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Eagle Eye (2008) in Movies ·
Chloe Alvarez said:The stuff hitting theaters right now... I actually loved it, just bummed about how the ending turned out.


Yeah... it’s a killer thriller with some seriously high-octane action scenes that felt like a mix of Michael Bay and Bourne's Ultimatum (but in a good way). The movie itself feels like a blend of Fugitive and Enemy of the State, plus a little sci-fi flavor. It’s tense, exciting, and smart... even if it does dump all its secrets too early. I wish they hadn't pulled the rug out from under us at the end, and some parts get a bit too over the top and unrealistic. But hey, even Live Free or Die Hard was almost great despite being ridiculous, so I'll give this one a pass...4/5 for me👍
Ip Man (2008) in Movies ·
Samuel Ortiz3 said:Honestly, they really ought to put together a decent, legit biopic about Bruce Lee—because let’s be real, that typical Hollywood take directed by Rob Cohen just doesn't hit the mark at all.


Don't sweat it... there's something similar out there... the series "The Legend of Bruce Lee"

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Best movie quotes of all time in Movies ·
Independence Day - Speech by The President (Bill Pullman)

LOL😁😁😁...it's so inspiring you'll want to hijack the first plane you see and go straight into battle against those evil little green guys🤣
Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) in Movies ·
After sitting through three movies based on the Resident Evil games—most of which were mediocre at best and total disasters at worst—we finally get a different take. It’s an animated adaptation produced by Japanese creators. Based on the trailers and stills, the Japanese team actually managed to nail the game's visual vibe... though I guess that makes sense since they're the ones who actually created the Resident Evil series in the first place.

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The "Umbrella Incident" that took place in Raccoon City was ended with the eradication of the deadly virus by a missile attack ordered by the government. As its operations were suspended on a global scale, Umbrella Corporation stock plummeted. This serious blow to the business giant resulted in its complete dissolution.
Seven years later, at an airport somewhere in the United States. Just a normal autumn afternoon. Then one zombie breaks loose into the crowd. With the airport quickly filling up with the undead, the nightmare is about to start all over again...

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Body of Lies (2008) in Movies ·
Following "American Gangster," director Ridley Scott is back with another crime flick... except this time he's swapping gangsters for CIA operatives. Since everything went smoothly, Ridley managed to pull together a heavy-hitting crew both in front of and behind the lens. We're looking at powerhouse leads like Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe with a script by Oscar winner William Monahan (the guy behind "The Departed" and "Kingdom of Heaven"). Even with all that star power, early reviews are all over the place—some people are calling it a total letdown while others say it's a masterpiece. I guess we'll find out for ourselves when it hits theaters this winter.

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C.I.A operative-Roger Ferris (Leonardo DiCaprio), under the guidance of his handler, Ed Hoffman (Russell Crowe) sets in motion an elaborate plot designed to nab the leader of a murderous terrorist cell operating out of Yemen.

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Ip Man (2008) in Movies ·
Real Ip Man vs. Bruce Lee

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Ip Man (2008) in Movies ·
Action star Jackie Chan and director James Cameron—who already teamed up for three heavy hitters like S.P.L. Kill Zone, Flashpoint, and Dragon Tiger Gate (haven't seen that one yet)—are cooking up a fourth project together. It’s a historical biopic about the life of martial arts legend Ip Man... the guy who actually trained Bruce Lee.

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Ip Man trailer is based on the true story of Ip Man, the grand master of Kung Fu and the mentor to the legendary Bruce Lee. This film serves as the definitive look at the master's legacy. His lifelong dedication to Kung Fu perfectly captures the passion and discipline found in traditional martial arts. More than just a man, Ip Man represents a mindset and a standard that sets a new bar for action cinema in Hong Kong.

