Die Hard franchise
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So, just give us a straight answer then—why on earth wasn't Willis in Titanic. 🙂
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Die Hard franchise
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casualtiger2 said:Did you know Bruce Willis actually turned down the chance to star in Titanic?
They ended up going with DiCaprio in the end.
Why do you think that was?
Probably because he would've just saved everyone. 🤣
Lords of Salem (2012/13)
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Release date officially set for April 26, 2013.
A zombie movie
plus a few posters
A zombie movie
plus a few posters
Goodfellas (2013)
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The trailer looks killer, honestly. The concept is solid, and I’ve got a feeling the actual movie is gonna crush it just because the cast is freaking legendary—I mean, we're talking Al Pacino and Christopher Walken here. Now, I guess the real question is whether the director just cherry-picked all the best bits for the trailer or if the whole movie actually holds up like that. 🙂
Parker (2013)
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Parker (2013)
(man, what a suggestive poster)
Jason Statham is back in yet another crime-action flick! Hell yeah! 🙂 Jason is just doing what he does best—it's pretty much what I expect—and since the plot is probably as simple as they come, I’m just looking forward to a ton of broken bones, solid action, and all that good stuff you want from a movie like this. It's definitely one of those action movies I've been keeping an eye on for next year. And hey, we actually get to see Jennifer Lopez teaming up with Statham in an action role, which is basically perfection, right? 🙂
Anyway, the movie hits US theaters on January 25th next year, and it’s directed by Taylor Hackford (you know, *The Devil's Advocate*, *Ray*, *Proof of Life*), plus we've got Nick Nolta among the more recognizable faces...
Storyline:
IMDb
Trailer
Here is the link with some interesting posters and stills, just scroll through to check them out. 🙂
(man, what a suggestive poster)
Jason Statham is back in yet another crime-action flick! Hell yeah! 🙂 Jason is just doing what he does best—it's pretty much what I expect—and since the plot is probably as simple as they come, I’m just looking forward to a ton of broken bones, solid action, and all that good stuff you want from a movie like this. It's definitely one of those action movies I've been keeping an eye on for next year. And hey, we actually get to see Jennifer Lopez teaming up with Statham in an action role, which is basically perfection, right? 🙂
Anyway, the movie hits US theaters on January 25th next year, and it’s directed by Taylor Hackford (you know, *The Devil's Advocate*, *Ray*, *Proof of Life*), plus we've got Nick Nolta among the more recognizable faces...
Storyline:
A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist.
IMDb
Trailer
Here is the link with some interesting posters and stills, just scroll through to check them out. 🙂
Fast & Furious X (2012)
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The movie isn't even out yet and people are already leaking what the Blu-ray packaging is gonna look like.
And here's a little bit of sexy Tanit Phoenix, just so we're all on the same page. 😁
And here's a little bit of sexy Tanit Phoenix, just so we're all on the same page. 😁
The Conjuring (2013)
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The Conjuring (2013)
Man, when I first saw the poster, I honestly thought maybe they’d released Dark film 5 or something... but then I actually looked at the title and was even more surprised.
So, Marlon Wayans is both the writer and one of the actors for this parody of the Paranormal Activity franchise, and it hits US theaters on January 11th, 2013.
I gotta be real though—the trailer didn't exactly blow me away or make me crack up (maybe they're just saving the good stuff for the actual movie?), but hey, it’s Marlon Wayans and it's the first big official take on Paranormal Activity, so I guess I'm holding out hope it'll be decent.
Besides Marlon, the cast has some pretty recognizable names too: Nick Swardson, David Koechner, and Cedric the Entertainer.
IMDb
Official Trailer
Man, when I first saw the poster, I honestly thought maybe they’d released Dark film 5 or something... but then I actually looked at the title and was even more surprised.
So, Marlon Wayans is both the writer and one of the actors for this parody of the Paranormal Activity franchise, and it hits US theaters on January 11th, 2013.
