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mistycrane19 said:Sanval messed me up too. I missed my bedroom door entirely and headed straight for the patio doors instead. I actually managed to slice my arm open on the glass, then ended up running to my neighbors in just my boxers, terrified. My family was home, but our house is huge so they didn't hear a thing. Honestly, I have zero memory of the whole mess... just a chaotic trip to the ER.🤦
Oh man, the Sanvalčić days... I spent the whole time scrubbing nonexistent stains off the floor tiles, texting my boyfriend to say I was heading to church, crying because I couldn't find my wallet only to realize it was sitting in the bathroom cabinet all along. Then I'm there scrubbing spilled milk out of the cat's bowl, finally collapsing into bed, only to wake up to a disaster zone: milk everywhere on the floor, the bowl flipped over, the fridge cracked wide open, and the cat somehow managed to drag a slice of salami out of there and start snacking on it. And yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg...😂