Where can I find, buy, or... "borrow" these? (Mega-thread) :D

Honestly, I wouldn't dream of frying eggs. They’re just too delicate and charming for all that... 😍

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:By the way, you can actually use a shocker as birth control.
When you think he’s about to finish, just press it against the testicles and flip the switch.
Even birth control pills aren't as reliable as this method. That is, if we're talking about the 750,000 V model.
The 10,000 V version isn't quite as foolproof, but it gets the job done.

Well, if your guy happens to be a bit of a lightweight, a shocker could easily double as an aphrodisiac.😬

Please just go ahead and share your ideas regarding all the ways I might be able to utilize it once I purchase 🥳 😬

I have my spray; it's... functional. 😍

I used to carry soda too, but they took it from me. I learned the hard way that things get a little blurry when you drink too many. 😢

High heels can also be useful when necessary; they can serve as quite a lethal instrument. 🥳

cosmicskipper55 said:Well, if your guy happens to be a bit of a lightweight, a shocker could easily double as an aphrodisiac.😬

Here’s what’s being said on that page:

A shocker isn't just about hitting hard. It’s more like you're injecting a massive surge of energy directly into an attacker's muscle system, which triggers a sudden, crushing weakness almost instantly. This intense, rapid work cycle basically drains all the glucose from their bloodstream and converts it straight into lactic acid. In short, The attacker can't generate any energy for his muscles, so his whole body just shuts down.Šoker also interrupts those weak neurological impulses, which directly messes with voluntary muscle movement.
It’s impossible for it to cause permanent damage.

Look, what matters is that we quote this. 🤣
You just have to use it carefully, otherwise you're looking at total impotence. 🙏

Lisa Rodriguez84 said:Here’s what’s being said on that page:

A shocker isn't just about hitting hard. It’s more like you're injecting a massive surge of energy directly into an attacker's muscle system, which triggers a sudden, crushing weakness almost instantly. This intense, rapid work cycle basically drains all the glucose from their bloodstream and converts it straight into lactic acid. In short, The attacker can't generate any energy for his muscles, so his whole body just shuts down.Šoker also interrupts those weak neurological impulses, which directly messes with voluntary muscle movement.
It’s impossible for it to cause permanent damage.

Look, what matters is that we quote this. 🤣
You just have to use it carefully, otherwise you're looking at total impotence. 🙏

For our younger readers:

"One of those individuals who truly transcended human limitations was Bob Brier, a man devoid of a single hair upon his head and lacking even eyelashes, who made his debut on the Sunday afternoon variety show broadcast this week from a studio in Chicago. In his hands, he held two bare wires connected to a live current while smiling warmly at the television audience. Following this, acting as a biological conductor, he successfully boiled an egg and consumed it with relish. However, the egg proved remarkably stubborn. Half of America spent that entire afternoon discussing Bob Brier, while the other half continued the conversation the following Sunday after he passed an electrical current through his own body to power a record player.

Thereafter, there was scarcely an entertainment program in existence that did not invite him as a guest. He would invariably connect himself to the power supply and perform any task that a common wire or cord could accomplish. Much like Bob Brier, the equipment required nothing more than a plug. Yet, we were all profoundly fascinated, for we stood witness to a man surpassing human capability, and it mattered little to us that this feat possessed absolutely no practical utility, nor did it matter that as a nation, we had no one to compete with in the realm of plugging oneself into a socket.

Subsequently, experts from various disciplines lined up for months to explain how Bob Brier managed to avoid being killed by the electricity. Their opinions varied wildly, yet these disagreements served only to bolster our belief that Bob was performing miracles—miracles that were supposedly vital and somehow signaled our status as a chosen people. While we did not possess the courage to plug ourselves into the grid, we had this one individual who performed the feat without hesitation. In many ways, Bob Brier was reminiscent of the resilient figures found in old jokes about surviving the most impossible circumstances through sheer audacity."

I’ve already been reading up on him...🙂
like, apparently he doesn't even have sweat glands or something.
But now I know even more...😁

This is the big leagues, boxing style... where a single punch settles the score, 100% of the time...

