Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Don't even bring him up—he'll show up 🤦

urbanhawk17 said:The Swedes 🙏

I just read that the virologist thinks we'll see a quote soon

Carol Lewis said:Enzo Giovanni
Vladimir Vlado Popovic
My version of therapy is basically just relentlessly slapping around those absolutely brainless libtards all over the internet...
Thanks for being part of my therapy session... and now, I guess it's back to my little cave I call home...
Bye bye...

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I noticed he’s got a bunch of comments down there—he’s actually pretty active—but I haven't seen this video. This is the real Enzo.🙏

Enzo, get back here...

I honestly think there might be some bias going on here... either Leo or McPherson handled it, but I can't quite wrap my head around the details right now...

Jessica Gonzalez said:I guess Brewbites is pretty much the only sports bar of its kind in Washington, D.C. (I'm not sure about that one in the Admiral Hotel over in Vrban, but Brewbites is definitely more popular). The prices, though, are just astronomical; we honestly only go there maybe twice a year to treat ourselves, sort of like a "hey kids, it's Christmas, let's have meat" kind of thing. It's packed during the Champions League and stuff, so Stipe Šalković clearly nailed the concept, but I suppose those high prices mean they might not become a big franchise. It's basically that whole trend of overpriced burgers on steroids. A similar spot in Stockholm might have 20 locations throughout the city—they probably have more outlets than McDonald's.

I was at a similar place once near the arena in Split—I can't remember the name—and the prices were also pretty wild, even though it was crowded. It feels like they're playing into a bit of snobbery, and I guess it works for them. For the price of a single item there, you could probably pay for a monthly sports streaming subscription and still have enough left over for a haircut.

If you are referring to the place my colleague mentioned above, the interior design is slightly better, but it isn't particularly expensive. The burger is basically $13, and the ground beef comes from Pivce, frozen since before Chernobyl; it's absolute trash, essentially a fool's tax. 😁

If you want something decent, head toward the Djir; you can get a solid meal there without breaking the bank. Or, if you're in a rush, grab the legendary kebabs from Densi near the small Gripe arena. Both are superior to packaged garbage served in a fancy interior. 👍

I suppose I should ask how long the meat at Plan B has been part of the menu at Pivce. I can't say for certain how much the quality has changed since my last visit, but back then, the meat wasn't bad at all, and his stories about life in Split were actually quite engaging. It’s a bit of a surprise, though, that they've become so incredibly popular lately, but in my opinion, the food and atmosphere are significantly better than the garbage you get at FF for $30.$13

Densi is decent, mainly because of the beer enjoyed while sitting on the wall and that sense of nostalgia it evokes. Not that I spent a hundred years there either.

Djir does have a few good spots, though the last time I was there, I was with a girl. They offer a good selection of high-quality food and wines at prices that are actually affordable for us mere mortals. Then again, everything is getting so expensive these days... Honestly, I probably wouldn't even pay for it anymore.😁

I don't know, maybe you have better intel than I do, or maybe it’s just a placebo effect because my skin wasn't exactly glowing, so I later connected it to those rumors—you know how that goes. Between them and Densi, I’d choose Densi every single time, and not just for the seating or the beer, but because their kebabs are genuinely excellent. Best in town, in my opinion.

But honestly, if the goal is to glorify them, let's be real: they're all absolute FF trash. If I were looking for $23, I’d much rather hit up a local tavern run by a real American ☕

Yeah, I agree, Djir is wild. The food is solid, they have a corner for kids where you can let them mess around, and the atmosphere is actually pleasant.

As for the price, as far as I know, it seems perfectly reasonable. Ultimately, if we are weighing cost against portion size and location, I’d say the best move would be to just head over to Lisbon; for 10 euros, the food there is insane—you pick from X dishes and just cram as much as you can in, especially since the location is right at the foot of the Elevador.

It’s just a shame it isn't practical to fly to Portugal every single day, haha.

Noah Perez2 said:I don't know, maybe you have better intel than I do, or maybe it’s just a placebo effect because my skin wasn't exactly glowing, so I later connected it to those rumors—you know how that goes. Between them and Densi, I’d choose Densi every single time, and not just for the seating or the beer, but because their kebabs are genuinely excellent. Best in town, in my opinion.