I gotta be real though—the trailer didn't exactly blow me away or make me crack up (maybe they're just saving the good stuff for the actual movie?), but hey, it’s Marlon Wayans and it's the first big official take on Paranormal Activity, so I guess I'm holding out hope it'll be decent.
Besides Marlon, the cast has some pretty recognizable names too: Nick Swardson, David Koechner, and Cedric the Entertainer.
IMDb
Official Trailer
Slasher
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Silent Night, Deadly Night
Spoiler alert!
So, it’s been like a month since I sat through this "cult classic" slasher, which means I’ve probably forgotten some details... but man, I definitely haven't forgotten how much it sucked.
Look, I don't have a problem with 80s flicks, low-budget horror, or cheesy special effects—that's half the fun—but here? Everything was just poorly done. For starters, the intro is super weird, the whole sequence showing him growing up is clunky, the kill effects are rough, the acting is... well, yeah. It’s all just bad and totally misses the mark. I gotta say, the actual concept is actually great, but they just blew the execution. You've got this Boy who watches Santa Claus murder his parents right in front of him, then the trauma from the group home sends him over the edge, and he starts hallucinating that he's Santa Claus coming to punish all the naughty kids... It takes until maybe the 40-minute mark before the killing even starts, and honestly, the way they handled it was so amateurish it was almost funny... I'm really hoping the remake manages to be better than this, at least in a few spots...
I’d give you guys a link to the full movie with subtitles on YouTube, but someone already nuked it. 🤣 Honestly, I should've just spent those 79 minutes staring at this cool poster instead.
3/10
Spoiler alert!
So, it’s been like a month since I sat through this "cult classic" slasher, which means I’ve probably forgotten some details... but man, I definitely haven't forgotten how much it sucked.
Look, I don't have a problem with 80s flicks, low-budget horror, or cheesy special effects—that's half the fun—but here? Everything was just poorly done. For starters, the intro is super weird, the whole sequence showing him growing up is clunky, the kill effects are rough, the acting is... well, yeah. It’s all just bad and totally misses the mark. I gotta say, the actual concept is actually great, but they just blew the execution. You've got this Boy who watches Santa Claus murder his parents right in front of him, then the trauma from the group home sends him over the edge, and he starts hallucinating that he's Santa Claus coming to punish all the naughty kids... It takes until maybe the 40-minute mark before the killing even starts, and honestly, the way they handled it was so amateurish it was almost funny... I'm really hoping the remake manages to be better than this, at least in a few spots...
I’d give you guys a link to the full movie with subtitles on YouTube, but someone already nuked it. 🤣 Honestly, I should've just spent those 79 minutes staring at this cool poster instead.
3/10
Jack the Ripper (2012)
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The trailer looks pretty decent, though I haven't actually sat down to watch the original one yet...
Bruce Willis
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He's such an incredible actor—honestly one of my absolute favorites. Just a total Badass in every single movie he does!🙂
Slasher
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@Jerry Martinez50 drop those impressions here once you've checked it out. 🙂
Slasher
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I mean, I’m sure you guys all know this horror subgenre by now.
But hey, if you don't, consider yourself officially caught up! 😁
The main reason I'm starting this thread—since there isn't one on this forum yet, which is honestly kind of a crime... I mean, someone more experienced than me probably should've stepped up sooner, but I just couldn't sit here anymore knowing we didn't have a dedicated "Slasher" topic going on. 😁 Also, I'm doing this because it's easily one of my favorite horror niches... I mean, the sheer amount of cult classics and iconic killers out there is insane... 😍
Anyway, enough rambling, let's get into it! Dive in, everyone! 🙂
Just a little intro here, some basic info to get us started.
