Jason Campbell70, I know you're still nursing that wound from Jacques Villeneuve's WDC win. But honestly, he earned that title fair and square, even if there was some other driver drama involved where someone tried to snatch the championship using a tired old playbook. At least this time, he wasn't dealing with any schemes involving Damon Hill.
As for this race, I’m really crossing my fingers for a dry track and a much more intense battle between the top two drivers.
Christian Harris11 said:At this rate, we might actually send the Mercedes flying right off the track.
When it comes to the power unit, I suspect both General Motors and Ford are likely scrambling just to figure out how to tap into that full 160kW output, especially since everyone seems to be hitting a ceiling at around 120kW.
Doesn't the hybrid system cap everyone at roughly 120kW? That's about 160 horsepower. It’s highly probable that only the Mercedes Hybrid system is actually delivering that full 120kW, while the others are struggling with a lower output.
Valtteri Bottas was absolutely convinced yesterday that he could have overtaken Jenson Button.
We saw a nearly identical conversation last season during this same race, though back then, the main focus was all about Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton.
Looks like we’ve got one less competitor in qualifying in Bahrain—Daniel Ricciardo is out. What kind of penalty did Kevin Magnussen pick up today? Valtteri Bottas just wrote his name in the record books as the first driver to rack up penalty points. I guess he can't complain; since he's from Finland, he doesn't exactly have any buddies at the Department of Homeland Security to call to make those points disappear.
Bottas jumped up 10 spots. In my opinion, Massa really should have let him through so he had a shot at overtaking Button. Maybe he wouldn't have pulled it off, but at least he would have given it a real go. Massa didn't even attempt to put any serious pressure on Button. Back in Malaysia, Pat Symonds wasn't there, so maybe things would have been handled with a bit more tactical finesse. Since Steve Smedley is heading to Bahrain, we'll likely see the drivers coordinating their strategies a little better. Williams is struggling with rear downforce. That’s why they looked so much weaker in the wet, which was pretty obvious during both qualifying sessions. On the flip side, it gives them a bit more straight-line speed. Based on what I could gather regarding fuel consumption, they were among the most efficient out there. All in all, I can be happy with these first two races. We might have missed out on an extra point or two, but honestly, seeing the progress they've made compared to last season makes watching these races so much more enjoyable.
neonfox65 said:It’s always the guy behind you who gets the blame when there's a collision.
Unless you've got a solid insurance policy through GEICO. It seems like they’re always quick to point the finger at the other guy, no matter what position he's actually holding.
swifttiger75 said:Come on guys, let's go for it!!! You'll see... Tyler Bennett5, if you don't listen. 😁
🤣 I'm feeling a bit chilly today and I've been sleepy all day long. Well, at least the kids can stay entertained until about 11:00 PM.
As for the race, I'm really hoping for some dry qualifying sessions, but after that, honestly, I don't mind—it could rain, or we could have those annoying little showers every ten laps.
William Bennett53 said:Maybe we should hire Tyler Bennett5 as security for your little relaxation retreat, honey. 😍 But listen, if any guy ever makes a move against you, just let me know. I'll make sure he ends up as powerless as an eunuch in some ancient Eastern harem. 😉
Honestly, it's probably best if I just stay out of trouble with all you redheads and brunettes. I think I'll stick to blondes myself.
Tyler Cruz32 said:Goodness, you are all being far too kind; I wonder what I have done to deserve such treatment? 😍
You seem quite eager to serve my every whim. It is truly music to my ears!
My dearesteeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dorian, do we require a new servant? 🤔 Perhaps we ought to hire this handsome gentleman.
Is this how one speaks of a lady in her absence?
Your manners are quite lacking! 🙂
My dear, you must challenge him to a duel to defend my honor! 😁
I assume it isn't just you and Nicole running the show over there. I'm really hoping there are other gorgeous ladies on staff who might need a hand every now and then—and who would be happy to return the favor. That said, I’ll leave Dorian to serve as your exclusive genie. Please don't think for a second that I find you unappealing; it's just that Dorian and I are part of the same crew, and we have our own little gentleman's agreements.
But you'll have to make it up to me at $20 a head! 🙂
Sure, you can take the guest room upstairs. 😁
swifttiger75 is reading me perfectly; I would probably react the exact same way, I just wouldn't use the word "blabber." 🤣
Honestly, I wouldn't mind the bathroom either. I'm sure you'll need someone to pour some hot water into the tub. And if you need some bubbles, I can handle that too.
swifttiger75 said:Surrounded by Native Americans stormybadger8 looked around a few times before slowly unbuttoning his shirt and turning. One by one, the tribesmen dropped to their knees, showing their respect. Even young rustycobra32 knelt, bowing his head and offering up his tomahawk. stormybadger8 let out an American war cry, thrusting his tomahawk high into the air. A large "Gray Finger" tattoo was visible on his chest.