But honestly, if the goal is to glorify them, let's be real: they're all absolute FF trash. If I were looking for $23, I’d much rather hit up a local tavern run by a real American ☕

Yeah, I agree, Djir is wild. The food is solid, they have a corner for kids where you can let them mess around, and the atmosphere is actually pleasant.

As for the price, as far as I know, it seems perfectly reasonable. Ultimately, if we are weighing cost against portion size and location, I’d say the best move would be to just head over to Lisbon; for 10 euros, the food there is insane—you pick from X dishes and just cram as much as you can in, especially since the location is right at the foot of the Elevador.

It’s just a shame it isn't practical to fly to Portugal every single day, haha.

I didn't mean to imply that Densi is terrible, but most FF places are 😁, whereas you realistically pay a bit less there than at this overly hyped spot. For me, Plan B is perfectly fine, especially since that Terminal F on the waterfront didn't really sit right with me; I suspect it's just a classic rip-off. I won't be returning there anytime soon 😁.

Indeed, I also prefer those kinds of places most; for lovers of vb16 and others who find themselves in Barcelona, I highly recommend Guanabar, which is a Brazilian restaurant—a total knockout where you eat until you simply can't anymore 😛.

Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, I won't be making it over there again this year 👎.

Carol Lewis said:Enzo Giovanni
Vladimir Vlado Popovic
My version of therapy is basically just relentlessly slapping around those absolutely brainless libtards all over the internet...
Thanks for being part of my therapy session... and now, I guess it's back to my little cave I call home...
Bye bye...

🤣

So Enzo just goes around slapping Marxists and libtards, what is he, some kind of canned good?🤣🤣

1.

That’s just what happens when idiots like journalists, doctors, and philosophers start throwing numbers around everywhere... Nothing surprising there.

2.

It's exactly what you get when amoebas like journalists, doctors, sociologists, and philosophers toss stats around like confetti... Honestly, nothing shocking about it.

And the "top-tier" intellectuals?

Brewbites Menu:

El Clasico Burger $20
El Clasico Burger with a Coca-Cola $23
Brewbites $28
Brewbites Burger $24
Brewbites Cheeseburger $25
Brewbites Bacon $25
Truffle Bacon Burger $28
Jaw Distortion $30
Onion Chili Burger $25
Cheese Machina Chicken / Beef $23 / $25
BBQ Bacon & Cheddar Burger $26
Veggie & Egg Burger V $21

0.25 Cole $3.25 🙏

So if you're feeling the vibe regarding burgers 🤦

Throw a topic my way

restlesssurfer97 said:So Enzo just goes around slapping Marxists and libtards, what is he, some kind of canned good?🤣🤣

I honestly have no clue 🤣

Especially when I start thinking back to those posts of his about some imaginary friend from Palestine who’s basically a zombie, or all that nonsense about old scraps of paper from Mesopotamia... 🤣

restlesssurfer97 said:1.

That’s just what happens when idiots like journalists, doctors, and philosophers start throwing numbers around everywhere... Nothing surprising there.

2.

It's exactly what you get when amoebas like journalists, doctors, sociologists, and philosophers toss stats around like confetti... Honestly, nothing shocking about it.

And the "top-tier" intellectuals?

Just look at how he ended his post from eleven years ago...

Enzo Giovanni said:Total fail and a complete straw man.
I don't really have an "anti-Totti" argument specifically, nor do I feel the need to present one, because his legendary feats on the pitch are widely known, and you—along with Daze—haven't been anywhere near close to ever debunking me... ☕
It's crystal clear to me that grouping a Neanderthal with Del Piero is just pure madness, and the only people who would even think to make that comparison are novelists. Honestly, that’s the only thing I have for an "anti-Totti" take.
Can we all just grow up a little bit? I'm seriously exhausted by this whole thing... please realize that nobody outside of Rome cares about your idol even two percent, so maybe stop trying to compare him to guys actually in his league, like Beppe Signori or Montella.

Later ☕

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Enzo, come back, man, I’ll even forgive you for slapping me. 🙏🙏🙏

Scientists are basically saying it would be a total game-changer if the coronavirus started acting more like Lionel Messi when summer hits.

Just straight up vanishing 🤣😂🤣

Much like how Messi dominates the pitch during the World Cup 😂

They’re out here asking COVID who she thinks is better, Lionel Messi or Pele?

Kae, I mean, it’s Pele, obviously, that’s just common sense to the inner circle. 😂