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J.C.V.D. (2008) in Movies ·
Fresh reviews coming out of the Sundance Film Festival and the Sundance Film Festival...

http://www.tiff08.ca/filmsandschedules/films/jcvd
Quote : hilariously entertaining, surprising film, JCVD tells the comeback story of a screen hero who has been on the receiving end of kicks that are getting harder and harder to take.

http://www.nowtoronto.com/guides/tif...m?play_id=1758
This Hail Mary pass of a performance should make Hollywood take Van Damme's calls again.

http://www.bombippy.com/archives/2008/09/jcvd_2008.php
Quote : i found The film to be unique and quite enjoyable despite The comparisons to Being John Malkovich

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/blog...o_day_2_s.html
Quote : Directed with distinct Godardian overtones by Mabrouk el Machri, "JCVD" is one of the damndest things I've ever seen, and it forces you to consider Van Damme, who plays along brilliantly, in a whole new light.

http://www.canada.com/theprovince/st...0-a16e3f6fdede
This is all performance, and Van Damme kicks the demon of his own alter ego to the curb with compassion and incredible vulnerability. Combined with el Mechri's heavy dose of film noir style and The Old World European setting , The movie feels haunted by The ghosts within


http://www.exclaim.ca/motionreviews/generalreview.aspx?csid1=126&csid2=808&fid1=33461

The film is also often very funny in its observations about the cult of celebrity, and el Mechri's direction is stylish and intense. And finally, a sentence I never thought I’d type: Jean-Claude Van Damme gives a great performance.

http://www.cinemamontreal.com/aw/crv...0/J_C_V_D.html
This flick keeps a solid pace, and the character actors involved really carried the weight to keep things entertaining.

Check out these reviews from the Sundance Film Festival: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/tiff/story/20...e-reviews.html
The rumors are actually true: the Muscles from Brussels can act. Plus, he’s surprisingly funny when he actually tries to be.


Top tier movies from the Sundance Film Festival...

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Sugar—most folks caught this film at the Sundance Film Festival, and honestly, seeing it land in the Sundance Film Festival lineup just proves how good it actually is. Hands down, it was my absolute favorite because it had so much heart. Ryan Fleck and Anna Bosti are genuinely compassionate filmmakers who really know how to capture the dignity of people living on the fringes. Their work feels real.

I honestly wrote off Jean-Claude Van Damme's entire career without even sitting through one of his flicks, so I was pretty blindsided by how much I actually enjoyed this deep dive into his own life. It shows a level of vulnerability hiding behind that tough-guy persona that I just didn't see coming. One Can only Hopa that van Damme is allowed The chance to flex an ability to Act heretofore ignored. The way JCVD deconstructs all those expectations and media fantasies was honestly masterclass.

With Summer Hours, Olivier Assayas is ditching those recent genre flicks to lean back into his French Roots. He delivers this really subtle look at family dynamics and a deep dive into how art functions differently in our private lives versus the public eye. Since I collect art and handle the estates for two different families, the themes here actually hit home for me—it's rare to see these kinds of concerns handled so well on screen.

With just one raised eyebrow, Isabelle Huppert can trigger about 75 different conflicting emotions in you. Rithy Panh uses his political awareness to back up Marguerite Duras' anti-colonial story about a brave woman fighting against the crushing weight of unjust colonization. By messing with traditional power hierarchies, Panh really drives home how vital unexpected solidarity between social classes and pure community grit can be.

Waltz With Bashir uses stunning animation to create a necessary buffer between the audience and absolute horror. The shadow of the Holocaust looms over suppressed memories, haunting survivors with a sense of constant, crushing guilt. If we want history to actually grab people's attention, cinema gives us a way to confront our darkest human failures—hopefully so we don't end up repeating them.

Tokyo Sonata—By leaning into some genuinely funny moments and a playful score, Kiyoshi Kurosawa manages to find a glimmer of hope even amidst total societal collapse. He’s really expanded his toolkit here with this family drama, highlighting just how fragile our daily routines actually are. Honestly, nothing is scarier than that.

