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How do I stop procrastinating?! Help! in Lonely Hearts ·
Mark White932 said:Maybe try breaking her knees... might get her attention. 😁

Kind of like that movie Boxing Helena... you know, where the guy chops off all her limbs just to keep her at home..😁

Jokes aside.. if she wants to hook up with someone, she’ll make it happen regardless of those outings. Don't sweat it, just enjoy yourself.
Count me in! in Lonely Hearts ·
Mickey Mouse said:then they start praying to God

hahahaha😁
Count me in! in Lonely Hearts ·
Olivia Lopez41 said:Keep your chin up...

😁
Count me in! in Lonely Hearts ·
It’s not exactly a walk in the park over there either. When it comes to meeting girls, man, you’ve gotta put in more effort. That’s pretty much all the advice I can give you. Lately, I’ve been comparing life to being caught in a bad situation where you have zero control... you just grit your teeth, try to stay positive, and hope things look up tomorrow.
Hang in there.👍
Once upon a time... in Lonely Hearts ·
Michelle Chase3 said:I just can't wrap my head around this one!!!😲

Look: She clearly cares more about her looks.
Once upon a time... in Lonely Hearts ·
The truth is, you can't fall in love with someone just by hearing stories about them. People lie, plain and simple. And even the people telling those stories? They probably don't actually know who that person really is. If anyone actually manages to fall in love based purely on hearsay, they've got to be totally irrational. It’s fine if your ears pick up on things before your eyes do, but the real issue is when people's mouths move faster than their ears can process. That's where most people trip up.

*read: stupid*
The flesh and the power it holds... in Lonely Hearts ·
Kenneth Robinson said:Hey there, Olivia Lopez41...

I know exactly how much it hurts to be cut off, because I’m going through the same thing right now.
Everything just aches. You can't really move past someone unless you dig deep, find some courage, and give it everything you've got. Otherwise, you're stuck.
I was with my guy for two years, and then just yesterday, I saw him kissing someone else. We hadn't even been broken up for three months.

That's why I'm staying strong and trying not to dwell on it.
Sometimes the urge to just break down and cry hits me... but...
Don't sit around reminiscing about the good times you had with them. Instead, focus on all the bad stuff.

Good luck!🙂

The person I loved is gone from my life for good. I won't see them again—not alone, and not with anyone else. They're just gone.
The flesh and the power it holds... in Lonely Hearts ·
How long does it actually take for wounds to heal? How much time do you need to move past someone you once loved? I know you can't ever truly erase someone from your memory if they meant something to you, but how long until you can finally let go and move on? Is it months? Years? Five? Ten? Or maybe never? It’s been almost two years now, and honestly, I've sabotaged so many potential relationships because of this. It feels like my whole life took a wrong turn in a single moment—like I hit a dead end and there's no way to turn back.
Escapeology in Lonely Hearts ·
Gary Jones10 said:Exactly. Just like the characters in Trainspotting—everyone else is dealing with a million different crises, while they’ve only got one: how to score their next fix.

🙏
Escapeology in Lonely Hearts ·
Just take the hit to the yellow, and things will get a lot easier... way easier.
We'll Always Remember you Kurt Cobain in Music ·
Ethan Perez97 said:Staley passed away on this same day too, right? Just two years ago... why isn't anyone paying him any respect?

Hmm... maybe because... THIS ISN'T THE STALEY POST!!!
..but hey, don't sweat it... there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Over & Out..
We'll Always Remember you Kurt Cobain in Music ·

R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
TOTAL NIRVANA!
And Dad's back... in Lonely Hearts ·
Harold Gomez65 said:Just focus on getting better so you can get back to typing.😉👋

Thanks A!😉 👋
And Dad's back... in Lonely Hearts ·
Dammit, John Thomas2, I know. I only posted that just to check in. Honestly, it’s mostly because nobody in my actual life was checking up on me, so I reached out to the crew I talk to most... fuck it.😛
And Dad's back... in Lonely Hearts ·
Noah Kelly4 said:Desanka Šakić will make up for all of this 😂

Desanka is heartbroken, but she'll always have her lover by her side...😁
And Dad's back... in Lonely Hearts ·
coastalorca3 said:Look at him, all smiles.
That Breaker energy really put him in a good mood, didn't it?