- That’s Chief Gray Finger! - shouted rustycobra32 - The prophecy is true, the manitou is powerful! - Leslie Eldridge added enthusiastically. - Yeah... the prophecy says Chief Gray Finger will emerge and lead the people to a massive victory riding a red bull. - DMW MAXIM finished.
DMW MAXIM tried to crawl away and make something of the situation, but stormybadger8 spotted him and pushed through the gathered Apache to head straight for him.
Meanwhile, akoj, Pat, 4season, and Josip Presvetli arrive at Padock. Since the town is basically a ghost town, they decide to push on toward Tamburello. In Tamburello, the sheriff and his deputy reach the edge of town. Noticing a stagecoach parked with an unknown driver, the sheriff crosses the street while Fortinbras stares out at the prairie, trying to make sense of the dust cloud approaching them. It turns out the driver is none other than iceman-st, and the group kicking up that dust arrives shortly after. tomi, babunovich, Tijs, and Tsigalko 11 dismount their horses. iceman-st joins them, and a tense standoff begins between the sheriff and Fortinbras on one side, and the newly arrived quintet on the other.
- Alright boys, take it easy... - the sheriff said, trying to gauge the newcomers' intentions. - You're in our way, Sheriff. - tomi snapped, while Tsigalko 11 just spat out some chewed tobacco. - We need to know why you're here. - Fortinbras chimed in. - All you need to know is there are five of us, and you two... - Tijs stated confidently.
Dead silence. Standing face-to-face, the brave cowboys sized up their opponents—and themselves. Fingers drifted slowly toward holsters, and countless scenarios played out in their heads.
(Here's a little interactive bit. On one side we have Panagloss and Fortinbras, and on the other iceman-st, tomia, babunovich, Tijs, and Tsigalko 11. The duel starts tonight at midnight local time, following these rules. Basically, anyone can shoot anyone by typing BANG followed by the target's name in the thread. For example, tomi types BANG Fortinbras. Once that post appears, the shot is considered fired and successful. Only posts timestamped at 0:00 count. Anything at 23:59 or 0:01 and later won't count. Since the odds are uneven, the lawmen have 2 lives—meaning you have to hit them twice to take them out. After time runs out, we'll check who's still standing. Naturally, shots are handled chronologically as they appear in the thread, so if a cowboy is already hit, their subsequent shots won't count. If there's any confusion, we can hash it out before midnight.)$
During all this, Tyler Bennett5 and Rain were relaxing while looking at the beautiful chest of the caring Tyler Cruz32, who was tending to Dorian. Captivated by the sight and pretty drunk, Tyler Bennett5 turns to Rain.
- Damn, if I hadn't missed my chance at that poker hand, I could've had a pair like this! - Tyler Bennett5 muttered to Rain. - Yeah... true enough. - Rain agreed, without taking his eyes off that view. - What poker hand? - Tyler Cruz32 asked, confused, nudging Dorian's head aside a little. - Just... a hand, you know... - he tried to brush it off.Tyler Bennett5 Realizing his mouth had moved way faster than his brain. Don't push it—you really want me telling my wife where you're planning to head tonight? Which poker games are we talking about anyway? — *with an edge* Tyler Cruz32 leaned into Tyler Bennett5 "The one where Dorian bet his last hand on your chest—we agreed they were worth twenty bucks!" he blurted out. Rain. Eyes locked on those curves. "Seriously?" she turned, staring at him in total disbelief. Tyler Cruz32 prema Dorian "Twenty bucks each... so that's forty total..." he stammered, trying to get his math straight. Dorian Irreparable. "Another bottle of whiskey and a chamomile tea—make it quick!" he barked. Raina Hamilton From the next table over.
Paski He stumbled into the upstairs room at that exact moment. Naturally, since he was wasted, he missed the door entirely and ended up in the— Hamilton's. It’s just a room. A scene where he’s stuck in... Nickole She just stepped out of the tub with her back turned—barely even wiped the soap off her skin—and left him absolutely breathless.
"Oh, perfect timing—grab a towel and dry me off," she said, not even bothering to turn around as she held it out.