*Les Plages d’Agnès* (The Beaches of Agnès)—this biographical doc proves just how incredible Agnès Varda really is. She’s imaginative, fearless, and totally creative, digging through the sands of her own memory. By playfully stepping backward through time while catching glimpses in wind-swept mirrors, she brings to mind Jean Cocteau’s technique of blending dreams and memories directly into the film itself. At the end of the day, memory is the ultimate special effect.

Revanche—this flick kicks off as a slow burn before shifting from the city streets to the countryside, eventually morphing into a psychological thriller about vengeance kept on ice. It’s all built on secrets, raw rage, and grief that's barely under control. There's a sense of violence simmering just beneath the surface, like suppressed sexuality, where retribution is always just one cruel act away.

35 Rhums (35 Shots of Rum)—It’s basically another study in holding your attention through sheer atmosphere. Claire Denis gives us a pretty stripped-back take on Ozu’s Late Spring. It’s way easier to wrap your head around than L’Intrus, and while it might not be her absolute peak, it’s still a gripping watch with these sudden bursts of pure poetic magic.

Che—Once again, we’re looking at movies that act as historical lessons, which is vital since most classrooms in America seem to have total amnesia these days. That first movie is actually inspiring, but the second one just leaves you feeling defeated. Both really drive home how human flaws can wreck any ideology, particularly revolutionary ones that rely too heavily on flawed, limited human ideals.
J.C.V.D. (2008) in Movies ·
New trailer... American... hitting theaters soon...

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transporter III in Movies ·
Even cooler, even more hype...

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Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
neonfox16 said:I recently downloaded the Epic Movie, haven't actually sat down to watch it yet, just caught a few quick glimpses of some scenes and immediately regretted hitting download... such a waste of precious time... parodies are nothing more than cheap shots at some truly great films...

BTW...your Batman & Robin is basically a parody too.👍😁😁
The Spirit (2008) in Movies ·
I feel like this movie is gonna be totally comic-book goofy, but also fucking cool😁
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Terry Martinez3 said:Whoa, hold on there! We really shouldn't be throwing the Scary Movie franchise and Epic movies into the same bucket because they aren't even in the same league! You see, those Epic movies were directed by Friedberg and Seltzer, whereas Zucker is actually the one responsible for Hero Movie and Scary Movie. And while I'll happily admit that anything directed by that duo is totally unwatchable, Zucker's films aren't even close to being that bad; honestly, they actually have their own little moments of brilliance here and there! Which is definitely something you can't say about F&S or that much-hyped Simon Pegg you brought up, who is also just total trash.

Why not... and besides, only the first one is worth watching... the rest... God forbid.🙄🤷

First off... Zucker's lost his touch lately... basically he just started churning them out one after another, which was a bad move. Second, Superhero Movie wasn't even directed by him, it was Craig Mazin. And third... yeah, right... all the info in my previous post pretty much proves my point... LOL

But fine... everyone's entitled to their SUBJECTIVE opinion... because OBJECTIVELY speaking... Simon Pegg's work would eat Zucker's last three movies for breakfast.👍
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Raymond Palmer8 said:Sorry, but I'm pretty sure this thread isn't actually about those kinds of movies—it’s more about parodies of specific films... unless I totally missed the point, which is also possible.
Honestly, comparing a true Monty Python fan to the Scary Movie franchise—or any other garbage like that—is straight-up blasphemy.
Top Secret is actually an awesome flick—it’s such a great parody that pokes fun at basically every movie cliché out there—but honestly... Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie, Epic Movie, and all those other ones? Yeah, they totally deserve to be called trash.
Like I said at the start of this thread—yeah, parodies are total trash. They're just made by people who lack the actual creativity to build something from scratch—if they had any real guts, they’d make their own comedies instead of just mocking someone else's work... but honestly, they just aren't capable of it.