Right now, there’s this trend gaining traction across the States involving Kevlar-plated gloves; apparently, the local police departments are stocking them up, though I suspect it won't stop someone from taking a bullet to the skull or dealing with a million-dollar fracture...

God, seriously. How hard can it be? It’s probably only like six or seven pounds. I mean, who would even bother lugging that around anyway? 😲

Each of these gloves weighs about 250 grams, and honestly, since Kevlar is incredibly light while something hard as rock deflects much better against projectiles, they’ve come a long way; they used to weigh 2 or 3 kilograms back when they were filled with lead, but nowadays we have these ultra-tough, lightweight metal alloys and specialized heavy-duty plastics, which means even if you land a hit on the hardest part of someone's skull, you’re looking at a concussion and a significantly reduced impact force compared to old gear.http://www.selfdefence.com/police/gloves/defense.htm

Take these SAP gloves, for example—they're quite popular with police departments because they feature steel reinforcements in the knuckles... they weigh roughly 250 grams apiece and look just like your standard everyday gloves, but if you were to strike someone in the head with them, even if it was a heavyweight fighter like Mike Tyson, I guarantee they'd drop like a felled tree.http://www.selfdefenseweapons.com/sapgloves.htm



Law Enforcement SAP Gloves featuring steel shot knuckles. Each glove contains 8oz of steel shot sewn directly into the knuckle area, constructed from high-quality leather that offers additional protection for the wrist and forearm. These are far superior to the old versions filled with powdered lead. This impact tool is designed to stun and subdue an aggressor instantly. Available in Large or X-Large.

These steel-filled gloves are now being made available to the general public. I would suggest checking with your local US law enforcement agency regarding any specific regulations or restrictions on using these types of gloves. Just a heads-up on sizing: the X-Large tends to fit more like a Large, and the Large fits more like a Medium, so please keep that in mind when you're placing your order.

Hey there, Nicholas Chavez70! 🙂 🙂 What’s your major? Any hobbies?...

She’s already worked herself up...😁

Hey there, Nicholas Chavez70! What’s your line of work? Any hobbies keeping you busy?

Honestly, I only really break out those kinds of things when I'm aggressively settling old debts in some gritty noir film—just kidding, of course. But in all seriousness, having ridden motorcycles for quite a while, I’ve found that wearing gloves similar to those has actually saved my hands on more than one occasion during a spill. I’ve got this full biker gear setup, too; if I ever get the chance, I’ll probably just lean into the whole Mad Max aesthetic.🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙂>

Lisa Rodriguez84 here. Just wanted to drop in and say hello to everyone... I hope you're all having a wonderful week so far. It’s been quite busy on my end, but always good to take a moment for a quick check-in... Looking forward to catching up with you all soon... kaže:
Already getting worked up...😁

It seems you might have been trying to type something specific, but it didn't quite come through clearly... I'll be here if you want to try again... 😁

Nicholas Chavez70 said:

Hey there, Nicholas Chavez70! What’s your line of work? Any hobbies keeping you busy?

Honestly, I only really break out those kinds of things when I'm aggressively settling old debts in some gritty noir film—just kidding, of course. But in all seriousness, having ridden motorcycles for quite a while, I’ve found that wearing gloves similar to those has actually saved my hands on more than one occasion during a spill. I’ve got this full biker gear setup, too; if I ever get the chance, I’ll probably just lean into the whole Mad Max aesthetic.🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙂>

Are you part of a club—which one, exactly?—or just some guy on a bike...

Just a solo rider out here... tell me, do you actually consider yourself part of the biker community too?

No. My friends are with me. And their husbands are too. So I know I can count on them to head out to the meets together...

Well, that was quite something... I suppose I’ll have to make a point of attending these gatherings more frequently than I currently do...🙂

Alright, fine. We haven't even veered off-topic yet...😁

Alright, let’s steer this conversation back to the actual topic at hand... and what exactly are you all saying about wearing gloves??? Honestly, I don't see how the local police could even begin to lodge a complaint if they saw you working with timber on a circular saw, haha...