Yeah... I had this dream where I actually gave birth to a shoe. At that point, you've officially entered nightmare territory. I remember feeling this massive wave of embarrassment, even though it was just a dream—mostly because the damn thing was a size 7, and I’m a size 10.
By the way, I just had a flashback... I’m wandering through a place that feels like Venice, and there's this massive crowd trailing behind me because, apparently, I’m the Queen of Denmark ( 🤣 ) . The whole thing revolves around this crown of mine with eleven spokes—well, actually twelve, though one is slightly dented (and honestly, that little imperfection is exactly why it’s worth 😁) . So, we roll up to some big public square, and the place is absolutely swarming with geese. I just give a royal wave and bark out: "I want all those geese! Round them all up for me!"
Suddenly, about fifty little guys show up, pushing these huge wire mesh bins—the kind they use in high school gyms to store basketballs and medicine balls—and they start shoveling the geese inside... 😵
I know there have been plenty of threads about dreams, but I’m not sure if we have a specific category for "Stupid Dreams," and honestly, that’s all I ever seem to have, for fuck's sake 😁
Last night, during the first half of my sleep, I dreamt I was getting into this massive argument with Sally (you know, like Chef Boyardee 😬). That part wasn't even that ridiculous; I just have no clue why my brain decided to cook that up in the first place... 🤔
The second half, though:
I’m just sitting there on a sidewalk, leaning my back against a fence outside some house, and there’s this hedge growing right on the fence. So, I’m just sitting. And then, every ten seconds or so, a sheep's head pops out from the hedge and whispers quietly in my ear, "Ma... ma... stepmother..." and every single time, I just reply, "No... n-no..." Then it goes right back to "Ma... ma... stepmother..." and me going "No. N-no."
It keeps going like that—I don't even know how many times—and suddenly I just bolt upright and yell, "Aha! Now I know what I have to do!"
And then I walk into a video rental store to buy a carton of yogurt.
I mean—what the actual hell?! 😕
What’s the most nonsensical, idiotic dream you guys have ever had? 😁
I’m trying to drop a link to a specific post. If we're talking about the very last post in a thread, it’s easy—I just click that "Last Post" arrow, it jumps me right there, and I grab the URL from the address bar...
But what happens when the post is buried somewhere in the middle of the page? How do I pull the specific ID or direct link so that the URL actually anchors specifically to that exact spot? 🤔
From what I can tell, nimbleskipper13 actually knows her stuff, so this whole post of yours feels like a tax on the gullible. And let me tell you, nothing gets my blood boiling more than those scammers from the middle of nowhere who prey on sick, desperate people just to line their pockets with "miracle natural cures." If it can't be removed, then it’s a lost cause. Period. 😢
Michelle Chase3 said:Are you kidding me about the Maltese, or did Paw actually say that??😲
Look, I’m genuinely interested in this smoking cessation thing, and I have zero desire to drive all the way to Santa Barbara. I was actually relieved thinking I could just handle this right here in Los Angeles!! 😁
And that link? About as useful as a screen door on a submarine!!! 😬
I was just messing around about the Maltese...
But listen... if you want to play detective, that link might actually be informative. Follow the logic: the forum is based out of Greater Houston, so Dr Legac is probably in Houston too. You check that user's old posts to see what else she wrote, do a little bit of online sleuthing, and boom—you've found the doctor.
Seriously, if they can fix it in Santa Barbara, why couldn't they do it in LA? Besides, the folks specializing in medical (I should've said gymnastics 🤣) hypnosis aren't likely just focused on infertility; they deal with plenty of other stuff too...
If you want, maybe those acupuncture clinics that help people quit smoking can point you toward someone who handles hypnosis...
I’ve always been incredibly curious about trying Hypnosis... specifically regression. To be honest, I have absolutely no clue if there’s any actual truth to the whole "past life regression" thing, but I’d love to give it a shot myself.
My only problem is, I haven't the slightest idea who actually does this or where to find a reputable practitioner. 🤔
Hannah Edwards said:I took some Sumamed yesterday just as a preventative measure in case I have an infection I don't even know about yet. Look, I'm not a fan of medication—don't go thinking I pop pills for no reason—but this time I grabbed the Sumamed just in case, since I almost never take anything.
Terry Miller61 said:Maybe that ENT specialist should check in with an ophthalmologist first.
My bad. Just a little jab.
But seriously, what I wrote isn't just noise—it's my actual experience. I went to the ENT, sat through those sound-chamber tests where they blast stuff through your headphones, the whole nine yards. And at the end of it all, I walked away feeling exactly how I described in my last post. That’s just the reality of it.
I went through that exact same gauntlet. They told me my hearing was perfectly fine while sticking all sorts of equipment into my ears... I spent hours stuck in that clinic. 😕
By the way, did you also mess up at the party like I did? 😢 (And yeah... my apologies. I didn't realize you were speaking from personal experience.)