs... 😁

Enchantress said:But what if someone accidentally triggers—God forbid—this sudden wave of affection, and you just feel like grabbing them by the arm? 😱 🙂 😁 😉

Well, she writes that she absolutely loves walking arm-in-arm. 😁
I mean, I’ll just latch on and let them think whatever they want... 😁
Honestly, I'm too polite to shake someone off, so I'll just stay right there, perfectly happy. 🤣

Enchantress said:So basically: prove you can actually cook, and then maybe we can talk about hands or hugs... 😁

😍 man, if my cooking sucks, she might just toss me straight into the washing machine 😍 😁

Jack Harris3 said:Well, the text says she absolutely loves being led by the hand. 😁
I’ll just link arms with her and let her think whatever she wants. 😁

So, you thinking about picking up a leash? 🤣

Jack Harris3 said:I honestly don't mind if people brush me off; if anything, I'm perfectly fine with it. 🤣

😁 😁 😁

Balkanijan Pig said:Maybe you should grab a leash first? 🤣

If I ever run into you, I’m giving you a huge hug, even if I can’t stand you...
Just as a penalty. 🤣

Balkanijan Pig said:😍 Look, if I don't nail this recipe, he might as well toss me straight into the washing machine 😍 😁

Everything comes with a price! 😁

Jack Harris3 said:If I ever run into you, I’m giving you a huge hug even if I can't stand you.
Consider it your punishment. 🤣

🤣 👍

Enchantress said:Everything comes with a price tag! 😁

Hehe, honestly, BP would probably sell his soul for a plate of decent wings.
Cheaper than me, too... I'm looking for dessert and a drink to go with it. 🤣

Jack Harris3 said:If I ever run into you, I’m giving you a huge hug even if I can't stand you.
Consider it my punishment. 🤣

Trust me, you aren't the only one. 🤣

Luckily, I finally cut ties with those spiritual cult groups. Honestly, those older ladies going through menopause are just impossible when they get all wrapped up in those hippie-style healing retreats, especially once they lay eyes on some fit, younger guy. And if he isn't feeling the hug, then poor guy is just 😲 🙂 😱

Man, the things people endure all in the name of "spirituality." 🤣

Jack Harris3 said:Haha, honestly, BP would sell their soul for a decent meal.
They’re definitely cheaper than I am—I expect dessert and drinks included in the deal. 🤣

Who actually specified the portion size? As far as I recall, we didn't define the amount or what kind of food we're talking about. 😉 😁

Jack Harris3 said:Haha, honestly, BP would sell their soul for a decent plate of food.

I mean, come on—just for one greasy slice of pizza! 😁

Enchantress said:Man, that’s a huge slice of pizza! 😁

It’s funny how people act shocked when religious leaders or even Buddha suggest their teachings might evolve over the next few centuries. 😁

I haven't even been posting for five minutes and you guys are already twisting my words.

Classic. Honestly, Buddha really knew what he was talking about regarding women... 😁

Piggy said:Who even mentioned the plate size? As far as I can remember, we haven't actually set a Definition for the amount or type 😉 😁

Let's set a Definition. 😎 (Just so we're all on the same page. 😁 )