If anyone wants to go down a rabbit hole and get way more detailed info on anything regarding the Slasher genre, you can always look it up on Wikipedia
Dropping a couple of images here just for the vibes. 🙂
But hey, if you don't, consider yourself officially caught up! 😁
The main reason I'm starting this thread—since there isn't one on this forum yet, which is honestly kind of a crime... I mean, someone more experienced than me probably should've stepped up sooner, but I just couldn't sit here anymore knowing we didn't have a dedicated "Slasher" topic going on. 😁 Also, I'm doing this because it's easily one of my favorite horror niches... I mean, the sheer amount of cult classics and iconic killers out there is insane... 😍
Anyway, enough rambling, let's get into it! Dive in, everyone! 🙂
Just a little intro here, some basic info to get us started.
A Slasher film is a subgenre of horror film, and at times thriller, typically involving a mysterious psychopathic killer stalking and killing a sequence of victims usually in a graphically violent manner, often with a cutting tool such as a knife or axe. Although the term "Slasher" may be used as a generic term for any horror movie involving graphic acts of murder, the Slasher as a genre has its own set of characteristics which set it apart from related genres like the splatter film.
If anyone wants to go down a rabbit hole and get way more detailed info on anything regarding the Slasher genre, you can always look it up on Wikipedia
Dropping a couple of images here just for the vibes. 🙂
Lords of Salem (2012/13)
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The Lords of Salem
Rob Zombie motherfuckers!
So, late 2012 or maybe early 2013, we're getting Rob Zombie's The Lords of Salem. Man, I am seriously hyped for this one. I mean, I've always had respect for 😲Rob Zombie as an artist—you know, the singer, the director, all of it. The guy just has these dark, twisted ideas he wants to put on screen, and honestly, props to him for everything he's done so far, both with the movies and the music (separate from this, obviously).
His takes on > were actually pretty decent—he changed enough stuff up to make them interesting, which I liked; the guy's got vision. H2 wasn't exactly a perfect remake, but it was weird and different enough that I'm cool with it. And I actually dug the first remake because it went deep into Michael's childhood and how his head got so messed up.
Some of his other stuff includes: House of 1000 Corpses (2003), Devil's Rejects (2006), and that animated flick The Haunted World of el Superbeasto (2009).
Alright, let me dive a bit deeper into this upcoming movie.
As usual, his sexy wife Sheri Moon Zombie is gonna be in it too. I thought she was great as the "mother" in Halloween. We also got Sid Haig joining the cast, who was awesome in House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects. You can check the rest of the cast over on IMDb. 😁
Filming kicked off back on October 17, 2011, and it should be dropping sometime in early 2013. Though, if you look at Wikipedia, it says it might show up at the Sundance Film Festival around September 10, 2012...
Zombie actually dropped a song called "The Lords of Salem" way back in 2006 on his solo album Educated Horses. Now it looks like it's finally time to bring those ideas to life on the big screen. All in all, we'll just have to see how our boy Rob handles it this time. I bet all the metalheads, Zombie fans, and horror buffs are gonna be pretty stoked for this new release. 😁
Quote : plot Heidi
Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at the local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the ‘Big H Radio Team’. A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, "a gift from the Lords". She assumes it's a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords’ record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma. Later, Whitey plays the Lords’ record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners. The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they're expecting; the original Lords of Salem are returning, and they're out for blood.
Fast & Furious X (2012)
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silentcanyon58 said:While I actually had a blast watching the first one, it’s such a rare occurrence when a remake actually manages to outshine the original film
(On the flip side, it's incredibly tough to top that classic (!) and yeah, let's be honest, the title looks like something straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon! 🤣)
By the time I hit the second movie, I felt like I'd seen enough. I guess I'll check this one out, but mostly just to say I did.
Well, what else do you expect from the 70s? 😁
Yeah, the second one was definitely worse than the first, but based on the trailer, maybe the third one will actually be an upgrade over the sequel.
Fast & Furious X (2012)
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John Peterson3 said:
I rest my case...
Man, the image isn't even showing up.
