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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Hey everyone, watch yourselves on the road. The highway isn't a racetrack. You'll get there eventually. Just take it easy...

Seriously, way too many news stories about crashes lately. Ugh...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Nancy Sanchez31 said:I suppose the gates of hell are wide open now, just swallowing up the souls of wicked mortals☕

Watch out, buddy, you might cut yourself on that sharp edge you're swinging around in this post ☕.

Let's be real, Darkthrone is way too legit a duo to be boring listeners with such literal, recycled messages they've said a thousand times already...

Probably the most important and influential project in extreme music. I’m putting them above Bathory, and I definitely reached that conclusion after this latest album. No one else has messed with so many different genres while being this successful, or lasted this long

Paul Martinez73 said:Not gonna quote anyone here
Look, there’s a massive difference between running a business in the States and leasing a car for tax write-offs, versus being some guy washing dishes in Chicago for minimum wage, crammed into a tiny studio apartment with three other people, and then deciding to finance a brand new Audi A7 just to flex on everyone... You barely drive the thing two days a week since you can't even afford the gas to get to work, making the whole thing a total waste of money.

And honestly, I know plenty of people who moved over here and did exactly that—it's practically a cliché. Within three months of landing, they're already dropping cash on a car... and not even a sensible one, but the absolute latest model just because they can...

Then go flex your wealth in a beat-up old Ford since you're such a genius

As far as phones go, I haven't found a single one I didn't want to smash to pieces, and I haven't met a single person I didn't end up doing it to eventually...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
New Darkthrone 🙏🙏 . Man, these guys are just unstoppable...

Tom G could only dream about dropping an album in 2019 that actually had the raw energy of those early Celtic Frost days ☕ .

just a pipe dream ☕
Nickname change (read first post!) in Forum Help! ·
I honestly didn't think you guys up in admin had such long memories.

I figured I could just slip under the radar by changing my handle—like nobody would notice... but apparently, everything is logged on the server.

Whatever. If I can't play it this way, I'll just grab a new nickname and move on. But if anyone tries to swipe my idea in the meantime, they're gonna regret it ☕.

Take care
Nickname change (read first post!) in Forum Help! ·
read it.

but I’m just not seeing how this guy's situation relates to mine at all...

all I'm trying to do is tack on a suffix to my current handle to make it sound more American, which seems totally fine based on that second point in the intro post. The core of the name isn't even changing. It stays the same.
Besides, I only post on one single PDF where everyone recognizes me instantly and thinks I'm some clone, whereas everywhere else on the forum, I'm anonymous regardless of what my name is.

hoping my request actually gets taken seriously...
have a good afternoon.
Nickname change (read first post!) in Forum Help! ·
Hey there.

Can we get a correction over at unknown?

Have a good one...
Top or loser? in Soccer ·
when we’re talking about losers, you can't ignore Marcel Bielsa... he’s basically spent his whole career failing, yet somehow everyone still acts like he’s some kind of genius
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Roberts46 said:Honestly, I’d hand out guns to everyone if it meant people didn't have to just take a beating because they're physically smaller. In this case, the guy was half the age of his attacker. It's absurd that some lowlife can throw a punch and potentially walk away scot-free while the victim is left dealing with the aftermath. Maybe people should think about that more often. Of course, legally speaking, that's a non-starter, but I wouldn't mind seeing someone finally put a bullet in a thug like that.

Arming the public makes sense only if you're living in some John Carpenter horror flick. I’ve had plenty of wild thoughts cross my mind, but "damn, maybe a bullet to the head wouldn't be so bad" has never been one of them... and I doubt it ever will be.

America is mostly chill, full of regular people who actually respect tradition and go to church, not some chaotic mess like the Bronx back in the 80s. I know those conservative clowns in Congress get a lot of hype these days, but we can't just take their delusional takes and pretend they apply to our reality...

brightpilot6 said:Why go with handguns? Why not tasers or some other alternative? They serve the exact same purpose of leveling the playing field, yet the risk to life caused by someone being clumsy or inexperienced is immeasurably lower.

By the way, given this absolute obsession with every single damn fire, we might as well just declare a national day of mourning. Since tragedy 🤦

Probably just a bunch of keyboard warriors acting like geniuses on Facebook, complaining about the Temple of Artemis after Herostratus torched it...☕.

It’s not like this is some massive tragedy that needs a national day of mourning, but we can't just sit here and act like this kind of destruction doesn't matter. Whether it’s someone messing with a neighbor's fence or destroying one of humanity's greatest masterpieces like this... it shouldn't be met with total indifference...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
here are some doc recs





if I had a time machine, I’d head straight back to 1969 to rural Arkansas, just to find this guy and have him teach me some real self-defense... 🙏

and in that scenario, I'd be 😂

about Issie
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:Is there actually any plagiarism happening in the black metal scene?

