Where can I find, buy, or... "borrow" these? (Mega-thread) :D

Truth. And they actually look pretty "normal" too. I might just pick some up before winter hits. Forget about shoveling snow...😬
Plus, not having to deal with any issues from the cops is their biggest selling point.

There’s a way where you can actually roll those debts over while simultaneously padding your pockets, so it would likely pay for itself quite rapidly...🙂 👍

They don't have them in red? 🤔
I mean, specifically for the boxers and all that... You could make a killing on that. Imagine, a knockout in the first round—not minutes, but seconds!! 🤣

Everything is being outsourced these days, I suppose; before long, even the Chinese will be churning them out under labels like Calvin Klein, Versace, or Emporio Armani... whatever the market demands at the moment.

I’ll be the first to admit—this is definitely the primary weapon of choice here—but honestly, this one works just as well for keeping someone at a distance , and as for this ? You could practically jam that right into their mouth.

Michael Castillo7 said:Does anyone happen to know where I might be able to pick up a pair of boxing gloves? I've been looking everywhere.

Look, man, just head down to a local machine shop and have them custom-build one to fit you perfectly! 🙏

In case you guys weren't aware, that’s actually illegal. I’m not entirely sure if just owning one falls under the law—probably doesn't—but stepping off your own property and onto public ground with it? That’s a punishable offense under U.S. law. But hey, think about it and do what you want.

A boxer is a total coward of a tool; it just inflicts nasty, heavy injuries.

Alright then... what are you people even saying about the telescope?!?!---nothing more pathetic than this
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A brass knuckle is a real coward’s tool, honestly, though I won't deny they can inflict some pretty nasty, heavy injuries.

And what exactly constitutes being "brave"—is it charging at five people at once? Personally, I believe that when you're defending yourself, any means necessary are justified. A telescopic baton is quite effective, certainly, but if we are looking at those types of implements—excluding guns or knives, obviously—a decent stun gun is probably your best bet; you just catch them off guard with the shock and then take them down while they're stumbling around like an idiot. Though, as I mentioned on the previous page, SAP gloves are the real deal... that's where the true advantage lies.

The switchblade is arguably the superior tool, though I’m reasonably certain you’ll need more than just good aim to bypass the legal hurdles regarding cold weapon possession in this country.

What on earth is this permit for cold weapons? It’s absolute madness. A knife is perfectly legal... a standard pocketknife is just a tool, and any reasonable person should have the right to carry one without all this bureaucratic nonsense...

I'm grabbing the pepper spray and aiming it right at all of them. Or maybe we just blow the whole lot of us up with two grenades.

btw, looks like the speech patterns are dropping here 😁

America 👋, America 👋, America 👋

It serves its purpose quite effectively for self-defense, though I suppose one shouldn't be surprised when those Chernobyl-bred kids—those skinheads—decide to show up instead.🙂

Look, if you're just out there boxing and all that nonsense—honestly, if you want to actually crush someone, you should head over to a Shaolin temple and train some real Kung Fu! If you ever find yourself facing five guys at once, you’ll need that kind of power. Just look at Bruce Lee—the man single-handedly dismantled an entire Japanese Bushido school style. And hey, if you really want to get serious about weaponry, grab yourself a metal nunchaku.

Nathan Myers28 said:Look, if you're just out there boxing and all that nonsense—honestly, if you want to actually crush someone, you should head over to a Shaolin temple and train some real Kung Fu! If you ever find yourself facing five guys at once, you’ll need that kind of power. Just look at Bruce Lee—the man single-handedly dismantled an entire Japanese Bushido school style. And hey, if you really want to get serious about weaponry, grab yourself a metal nunchaku.

😁 total nonsense

Richard Thompson33 said:😁 total nonsense

Well, hey—don't sweat it! Honestly, even I have those moments where my brain just decides to take an unscheduled vacation—it happens to the best of us!
Here’s the real deal—I actually built this thing myself from the ground up, and honestly? I’ve already learned a whole lot more than I expected.

Forget about boxing or any of that nonsense; if you actually want to beat someone up, go find a Shaolin temple and train in Kung Fu. If five of them jump you at once, you’ll be able to handle them easily—just look at how Bruce Lee tore through that entire Japanese bushido school. And honestly, if you want a real weapon, just grab a metal nunchaku.

You're watching way too many movies... it's because of cinema that people end up getting hurt in the first place... I always think back to this friend of mine who actually tried to jump off a balcony using nothing but an umbrella when he was a kid...😬 absolute Mary Poppins nonsense...

I'm thinking about picking up some tear gas. Just purely out of curiosity, you know, to see just how "comfortable" these colorful little poisons actually feel when they hit. 😬
Having a Shocker would be pretty sweet, too—I could definitely find a use for that. 🙂

Based on my daily reading of the Black Chronicle, it seems like you won't be allowed to step foot outside without some kind of protection very soon, even if it’s just a canister of pepper spray later in the evening...👎