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Sidney said:This reminds me of when they stripped all the power from the Q in Star Trek.😁
Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Honestly, you’d have to be delusional NOT to be dealing with some kind of virus right now.😁
That’s exactly why I’m saying this. 😉
Xerex said:Are you kidding me? Are you actually looking for the video store? Seriously? 🤔
shree_kali said:I’m sitting here on the curb, leaning my back against this house fence, and there’s ivy crawling all over the thing. I just sit there. And then, like clockwork, every ten seconds or so, a sheep’s head pokes out from the vines and whispers right into my ear, "Ma... ma... motherf***er..." And every single time, I just snap back, "No... nuh-uh." Then it goes right back to "Ma... ma... motherf***er..." and I give it the same "No... nuh-uh." It's absolute madness.
It’s the same old cycle. I don't even know how many times it's happened now, but suddenly I just snap. I bolt upright, throw my hands up, and yell, "Aha! Now I finally see exactly what I need to do!"
I head down to the local grocery store just to pick up a pack of yogurt, and what happens? Pure chaos.
maradona said:Is it dangerous because of radiation? My head is right next to the electrical outlet.
And that’s the best spot for my bed.
Viagra said:The absolute craziest dream I can remember involves me being the king of some tiny island—maybe a hundred meters across—and getting attacked by the king of the neighboring island, who happens to be my good friend. So, I command my knights to strike back, and they mount these winged pigs and fly off to war. It’s pure chaos: my guys are on flying swine, while his troops are riding this massive ant. My knights start losing ground, so what do I do? I grab a sugar cube, toss it into the ocean, and the ant dives in to grab it and drowns. Then, this woman who works at a video rental store shows up. Suddenly, she, my knights on their flying pigs, and even my buddy/neighboring king all crowd into my castle—which is somehow massive on the inside—to watch the South Park movie. Just as the opening credits wrap up, the power cuts out. I rush over to my modem and yank the plug, and suddenly the TV starts playing Salto because the lady from the video store accidentally recorded over the movie. Then, I wake up.
William Doyle2 said:Look, I don't want to sound ungrateful—but you are BEYOND bored.😁
William Doyle2 said:Man, doesn't a hernia show up in the gut area? I’ve actually had two surgeries myself back when I was a kid, and those scars are way below the waistline. My pain is hitting right where my legs meet my torso, specifically on the inner side.
Jose Chase2 said:Good grief, lady, you must be higher than Leon was back in the seventies if you're actually dreaming about stuff like this.😵
Pass that blunt, man!
swiftowl10 said:Oh, please! Don't you dare try to claim him... he's MY man, end of story.
Sean Lee7 said:The absolute peak of stupidity happened when eight of my buddies and I piled into a taxi, thinking some guy was actually going to drive us around town. We pull up to my apartment building, and there’s this band hanging out in the elevator. I tell them, "Hey, we're just going to the second floor," so they get out. Then all nine of us pile back into the cab, and this guy starts dropping us off one by one on random highway exits. I’m the last one left, and he finally pulls up to my place, only for me to realize I have zero way to pay him. I ask if he takes cards, and the guy nods like it's no big deal. He swipes my card through a handheld terminal 😕 and calls some dispatch center on his cell. I woke up in a total panic.
rapidorca22 said:😂
A friend of mine constantly has these pregnancy-related dreams, and let me tell you, they are absolutely bizarre. One time, she dreamed she was pregnant, but her stomach felt split into two distinct sections: one side held a baby, while the other just held an egg 🙂 . To make a long story short, instead of a human child, she ends up laying an egg—and she’s not even upset about it! In the dream, that egg is her baby, and she thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world 😁
As for me, nothing specific comes to mind right now. I'm also running a bit tight on time, but I'll post here as soon as I recall something worth mentioning 👋
P.S. Great thread 👍
Casey Robinson87 said:You’re a lost cause.
I forget about a hundred dreams the second I wake up, no matter how wild they were. It's impossible to tell you which one was actually the craziest because they just vanish.