To me, it sounds like a tractor being fed into a woodchipper filled with fifteen angry cats.🙂

You missed the mark; I’d say it sounds more like someone finally breaking through a sound barrier at the very end.🙂

Just ask your buddy when he's swinging by... he might actually know what he's talking about more than you think... ☕

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Amanda Evans2 said:To hell with all that metal and industrial junk, listen to something with actual soul for once
I’m talking legends like Elvis Presley, Otis Redding, or even Johnny Cash
Feed your heart and just let yourself drown in the emotion.
Go ahead, let a tear fall while you listen to Buddy Holly or Ben E. King out in the winter chill

If... Whatever...

Everything I do is pure emotion...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Check out this absolute gem coming straight from across the pond

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...composer=false

God, has there ever been a time in history where this many lunatics were allowed to just wander around aimlessly like this... 🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
To black metal is pure gold to those who actually believe...

but how would you preppy, pale losers even know 😉...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:Look, it’s not as if you’re going to land the number four spot on the Republican primary ballot for Cleveland just by playing along.
And it isn't like they'll kick you off the ticket just because you disagree.

but handing out these kinds of pats on the back just risks losing any shred of respect from someone like Patrick Martin😉
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
steelharbor9 said:Oh, I'll be around, Sebastian. Generally speaking, once you hit about 16 years old, trying to link music taste to someone's personality is a total miss.🤷 During those high school years, sure, it might be somewhat on point.

For me, I still find myself blasting a power metal album every couple of months, even though stylistically it's mostly garbage. I just feel like it sometimes! And before or after that, I'll go straight to Aretha Franklin or maybe some classic rock, I have no clue🤷

Yeah, whatever... 🤣

It's basically like those people who obsess over astrology and start preaching about how Capricorns are stubborn, Pisces are legends, and Virgos are just pathological liars... or whatever that nonsense is...

There’s definitely a weird connection between what people listen to and how they actually act... People with the same vibe and interests always seem to gravitate toward the same stuff...
I’d bet my life savings that most of the playlists from these Madrid fans are just nothing but light, upbeat pop tunes... which isn't even a bad thing, I guess...

Walter Grant5 said:thanks for the tip. i'll get to it once i'm done trolling everyone else👍

no joke, thanks.

it’s wild how people can obsess over all the negativity in Game of Thrones and call it epic, but then look at someone listening to black metal like they're crazy. or even jazz—you always get that crowd acting shocked because someone actually listens to jazz😲 the way😲

God...🤦

Why are you even surprised? Your favorite guy from Objective, brightpilot6, is just a total hypocrite and a massive provocateur...

Morning... ☕

ruggedjackal46 and the rest of us VB16 crew read that ages ago...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:I suppose it is a bit of a stretch to bridge the gap between all that raw destruction, aggression, anarchy, and pure grumpiness—which is what that genre suggests to me—and the act of raking in cash at some high-end, polished concert venue.

If you really wanted to give listeners that true sensory experience, wouldn't you host the show in a literal junkyard or some gritty dive bar down a back alley? ☕

But hey, I’m just messing around; people listen to whatever they want, it's just that this particular style has always felt like a direct pipeline to emotions I don't particularly value, like rage or anger, so I've never quite grasped the motivation behind leaning into them. Or perhaps I just outgrew that phase of life where you feel the need to wear your frustration on your sleeve.

I don't see aggression or anger in Black Metal; I see strength and power. That's why it's always appealed to me, even if it comes with a bunch of childish idiots attached to it. For me, it's the kind of music that just crushes weakness right out of you...

You won't find those flashy stages or high-end concerts in BM very often. In other metal genres, sure, but Black Metal is different. Even then, the bands that actually sell out might polish their sound to fit the mainstream, but plenty of others just skip live shows entirely to stay anonymous.
Black Metal is supposed to be about isolation and staying far away from the spotlight and everything the mainstream stands for...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Nancy Sanchez31 said:


If your crew had been listening to this yesterday, it would’ve been a total blowout, a 5:0 kind of situation.


Man, this stuff brings the dead back to life...🙏



Don't even listen to brightpilot6. Following Real Madrid for years has totally fried his ability to judge anything. Damn, it is what it is. Years of that kind of obsession have gotta take a toll somewhere...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:I'm with you on that. I wasn't trying to bring up Burzum or whatever for a reason. That stuff is common knowledge, and honestly, me mentioning Dimmu Borgir isn't some massive life crisis for me. I actually own one of their albums, and I think this specific one they put out is decent, Jack Diaz4. Their later stuff feels pretty weak compared to their early era, and yeah, they’re definitely posers musically. It doesn't bother me, but let's be real—it's just not believable. Screw it.

