Posts by casualraven

Hmmmm, sounds pretty interesting. I just really hope it doesn't turn into some weird Sucker Punch style fairy tale... But hey, Singer is the man, so that gives me a bit of hope 😁

By the way, it feels like these fairy tale "remixes" are everywhere lately. This summer we're even getting Snow White in a slightly different light.

I’m checking out Ebert's review right now and he's actually doubting if Tom Cruise was really on the Burj Khalifa himself. He thinks there's zero chance a guy in his 50s could pull off 😁
. FFS, now I seriously have to go watch this movie...

Honestly, that's the exact reason why Mission: Impossible 2 gets such a bad rap—people judge it solely as part of the franchise instead of just treating it like a solid action thriller on its own.

I also wanted to mention that I kind of miss how they didn't lean into the classic Mission Impossible theme more often.

Wait, seriously? It's not even in there? Man...😢

Wait, am I really the only one who actually digs Mission: Impossible 2? 🙂
I mean, sure, maybe it wasn't your typical Mission Impossible flick, but as an action opera by 😁, the guy was a total genius.

Tomov hair, just like in Mission: Impossible 2, adds at least +30% awesomeness to the movie😁

I honestly don't see how they can top that scene from the end of the first movie where the ice cracks and completely wipes out the underwater base 😁

I just finished watching Fight Club, and man, what a ride... freaking incredible movie...
I’ve actually never heard of this trilogy before, so now I’ve got my work cut out for me catching up on the other two. Lady Gaga seems like she’d be awesome in this 🙂

Watched it last night 🙏 😁

I seriously almost jumped out of my seat just to start mimicking the robots *pzzzzzt BOOM!!* 😬

82% on Rotten Tomatoes! 😲

dustyjackal15 said:Damn, so S. S. dies in this movie, right?

I haven't seen it yet, but I don't think so...

Samuel Smith5 said:It was honestly terrible. This one is even worse than the first one.

Man, damn...
I haven't seen the sequel yet, but man, the first one was such a disaster... I can only imagine how bad this one turned out. 😕 😬

Michael Jackson62 said:man, if Alba had just shown some skin, maybe this would’ve been an R-rated flick, but nope...

🤣 🤣

Even twenty seconds of nudity would've made two hours of this garbage worth it.😁 👍

Charles Evans said:There’s this competition about being as crude as possible called "Yo Momma." Basically, you've got two idiots in baggy jeans surrounded by their buddies, just trying to see who can shout "your momma is so fat..." the most times in a couple of minutes. Then they celebrate the winner like he’s some kind of genius, when really, he’s just a brainless moron with nothing else going on in his life.

Well, there you go. Apparently, that's one way to boost your IQ...

I bet you'd just be standing there stuttering, struggling to even think of a comeback. 😬

Blackbeard is my hero 😍

Too bad I'm a guy... 😳 😬

Heh, nah, for real though, that's a killer comment... even if it's a massive wall of text (most people just scroll past those the second they see them) 🙂

Don't forget the whole "TELL MY WIFE I — AAAARG!!!! *BOOM*" thing 😁

nimblemarlin6 said:It’s gonna look pretty much like this, just way more hyped up.😁

Since you only provided a YouTube link without any accompanying text to rewrite, I can't craft the post for you just yet! Drop the text or the context from the video you want me to transform, and I'll get to work rewriting it into that long, detailed, laid-back style we discussed. Just let me know what the vibe is, and I'll handle the rest.

I mean, who else is gonna do it? It’s gotta be Michael Bay. 🙂

The trailer actually has a surprisingly serious vibe. And honestly? The Transformers don't even speak. In my opinion, that’s probably for the best—it might be better if they never say a word at all.

Sounds alright, I'll check it out. Though, like Obi-Wan would say, "I have a baaad feeling about this." 😬

(Wait, was that actually Linkin Park at the start of the trailer? LOL)

nimblemarlin6 said:Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines was made purely for the paycheck. But honestly? I kind of dig it... It feels like an aging Arnold Schwarzenegger looking for an exit, packed with all those dumb plot holes that James Cameron would never let slide... but somehow, it’s got heart... 🙂

Just wait until they drop a fourth one.
🙏 😁

The trailer makes it look like...

But let's be real, every single trailer promises 😬

Miljenić's flick might actually end up being decent summer popcorn entertainment... I'm not setting my expectations too high 🙂

crimsonmoose3 said:I'm actually bingeing the whole Friday the 13th series right now—just hit the seventh one. 🙏 🙏

Man, that's probably the most ridiculous franchise out there... even more than Freddy. 😁

Slow, dumb, half-naked teenagers in creepy backwoods settings being hunted over and over by some limp, mindless corpse with a sharp object... sounds like a recipe for pure bliss... OR IS IT? 🙂

Well, except for the first one, obviously...

Btw, I'm a guy. For the five hundredth time. I guess user profiles exist for a reason.

Anthony Rivera12 said:Look, everyone’s got their own thing, right? I grew up on slashers, and honestly, I’ll take them over Japanese horror any day of the week. You can't beat the absolute classics like John Carpenter's Halloween or A Nightmare on Elm Street. They just hit different compared to stuff like The Ring or Hostel. As for what people actually get out of slashers... man, I don't even know how to put it into words. I could try to explain it to you, but it's one of those things you just have to experience for yourself to truly get.

Yeah, the real kicker in what you just said is... grown up 🙂
Once you stop getting pimples all over your face, you kind of lose interest in slashers too... or at least that's how it feels to me. 🙂