Look, a parody is a parody... whether it's mocking some polished Hollywood flicks, historical events, Bush's politics, or whatever else.
At the end of the day, nobody’s out here making real satire—well, I’m certainly not—even if Elizabeth Garcia2 keeps at it, along with all those Monty Python fans and these modern-day parodies. I think we can all finally agree that "parody" movies like the Scary Movie franchise, Date Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and all that other crap are just straight-up garbage.
Dismissing all parodies as one big pile of trash just because they don't fit your specific taste is unfair and honestly pretty stupid. Look, the concept isn't groundbreaking—it doesn't have to be. It just needs to be funny. And trust me, making a parody that actually lands is way harder than people think, otherwise we wouldn't be stuck dealing with the garbage we saw today.
Old-school parodies are just better. They’re actually clever, genuinely funny, and the creators actually understood how to pull off a parody. It’s pretty stupid to claim this genre lacks talent or that all these directors are bottom-of-the-barrel hacks. If you think that, you’re clearly ignoring legends like the Monty Python fans, Mel Brooks, Rob Reiner, and John Landis, who all shaped the genre.
Plus, you also have to account for the fact that some of those old-school parodies are actually highly acclaimed, top-tier movies... like...

Young Frankenstein
IMDb has it at an 8.0, and it’s sitting pretty at #236 on the Top 250 list based on user votes.
Rotten Tomatoes says it's sitting at a solid 93%.

Blazing Saddles
IMDb says it’s a 7.8/10.
Rotten Tomatoes says it's sitting at an 89%.

The Producers
IMDb says it's a 7.7. Not bad, I guess.
Rotten Tomatoes has it at 93%. Not bad.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
IMDb says it's a 7.1/10.
Rotten Tomatoes says it’s sitting at 70%. Not bad, I guess.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
IMDb says it's a 7.6/10.
Rotten Tomatoes says it's sitting at 88%. Not bad.

Airplane!
IMDb says it's a 7.8/10.
Rotten Tomatoes has it at a 98%.

Hot Shots!
IMDb says 6.4/10. Honestly, it’s a little low compared to the others, but it’s still a damn good score.
Rotten Tomatoes says it's sitting at 81%. Not bad.

Galaxy Quest
IMDb says 7.2/10.
Rotten Tomatoes says it's sitting at a solid 90%.

So... if we're calling these movies total garbage based on what critics and audiences say, then The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption don't deserve any special treatment either.

Anyway, before I wrap this up, I gotta mention three other killer recent parodies that nobody else seems to have brought up yet...

Hot Fuzz - a parody of action movies in general... once again, the ratings and reviews speak for themselves
imdb - 8.0/10
rottentomatoes.com - 90%

Shaun of the Dead - a parody of zombie horror... and just like before, the critics and scores tell you everything you need to know...
imdb - 8.0/10 + ranked #245 on the top 250 list by audience votes
rottentomatoes.com - 91%

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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist - a parody of kung fu flicks... slightly lower rated, but absolutely hilarious... nothing like the garbage they make today.
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Elizabeth Garcia2 said:That’s what we call making a constructive contribution to the discussion.
No wonder you’ve racked up nearly 13,000 posts. Just talking for the sake of talking...

Well now... you haven't exactly become a legend either... at least not this time.😁
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Patrick Smith44 said:Yeah, if you're talking about the latest parodies, because they are genuinely terrible, like > and such.

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If anyone else still appreciates the dialogue from >:

[Frank Drebin is emptying out his files after being kicked off the force]
Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
[Frank Drebin quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]

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[offering a cigar]
Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

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After Nordberg ends up in the hospital because he was beaten up for uncovering a heroin shipment:

Det. Nordberg: Drugs... drugs...
Frank: Nurse! get this man some drugs!
[nurse administers drugs]
Det. Nordberg: No... no...
[pulls Frank towards him]
Det. Nordberg: Heroin. Heroin, Frank.
Frank: Uh... that's a pretty tall order, it'll take a couple of days for that one.

