Where can I find, buy, or... "borrow" these? (Mega-thread) :D

😁 Don't go buying anything. God bless you, but he could easily get hurt by some multi-purpose tool lying around the house instead.

I have another tip for you—keys.
But make sure it's a heavy ring of at least four or five, maybe even three if you're desperate. You grab them in your fist and slide the keys through your fingers so they peek out over the top of your hand... Lethal. 😳

I'm guessing you've had some run-ins with an attacker before.
Did you at least make it out alive?

🤣

Not. Quite. But I am getting there... 😁

I’m assuming you’re always playing it safe when you head out... Using protection, obviously...

How much cash would you drop on this?

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:I’m assuming you’re always playing it safe when you head out... Using protection, obviously...

Actually, I mean condoms. 😁
As for other kinds of protection, I just bring my boyfriend along for the ride... 😁
Or maybe a few of them. 🙂 Or some battle-ready women... 🙂

Richard Thompson33 said:There's really no need to go out and buy anything; just grab an old valve—you know, the kind with those finger holes that looks a bit like a flower—and voila!...

👍 👍the best and most budget-friendly fix☕

Richard Thompson33 said:Actually, I mean condoms. 😁
As for other kinds of protection, I just bring my boyfriend along for the ride... 😁
Or maybe a few of them. 🙂 Or some battle-ready women... 🙂

And then when someone attacks you, you just shove the guy forward, huh?
So, you’re actually going to walk into that situation with your girlfriend? All you're gonna do is tell the attacker, "Look, she's got PMS, she just broke up with her boyfriend yesterday, and today is just not her day..." Good luck with that.🤣

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:And then when someone attacks you, you just shove the guy forward, huh?
So, you’re actually going to walk into that situation with your girlfriend? All you're gonna do is tell the attacker, "Look, she's got PMS, she just broke up with her boyfriend yesterday, and today is just not her day..." Good luck with that.🤣

Never! Back in the day, whenever we found ourselves in those spots, I always stood up for my man. I’m not some weakling who starts trouble and then stands on the sidelines while her boyfriend gets pummeled and eventually screams... ☕ Usually, I was jumping on the attacker's back instead. 😬 I won't even tell you how many things I've broken... 😳

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:And then when someone attacks you, you just shove the guy forward, huh?
So, you’re actually going to walk into that situation with your girlfriend? All you're gonna do is tell the attacker, "Look, she's got PMS, she just broke up with her boyfriend yesterday, and today is just not her day..." Good luck with that.🤣

That "I don't have to" part... you can see it from a mile away. 😁

Man, Sandy, you seriously need this .
This thing will bring everyone to their knees. Literally. And if you actually thought men didn't cry, just buy one and you'll see how wrong you are.
Honestly, I’m thinking about picking one up myself. You know, maybe when the local pub is so packed you can barely draw a breath. One click and I’d finally have some breathing room. 🙏

Pepper spray? A stun gun? Or maybe a taser? 😳

Richard Thompson33 said:Pepper spray? A stun gun? Or maybe a taser? 😳

does it even matter what someone buys? I suppose I would 😁

Man, this is getting intense. 🙂
With that, you’ll be running the whole damn show in town. 🙏

mistywolf17 said:does it even matter what someone buys? I suppose I would 😁

Take a look at this page I found for tear gas. They've got everything from stun guns and batons to knives, pepper spray—basically all the little "toys" you could want...😁

mistywolf17 said:does it even matter what someone buys? I suppose I would 😁

I honestly think it could be considered a punishable offense if Murja catches you doing that... 😁
I'm not entirely sure, but I think so...

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:Man, this is getting intense. 🙂
With that, you’ll be running the whole damn show in town. 🙏

I'm just standing here, feeling like I've finally hit my stride... 😳

Richard Thompson33 said:There's really no need to go out and buy anything; just grab an old valve—you know, the kind with those finger holes that looks a bit like a flower—and voila!...

