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Anthony Miller13 Anthony Miller13 Active MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#1 ·
Does anyone happen to know how this process actually works? What’s the standard procedure? I'm trying to understand exactly what this test is designed to prove or identify.
What specific symptoms does a doctor typically look for when recommending this particular test?
I've spent some time searching on Google, but I haven't been able to find much substantial information.
Thanks.
velvetwolf92 velvetwolf92 Member
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joined Apr 2007
#2 ·
I was basically being prepped and ended up having some pretty rough digestion issues. They’re actually looking for amoebas in my stool samples.

So, I did this procedure a few years back. You have to make sure you've had a bowel movement the day before. Then you show up in the morning, chug a glass of these absolutely disgusting bitter salts, and just sit there waiting for things to start moving. 😬 The first time I tried it, honestly, nothing happened—like, absolutely nothing. I didn't even have a bowel movement at all. 😕 So, I had to go through it a second time. This time, well, it definitely worked. 😬 You get hit with this massive diarrhea that just goes on and on and on and on... You get this container labeled with a number, and for the first few rounds, you use the restroom, but then you start collecting them. I don't remember the exact process perfectly, but I think once it hits you, you're racing to the bathroom, emptying out the previous sample, rinsing the container with water, "catching" the new one, putting it in its designated spot, sitting back down, and waiting to be hit again. If I recall, you might have to produce something like 15 samples (or something in that ballpark). Basically, it has to be completely liquid.
It was miserable for me; I was still dealing with diarrhea for two days afterward. It burns—or, well, at least it burned like crazy for me.

It’s probably a good idea to have a ride home, because the urge can hit you every couple of minutes. But I guess it's all very individual. Nobody can tell you in advance how your body is going to react. And yeah, having something on hand to stop the diarrhea is probably a smart move too.

I can't quite remember exactly how long you're supposed to fast, to be honest. All I know is you can't eat anything while it's happening and you have to arrive on an empty stomach. It takes hours. I was seriously starving. 😁 😬

It feels awkward, I know, but it isn't as bad as you'd think. Don't let yourself get too intimidated. And honestly, you'll probably be there with a bunch of other people doing the exact same thing, so you can kind of commiserate and comfort each other. Hang in there. 👍
Anthony Miller13 Anthony Miller13 Active MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#3 ·
I recently went in for my routine gynecological exam and Pap smear. During the physical, the doctor was checking for discomfort and asking all sorts of questions. Eventually, he mentioned that he initially suspected a cyst, but concluded that what he was feeling might actually be related to intestinal issues—which caught me completely off guard. He asked if I’ve been dealing with diarrhea or significant bloating after meals. I told him not really; I mean, if I overindulge, I feel full, but it passes quickly, and otherwise, things seem fine. To wrap things up, he suggested I go in for an amoeba provocation test. Honestly, I’m a bit puzzled. I don't have any major digestive struggles, though I will admit I’ve dealt with constipation and irregular movements since I was a kid. Aside from that, everything feels normal. Now I'm stuck wondering if I should actually follow through with this test or if I should just try increasing my fiber intake instead.
But what happens if they actually find an amoeba? Do you just take some medication and it's over?
And what if you have it but don't treat it?
hmmm....
driftingbison15 driftingbison15 Newcomer
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joined Jul 2009
#4 ·
Sarah Long said:So, I was at my routine OB-GYN appointment for a Pap smear, right? The doctor is doing his thing—checking everything, asking if anything hurts, all that deal. At the end, he mentions he thought he felt a cyst, but turns out it wasn't that—he thinks it might just be bowel issues (?) and asks if I’ve been dealing with diarrhea. I told him no—I mean, sure, if I overeat I get that full feeling in my stomach, but it passes quickly, and otherwise, it's fine. He asked a bunch of other stuff too, but basically, nothing was wrong. Then, out of nowhere, he recommends I go in for an amoeba test. Honestly, I’m so confused. I don't really have digestion problems, though I'll admit I've dealt with constipation and irregular movements since I was a kid. Aside from that, it's fine. Now I'm stuck wondering if I should actually bother with the testing or not. Maybe I just need to eat more fiber?
So, what happens if they actually find an amoeba? You just take some meds and it's over?
And what if you have it but just don't treat it?
hmmm....

That’s exactly what I’m wondering. See, I was actually diagnosed with amoebiasis about 13 years ago—I went through treatment and it seemed like it was totally gone. But then, the symptoms started creeping back. Eventually, I moved to a different city, and my primary care doctor here doesn't think it's amoebas at all, so she won't even send me for the testing to confirm. It’s been ten years of dealing with these symptoms now, and they are driving me absolutely crazy. I finally have the extra cash to see some specialists about this, so I'm going to try that soon. My symptoms are a total mess—irregularity, switching between constipation and diarrhea, bloating, and this weird bubbling sensation in my gut, almost like little bubbles popping. I've had constant gas from the start, and later on, I started getting acid reflux too. Even weirder, I’ve started getting these occasional "popping" sensations in my head and sometimes even in my eyes, along with this constant pressure in my skull.
driftingbison15 driftingbison15 Newcomer
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joined Jul 2009
#5 ·
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Roger Newman Roger Newman Newcomer
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joined Feb 2014
#6 ·
driftingbison15 said:Honestly, I’m asking the same thing. Back in the day, maybe 13 years ago, I was actually diagnosed with amoebas. I went through the whole treatment thing and thought they were finally gone. Then, out of nowhere, the symptoms just came crawling back. I moved to a different city, and my new GP here won't even admit it could be amoebas—won't even send me for the tests to prove it. So now I’ve been stuck dealing with this crap for 10 years, and it’s driving me absolutely insane. I finally scraped together enough cash to see some specialists about it, so we’ll see if anything actually happens. The symptoms are a mess—irregular bathroom trips, switching from constipation to diarrhea, constant bloating, and this weird bubbling sensation in my gut, like tiny little bubbles popping. Plus, nonstop gas. It started with the gas, then the burping kicked in, and lately, I’ve even had this twitching feeling in my brain and eyes, along with this heavy pressure in my head.

I’m also pretty sure I’ve got an amoeba issue myself. My digestion is totally trashed. Can you describe that "bubbling" feeling better? For me, it feels like rapid-fire twitching—kind of like when your eyelid starts spasming, if you know what I mean. That fast. I get the head pressure and eye fatigue too... picked all this up at a local community pool. It started with the diarrhea, messed up my bowel movements, digestion, all that good stuff... yeah.

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