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Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible.
Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense...
[Wilma cries again]

There are plenty more, but since they pop up every ten seconds in the movie, it would take pages to list them all, so I won't... 😁

Nah... he means every single parody ever made...
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Elizabeth Garcia2 said:I really can't debate film with someone who lacks even basic knowledge.
Monty Python isn't doing parodies; their whole vibe is satirical humor. And those two things aren't even remotely the same...
They are original above all else. Parody, by its very definition, is unoriginal; you take something someone else already built and you reshape it. That is the exact opposite of being original.
Maybe pick up a film encyclopedia or something and learn the basics if you're trying to act smart...

That parody is a lower tier of filmmaking is obvious to anyone who actually knows movies. You just have to look at a list of directors throughout history who specialized in it, and anyone with even a tiny bit of film knowledge will see that not a single great director's name is on that list. It's beneath them to "parody"—they are auteurs, they make auteur films. Instead, they leave it to these third-rate, talentless hacks (like Aaron Seltzer, Ezio Greggio, Bob Koherr, Allan A. Goldstein, Gen. Quintano...) to do the parodying.

And what can these third-rate "wannabe" filmmakers create? Total third-rate garbage. The parody genre.

Says the guy using the nickname Ed Wood 🤣

Look, interpret Pythonesque humor however you want, but at its core, it's a parody... a parody of history, specific events, and plenty of other things... just remember their parody of the Packinpahov style and films...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1-NpyaOWV0

Honestly, I don't even want to argue with idiots who think they've mastered all the world's wisdom just because they skimmed a few encyclopedias...🙄 I have some advice for you... get real before you start any argument. You think you know me and my level of knowledge? Don't bet on it, kid...👍
The fact is, you're just looking down on parodies because you don't personally care for the concept, and that's fine—that's your right. But saying parodies are the absolute bottom of cinematic art is a stretch; there are way too many quality comedies out there for me to agree with that. And as for that point about famous names... LOL.😂 Does having a big name automatically mean a movie is good, regardless of the genre?? I wouldn't say so.👍
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Elizabeth Garcia2 said:Parodies are just a low-rent genre... Honestly, you’ll never find a real filmmaker—someone with actual talent or even a shred of cinematic craft—who would ever deign to make a parody.
It's just bottom-of-the-barrel hacks, those third-rate types at the very bottom of the Hollywood food chain, who churn them out.
The end result? Just a bunch of nauseatingly bad movies made for people who clearly have zero taste in cinema.
Fortunately for them, that demographic is massive, which makes making parodies a pretty lucrative business model...
But it has absolutely nothing to do with film as an art form. Or common sense.

Come on, don't talk nonsense... those highly acclaimed Mel Brooks and Monty Python member movies aren't "low art" like David Price5 claims. Taste is one thing, but movie quality is something else entirely...
Honestly, parody is an incredibly tough genre. You actually have to be clever and funny to parody something effectively, especially if it's a cult classic, because you don't want to just be offensive for the sake of it. Sure, most of what's out today is total trash and makes no sense, but some of those old classics? They’re legit masterpieces of the genre...👍

By the way... forgot to mention a phenomenal parody series... "Sledge Hammer!"... the way they poke fun at Dirty Harry... it's brilliant hahah... when he pulls a bazooka out of the trunk, aims at a sniper on a rooftop, levels the whole building, and goes..."I think I got him", legendary!🙏
Anyone else a fan of parodies? in Movies ·
Interesting... looks like parodies aren't exactly a crowd favorite around here. I get it, though. Given how much garbage gets dumped on us lately under the guise of a parody—stuff like Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Superhero movie, Date Movie, or Scary Movie (though the first one actually held up)—it’s hard to stay optimistic.
I live for parodies, but those old-school ones hit different. I’d say the heavy hitters are definitely The Naked Gun trilogy, the Airplane! series, the Hot Shots! series, Loaded Weapon, Police Squad!, Top Secret!, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and Austin Powers. Then you've got stuff like Mars Attacks! and Galaxy Quest—which is such an obvious and killer Galaxy Quest parody of Star Trek.
Transformers in Movies ·
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