Posts by Dennis Miller

Take a sip of water first... hold one hand high in the air, put the pill in, swallow, and then finish with another drink. That trick with the hand in the air should work perfectly. Let me know how it goes.

Is a fever of 99.5 possible with a sinus infection?
I have pain around my nose and eyes, plus my teeth and palate are aching.😢

Look, I didn't undergo surgery, but I had to reset it myself... manually, without any anesthesia, while it was still swollen from the impact.
It hurts, there's blood spraying everywhere, and I was completely swollen for a month afterward. I ended up spending seven days in the hospital. They pack your nose with meters of gauze tampons, and you just deal with all that constant drainage. Thank God, it’s back to being straight now, just like before. Heh.

You might be dealing with a sinus infection yourself...

People... I don't know what kind of virus this is, but this one is the real deal. It’s been hitting me hard for ten days straight. Fever, coughing, congestion, earaches, headaches, muscle aches... I went through an entire pharmacy's worth of medication. The symptoms have finally subsided, but I'm still stuck in bed because I am completely wiped out. A lot of people are dealing with this crap, and for everyone, it lasts well over ten days.

Hemorrhoids... my exhaust pipe basically gave out after dealing with too much stress and bad decisions.
It’s not a crisis, but go see a doctor. I’ve never dealt with them myself, but I’ve seen photos of the external ones—they look like they might actually pop if you sit down. The internal ones seem a bit more manageable.

Mark Davis62 said:Does anyone know an American company I can work with to buy bulk orders, like GPS units from China? I found a supplier on MadeInChina and already reached out. I’ve got the pricing and terms squared away. Now I just need to wire the funds and wait for delivery. That said, I’ve heard some pretty horror stories about these deals going south.
Does a verified list of trustworthy Chinese suppliers actually exist? Or better yet, is there a domestic firm that handles everything—importing, customs paperwork, and quality inspections over in China?

Any business registered for importing can bring goods in, provided the product meets all regulatory standards.

Bryan Fowler4 said:If you want results, invest in high-quality whey. It isn't just some cheap powder. You can't claim a kilo of protein when it's mostly filler $33 ... nobody knows what kind of junk they're pumping into these cheap brands 🙂

Flour, powdered sugar, artificial flavoring... it's all garbage.

Just eat meat.

feralridge83 said:One more thing regarding my choice of Microsoft. It came down to the price tag. It isn't the gold standard, but that’s just the reality of being a student—you have to watch your budget. Honestly, the best meal plan available is the campus dining hall. Dining hall food is king.😂

Explain it to me. I don't know—I stepped away from those circles a few years back, but:

How on earth can 4kg of protein from Microsoft cost that much? $133A kilogram of protein powder, like something from Boeing 747. $90Those prices seemed a bit high.

Regarding Paul McCartney

http://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jasc8.jpg

Seriously... what kind of woman is your ex if you only find her attractive when you're drunk?

A computer equipped with a VIP Mobile SIM card so I can connect to the forums.

Maybe you’ve just internalized a cycle of failures, letting them loop in your head until they define your reality.
Focus on fixing your life. Forget about the girl who left you; there are millions of others out there, and plenty will be better. It’s actually a blessing she walked away now while you're still young rather than ten years down the line.
Start investing in yourself. Hit the gym, eat clean, and stop moping. My advice? Go see a urologist. They’ll give you a straight answer on what's actually going on.

George Bailey2 said:Ask on the fantasy subforum.

I have one! Go work construction or dig ditches by hand.

placidjackal36 said:If someone wants to take steroids, they should just eat eggs. The yolks contain cholesterol, which is technically a steroid. 🙂
Second, I wouldn't recommend buying it... unless you have a fetish for seeing blood on the page. 🤣

OT? What on earth possessed you? Why on earth would you even write about blood from steroids?
I took them for five years and saw zero results. As for the cholesterol, you’ll likely end up with fatty liver disease instead.

Building a perfect physique is incredibly difficult. It depends on several factors: genetic predisposition, steroids, persistence, mental toughness, knowledge, diet, training, and most importantly, discipline. Money.!

It’s like something out of a movie. First, you work yourself into a perfect physique. Then, if you have heavy hair growth, you’re forced to shave every single day just to be seen in public. You can't walk around looking shredded and hairy like an animal. The guys posing for magazines? They train twice a day and eat strictly. A few days before a shoot, they’ll even take diuretics to flush out water weight so their muscle definition hits its peak, then they pump up right before the camera clicks. Look, you grind for a year to hit that peak. Once you get there, you have to start eating like a maniac again because you spent three months living on nothing but protein. Eventually, your mental state cracks. You end up taking a higher dose of steroids, and once that happens, you're never satisfied again.

Anonymous said:Where can I get steroids?

Don't go there. Take my advice.

Morgan Williams4 said:I want to know if smoking can actually cause lung pain. I keep getting this constant, slight pressure in one lung or the other, sometimes both at once. Even right now, taking a deep breath causes a dull ache in my chest. Is it possible this is from smoking?

Go search Google for lung cancer images.

Then decide for yourself if a smoker's lungs can hurt.😲

Kyle Long6 said:If I ate that much meat in one day, I wouldn't wake up tomorrow. I don't even eat that much in an entire week, which is why my weight stays steady. I also didn't mention that I've never touched a cigarette or a drop of alcohol in my life. I wonder what my weight would be if I actually used either—or both. I'd probably be massive.

Hello? If you aren't eating anything, how can you be surprised that you're thin? You can't gain weight without food. Try eating more. If you aren't hungry, force it down anyway.

Arthur Ross68 said:The most efficient path to building strength and muscle density is consistent resistance training paired with a high-protein diet. There are no shortcuts. Lift heavy, focus on progressive overload, and prioritize recovery. As for achieving a tanned, aesthetic physique, it comes down to skin health and controlled UV exposure. A solid skincare routine is non-negotiable for the face. For the body, consistent sun exposure or a high-quality self-tanning regimen works best. Results require discipline.😕

A mountain of steroids... and a pile of cash.
If you're looking for a tan, try the tanning beds. Or, if you just want a quick one-day glow, go to Helix and get a Protam session.

There are plenty of ways to crash your testosterone production and tank your libido. Honestly, I don't see the logic in wanting this, but if you insist, here is how you do it:

Pick up some steroids, whether injectable or oral. Use some testosterone, maybe some Oxandrolone, though I suspect Testosterone Enanthate would be your best bet... run it for two or three months. When the cycle ends, just refuse to take anything to restart your own production—no HCG, no Clomid, no Mesterolone. Your natural levels will shut down while your receptors try to recover from the exogenous hormones, and they won't bounce back to normal easily. Do that two or three times and you're done.

Anything else?

Switch to a strict vegetarian diet.

Still looking?

Fall into a deep depression.

p.s. Life doesn't always go according to plan. Things have to go wrong sometimes. Just deal with it.