Across from the salon, right in the middle of the red-light district. the edge I kept glancing out at the street—just waiting for the carriage and the rest of the crew to show up and start some damn trouble. They were supposed to be on the other side of town. I don't know what you're getting at with that. If you're trying to make a point, just say it. Otherwise, you're just wasting space. People ran into... maminhomThey headed down Saloon Street together—and then there was the boss. It’s over. Watching this unfold. Franema A few more people drifted in from the side street too—just a handful, really.
It continues...
Tyler Cruz32, please don't you dare go cheating on her. You know everyone around here calls Anna "Anna Four-Guns." If I ever get kicked out of my house, you guys are going to have to take me in. Honestly, now that I think about it, that might actually be a pretty solid plan.
Rushing into Pit Stop, the scout hopped off his horse, looking visibly shaken as he searched for the veteran captain, Fernando Alonso. After reporting the chaos unfolding at the Paddock, he briefly thought of the old captain before pulling himself together—ordering about 20 soldiers to gear up and follow his lead.
Meanwhile, Akoj, Pat, the holy Joseph and 4season decided to head back toward the Paddock. Maminho was making his way toward Tamburel alongside Ricardo Gasquet, while over at the Apache camp, TBF and rustycobra32 were locked in a tense game. Taking a pipe from TBFove's hand, the young kid just crushed it and ate it.
(TBF, it's your turn now—you can either try to knock that kid out between the legs or just start lecturing him about Sebastian Vettel)
After cleaning up the black pig, Nica looked around, trying to figure out an escape route. A bit further off, mobberzg and ruggedfox28 managed to snag two runaway horses from the camp. Seeing the lady approaching, mobberzg turned and chased a horse straight toward Nica. She caught mobberzg by the arm, Nica deftly swung herself onto the horse and pulled the cowboy around her waist. Together with ruggedfox28, they headed off toward Tamburel.
Things were just as messy by the train cars. Pastor Maldonado was busy explaining to Pilatus exactly how and why his horse had bolted, while Vuco watched the argument unfold with pure disbelief.
- Look, I seriously wasn't provoking him when I realized I was losing ground. – Pastor Maldonado tried to justify himself. - Like hell you weren't... - Vuco snapped back. - Oh yeah? And how exactly did you think you were going to get out of this? – Pila cut in. - If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have pummeled the guy like that! – Vuco yelled, grabbing Maldonad by the vest. - Enough, both of you! It's not like he actually beat him up. – Kamui Kobayashi interjected, nodding toward WayOut, who was slowly getting up.
Then, Holger Badstuber tossed an unconscious Rtzuiop out of the car and politely helped Begemotica down from the wagon. The rest of the group was closing in on the gold mine, and accident started blowing the siren to signal their arrival. Riciardo and Sebastian Vettel stood at a makeshift station, watching the train approach.
- What are we doing with them? – Holger Badstuber Pilatusa asked, pointing at Rtzuiop and Begemotica. - Watch, we're heading to Tamburel to play a hand of poker, so we'll need some chips for the buy-in. – Pila replied, giving a wink to the loser, Adrian Sutil.
He just chased the horse toward WayOut, who was just standing up, and then with a precise throw of the lasso, knocked him right back into the dirt, dragging him toward the rest of the crew.
A carriage with a small escort pulled into Tamburel. Stopping in front of the saloon, the driver tapped on the roof and the doors swung open. Lewis Hamilton stepped out, looking sharp in a fine suit and a top hat. With a look of pure disgust, he eyed Dorian.G lying on the ground with a bloody face in Meadow's arms, before turning back to the carriage. He reached out a hand to help Nicole Scherzinger down. Once inside the saloon, Nickole went up to her room, while Lewis Hamilton joined The Endo's crowd, along with Felipe Massa and Sergio Perez, for a drink. Arciero sent someone to fetch Mr. The Endo, and Sheriff Panagloss and Fortinbras decided to wander over to the saloon to stretch their legs.
To be continued...
rustydrifter10, hold on tight to that cowboy so you don't slide right off the horse!
stormybadger8 said:And you'll have to bore that whole Apache crew to sleep with a mountain of data... Just wait until I get Max Verstappen in line. 😬🤣
Max is going to tear through those redheads, and someone’s going to be left picking up the pieces in the camp. At least so far, the ones who stayed out of the fray have always come out on top.
I'm letting Paskija go, because from what I can see, we're going to need his grasp of physics and other scientific laws way more than this constant tossing around of statistics.