You beat me to it. 🤣 🤣 🤣

amberorca192 said:You beat me to it. 🤣 🤣 🤣

See? It just goes to show that even the brightest minds think alike... 😬 😬 😬

Richard Thompson33 said:I honestly think it could be considered a punishable offense if Murja catches you doing that... 😁
I'm not entirely sure, but I think so...

I'm just standing here, feeling like I've finally hit my stride... 😳

So, according to that page, apparently it’s still okay to have.

Article 35, Section 1, Subsection 1 states the following:

Look, if you’re over 18, the rules are actually pretty straightforward for once. You can pick up air guns, gas guns, or signal flares without having to jump through all those bureaucratic hoops or file a bunch of paperwork. It also goes for bows and crossbows, provided the draw weight stays under that 100-pound limit. They're also letting people grab pepper sprays—the kind that use non-harmful irritants—along with rescue gear, livestock management tools, or various other industrial and technical gadgets, as long as you're using them exactly how they're supposed to be used. Honestly, it's about time they cut some of the red tape on the stuff we actually need.

So, looking at everything we’ve discussed—and keeping in mind what the Law actually says—buying, owning, or carrying pepper spray and stun guns for self-defense isn't some illegal underground activity. You don't need to jump through hoops or wait for a permit to get them; you can just pick them up. As far as the legal definition goes, those devices that use a high-voltage current to temporarily incapacitate someone? They aren't even classified as weapons.

Richard Thompson33 said:I honestly think it could be considered a punishable offense if Murja catches you doing that... 😁
I'm not entirely sure, but I think so...

I'm just standing here, feeling like I've finally hit my stride... 😳

😍

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:So, according to that page, apparently it’s still okay to have.

Article 35, Section 1, Subsection 1 states the following:

Look, if you’re over 18, the rules are actually pretty straightforward for once. You can pick up air guns, gas guns, or signal flares without having to jump through all those bureaucratic hoops or file a bunch of paperwork. It also goes for bows and crossbows, provided the draw weight stays under that 100-pound limit. They're also letting people grab pepper sprays—the kind that use non-harmful irritants—along with rescue gear, livestock management tools, or various other industrial and technical gadgets, as long as you're using them exactly how they're supposed to be used. Honestly, it's about time they cut some of the red tape on the stuff we actually need.

So, looking at everything we’ve discussed—and keeping in mind what the Law actually says—buying, owning, or carrying pepper spray and stun guns for self-defense isn't some illegal underground activity. You don't need to jump through hoops or wait for a permit to get them; you can just pick them up. As far as the legal definition goes, those devices that use a high-voltage current to temporarily incapacitate someone? They aren't even classified as weapons.

😍

Ohohohoho... :rubbing hands:

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:So, according to that page, apparently it’s still okay to have.

Article 35, Section 1, Subsection 1 states the following:

Look, if you’re over 18, the rules are actually pretty straightforward for once. You can pick up air guns, gas guns, or signal flares without having to jump through all those bureaucratic hoops or file a bunch of paperwork. It also goes for bows and crossbows, provided the draw weight stays under that 100-pound limit. They're also letting people grab pepper sprays—the kind that use non-harmful irritants—along with rescue gear, livestock management tools, or various other industrial and technical gadgets, as long as you're using them exactly how they're supposed to be used. Honestly, it's about time they cut some of the red tape on the stuff we actually need.

So, looking at everything we’ve discussed—and keeping in mind what the Law actually says—buying, owning, or carrying pepper spray and stun guns for self-defense isn't some illegal underground activity. You don't need to jump through hoops or wait for a permit to get them; you can just pick them up. As far as the legal definition goes, those devices that use a high-voltage current to temporarily incapacitate someone? They aren't even classified as weapons.

😍

😉

By the way, you can actually use a shocker as birth control.
When you think he’s about to finish, just press it against the testicles and flip the switch.
Even birth control pills aren't as reliable as this method. That is, if we're talking about the 750,000 V model.
The 10,000 V version isn't quite as foolproof, but it gets the job done.