velvetwolf92
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joined Apr 2007
I was basically being prepped and ended up having some pretty rough digestion issues. They’re actually looking for amoebas in my stool samples.
So, I did this procedure a few years back. You have to make sure you've had a bowel movement the day before. Then you show up in the morning, chug a glass of these absolutely disgusting bitter salts, and just sit there waiting for things to start moving. 😬 The first time I tried it, honestly, nothing happened—like, absolutely nothing. I didn't even have a bowel movement at all. 😕 So, I had to go through it a second time. This time, well, it definitely worked. 😬 You get hit with this massive diarrhea that just goes on and on and on and on... You get this container labeled with a number, and for the first few rounds, you use the restroom, but then you start collecting them. I don't remember the exact process perfectly, but I think once it hits you, you're racing to the bathroom, emptying out the previous sample, rinsing the container with water, "catching" the new one, putting it in its designated spot, sitting back down, and waiting to be hit again. If I recall, you might have to produce something like 15 samples (or something in that ballpark). Basically, it has to be completely liquid.
It was miserable for me; I was still dealing with diarrhea for two days afterward. It burns—or, well, at least it burned like crazy for me.
It’s probably a good idea to have a ride home, because the urge can hit you every couple of minutes. But I guess it's all very individual. Nobody can tell you in advance how your body is going to react. And yeah, having something on hand to stop the diarrhea is probably a smart move too.
I can't quite remember exactly how long you're supposed to fast, to be honest. All I know is you can't eat anything while it's happening and you have to arrive on an empty stomach. It takes hours. I was seriously starving. 😁 😬
It feels awkward, I know, but it isn't as bad as you'd think. Don't let yourself get too intimidated. And honestly, you'll probably be there with a bunch of other people doing the exact same thing, so you can kind of commiserate and comfort each other. Hang in there. 👍