Like I said before, just because something’s "underground" doesn't mean it actually rocks. Especially in Black Metal and stuff like that. Just because it's obscure doesn't make it good.

Well, I don't either. Most of those fringe acts stay on the sidelines for a reason, just like how mainstream popularity usually lines up with actual quality. We're basically saying the same thing, regardless of what we're arguing about.

brightpilot6 said:When I take a look at what you all are listening to, certain things start to make a lot more sense to me.

The Lord of the Rings version of terrifying 🤣

Then go listen to some Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen and stare out the window feeling all nostalgic.

Jack Miller6 said:Robert Torres, what was that doom song you used to have in your signature? I just got home after getting absolutely wrecked in a fight and it really hit the spot, but my brain was basically mush at the time. 🤣 All I remember is there's a clip of a phone call in the middle where some paranoid guy is talking to himself.🤣


This is probably what you mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uhcZYaDNFw
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:Look, I’m not saying this is some deep moral crisis. I’m talking strictly about the music as an end product. When certain guys churn out tracks like they do, they aren't just mimicking what they heard somewhere else. And obviously, not everyone worships these people just because they've committed crimes. Case in point: when I first saw that Burzum video, I didn't know any of the backstory. But man, the track gave me chills just because it was damn good. Within the context of what makes music "good," anyway.

Those were just extreme cases. Take Immortal, for instance—they actually get the joke. They aren't some violent morons. Plenty of other famous guys are the same way.

That murder? Pure heat of passion. Nothing ritualistic about it. Just some psycho snapping.

What's your take on Roman Polanski movies or that whole Phil Spector wall of sound thing?

So, why is someone like David Cronenberg considered a "serious" artist while some black metal kid is automatically labeled a joke? Both sides aren't out there actually hurting anyone or trying to change real-world laws—they’re just pushing their ideas through art. It's all just different channels.



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There are actually some decent guys in that Black Metal scene who work their asses off just to maintain this fake "evil" persona.
The funniest one has to be Gaahl from Gorgoroth 🤣. I saw this interview on YouTube ages ago where the guy is sitting in the dark sipping red wine, and between sips, he's casually claiming he ate someone... like just toes or whatever. I was dying laughing. Such a try-hard 🤣

Rachel Cooper3 said:Using soccer terms: is Cradle of Filth basically PSG, while Dimmu Borgir is more like Man City? ☕

facts
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:I can't tell if I'm just finally losing my patience, or if this kind of aggressive Facebook commentary is simply how the younger generation chooses to interact these days.

In any case, when you realize that the local pub you frequent has become overrun by idiots—or more specifically, groups of people you personally deem to be idiots—isn't the most sensible move to just find a different bar?

The real smart play is to ditch the whole bar scene and those drunken chats with random bums altogether. Just head home to your wife and actually get some productive yard work done☕

It’s spring now, perfect time for pruning fruit trees or running the trimmer through the bushes, stuff like that.

Walter Grant5 said:sorry, I don't do "nobodies" just because they're nobodies☕

it's about how things evolve over time. that's on the people, not some calculated move during production. depends on how you look at it, but calling this "mass-market catering" doesn't fly with me. a guy like Burzum isn't trying to play to the crowd, and neither are these bands. but hey, even obscure metal had to grab its slice of the pie as everything went mainstream. every art genre eventually gets its own pop category. plus, underground extreme metal isn't automatically high quality just because it wasn't made for the radio. these bands aren't underground, sure, but they aren't selling out either.

whatever. by that logic, John Maus is mainstream, and those guys playing bass in hipster indie bands will look down their noses at you if you tell them you actually dig him.☕

That's what I was getting at, I just phrased it poorly. It's that typical self-proclaimed "true" crowd belief that anything not totally isolated or despised by the mainstream isn't worth a damn. As for the bands that actually shaped the movement? Everyone knows them now, people are interested in them, they listen occasionally, and there are probably movies about them.
So it's hilarious when these people act like "posers" like Dimmu Borgir and their fans are some massive life crisis. Usually, as examples of "real" underground, they immediately bring up Burzum or Darkthrone—the most exposed ones of all, which anyone who spent even an hour looking into the genre knows exist.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:here's my playlist:


Burzum - Dunkelheit


Dissection - Night's Blood

Emperor - I am the
Black Wizards


Burzum - War

everyone knows the names and faces behind these acts now... they're way too sanitized for the mainstream crowd ☕