Soon enough, he'll have his own bed and a home-cooked meal.😁
And Dad's back... in Lonely Hearts ·
Hehe... I'm finally back after my surgery and a quick hospital stay (started Wednesday). The surgeon put some pins in my bone—yeah, it hurts—but all in all, I'm feeling pretty great!😁 P.S. Huge shoutout to the amazing doctors and nurses over at Traumatology in San Diego. They really made a difference. Anyway, I'm sticking around here for a while. Cheers, everyone!👋
Here’s a photo I took when I first arrived so you can see how everything looks:

->SLIXXX
The language of love... in Lonely Hearts ·
Make Valentine's Day unforgettable for your favorite person by acting like a 🙂Spanish macho lover
...
A few gems pulled straight from Acidov's collection:

- Tu mama le gusta cojerse y chupar mi verga a la misma ves
- Bolla de idiotas pendejos
- A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano
- Te voy a hacer la sopa
- Tu heres una stupida y menca cabrona
- Voy a comer la panocha de tu madre
- Chupame la verga, prostituta

Or just keep it simple while pouring her a glass of champagne: "Vete a la mierda tu puta baracha"😁 😁 😁
Cosmo and stuff... in Lonely Hearts ·
Walter Brooks3 said:It’d be pretty funny if he just went to see that lady at the local community clinic (👋

I did.
The result?
Feeling depressed and numb with a bottle of Amyzol on hand.
Cosmo and stuff... in Lonely Hearts ·
Kids go to school for two reasons: learning how to sit still and watching the clock. Teachers go to school just to laugh at nonsense like this:

* Poetry is when every single line starts with a capital letter.

* Thomas More wrote 'Ethiopia'.

* Julius Caesar was famous for his telegram: 'I came, I saw, I shouted.'

* There’s life on Mars. But that’s just the hypotenuse.

* Greek money is called Dracula.

* Israelis made a golden calf because they didn't have enough gold to make a cow.

* People from Athens are called Atheists.

* A Stradivarius is a made-up prehistoric animal.

* The national anthem of France is Hellmann's.

* The Rhine River flows horizontally from Basel, and then vertically...

* Statistics is just the exact sum of incorrect data.

* Livingstone named Victoria Falls after Elizabeth.

* Swiss cows are mostly used to make chocolate.

* People from Spain are called Spanish.

* Hindus are originally from India. They wear turbines on their heads.

* People from Crete are called idiots.

* Harlem is where Turks keep all their wives.

* People from Sardinia are called sardines.

* The mountains between France and Spain are called pyramids.

* Latitude and longitude are super useful. Imagine someone is drowning. All they have to do is yell out their latitude and longitude, and we can find them.

* An angle is just a triangle without one side.

* A polygon is a square with a lot of sides.

* A bunch of atoms together are called monocles.

* An inclined plane is a plane that tilts, and if the experiment works, the result is inevitable.

* When you watch a solar eclipse, never look at the sun. You can use sunglasses to see the eclipse, but you have to be careful—don't stand too close!!!

* Horsepower is the distance ten horses can carry half a liter of water in one hour.

* James Watt invented the steamroller.

* Einstein is a famous German organ builder.

* The difference between air and water is that air can get wetter, but water can't.

* This escaping gas is very dangerous for humans, so the next experiment
should only be done by a professor.

* There are four symptoms of a cold. I forgot two, and the other two are so famous
that there's no point mentioning them.

* To be a good nurse, you have to be completely sterile.

* Skin is what holds us together; without it, we'd just fall apart.

* Some cows are very dangerous, especially the bull.

* Snakes come in two sexes: venomous and non-venomous.

* All creatures are imperfect animals. Only humans are perfect animals.

* Antidote is a funny story you've heard before.

* Doctors say terminal illnesses are the worst.

* When my little brother was born, they had to put him in a battery.