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Participants Angela Martin20steelgardener22Harold Reyes3rowdyhawk10Henry Williamsslyviper9Megan Long21Jessica Doyle67Benjamin Taylor6Harold Richardsonvelvetmaker39Jack White10Lawrence Bailey77silentviper19Taylor Reyes3Dennis Moore4mistygull16wanderinggardener12Nicholas Edwards10Gregory Jacksonsilenthound4silverraven7ruggedeagle10Alex Ramos91 …
Alex Ramos91 Alex Ramos91 Member
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#121 ·
velvetmaker39 said:It seems I’m shouting into the void here since nobody has bothered to answer my question, so let's get into it: what does the word "resurrected" actually mean? In American English, it carries zero weight because, frankly, it isn't even a native term. It’s Greek in origin, and if we were being linguistically honest, the root implies "to bring back to life" or "to save." So, strictly speaking, Jesus saved Himself after the crucifixion, and there’s really no mysticism involved—no floating up into the clouds or any of those other cinematic flourishes. Of course, people will always claim they saw things that weren't there, much like a dream that feels real until you wake up, but that's just how history gets rewritten. Eventually, our descendants will be looking back at our era like they look at some ancient sci-fi movie, wondering, "Man, our ancestors really thought they were all-powerful, didn't they?" But why don't we just say that Jesus SAVED HIMSELF after the cross? Why go through the trouble of using a word that the average person doesn't fully grasp? It feels like a convenient way for those in power to muddy the waters; they prefer keeping things murky to maintain control. If you want the truth, you're on your own to find it, and honestly, I think that's just the way the world works.

If that's how it works, then how did Jesus "save" Lazarus when people say he "resurrected him from the dead"—using that exact same logic? 🤔>
Dennis Moore4 Dennis Moore4 Member
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#122 ·
Alex Ramos91 said:If that's how it works, then how did Jesus "save" Lazarus when people say he "resurrected him from the dead"—using that exact same logic? 🤔>

It’s all about the symbolism of initiation......
The new Lazarus becomes a new man entirely...
velvetmaker39 velvetmaker39 Member
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#123 ·
Alex Ramos91 As if I didn't have enough on my plate already, now we're looking at what velvetmaker39 had to say about this whole situation. It’s one of those things where you start reading one sentence and suddenly find yourself halfway down a rabbit hole, wondering how we even got here in the first place. There's a certain rhythm to these discussions, isn't there? A slow, almost meditative drift from one point to the next, much like a long Sunday drive through the Midwest where the landscape doesn't change for miles, yet you feel like you've traveled an entire lifetime by the time you reach the next diner. Anyway, let's get into it.
So, I was thinking about how we talk about Jesus "saving" Lazarus, especially when people throw around that phrase about him being "raised from the dead"—it’s basically the same wording, isn't it? It makes you wonder about the nuance there. 🤔

What was that line again, the one about letting the dead bury their own dead? Honestly, those kinds of nursery tales feel like something people just made up much later down the line. It doesn't sit right with me; Jesus wasn't exactly preoccupied with such trivial, earthly matters. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, any single individual is pretty much a drop in the ocean. No one leaves a lasting legacy that survives the passage of time, and whether someone passes away tomorrow, next week, or fifty years from now—it’s all essentially the same. So, why would Jesus bother bringing back someone who has already returned to God? It just seems nonsensical. People love to argue that life itself is the ultimate priority, no matter the quality of that life, but I disagree. As Bruce might say, what actually matters is the character of the person. You can forget about the mere act of living if you're nothing more than a criminal; breathing isn't an absolute imperative if you aren't being an honest human being. Back then, people were dying left and right, almost like flies, so it stands to reason that Jesus wouldn't be wasting his time resurrecting individuals one by one. His focus was clearly on teaching people to realize their own humanity. I really wish people would use their brains a bit more often—actually engage their minds to seek out the truth instead of just blindly swallowing whatever someone else has written down. That’s the kind of reasoning I’d actually enjoy debating.
Dennis Moore4 Dennis Moore4 Member
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#124 ·
velvetmaker39 said:
Alex Ramos91 As if I didn't have enough on my plate already, now we're looking at what velvetmaker39 had to say about this whole situation. It’s one of those things where you start reading one sentence and suddenly find yourself halfway down a rabbit hole, wondering how we even got here in the first place. There's a certain rhythm to these discussions, isn't there? A slow, almost meditative drift from one point to the next, much like a long Sunday drive through the Midwest where the landscape doesn't change for miles, yet you feel like you've traveled an entire lifetime by the time you reach the next diner. Anyway, let's get into it.
So, I was thinking about how we talk about Jesus "saving" Lazarus, especially when people throw around that phrase about him being "raised from the dead"—it’s basically the same wording, isn't it? It makes you wonder about the nuance there. 🤔

What was that line again, the one about letting the dead bury their own dead? Honestly, those kinds of nursery tales feel like something people just made up much later down the line. It doesn't sit right with me; Jesus wasn't exactly preoccupied with such trivial, earthly matters. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, any single individual is pretty much a drop in the ocean. No one leaves a lasting legacy that survives the passage of time, and whether someone passes away tomorrow, next week, or fifty years from now—it’s all essentially the same. So, why would Jesus bother bringing back someone who has already returned to God? It just seems nonsensical. People love to argue that life itself is the ultimate priority, no matter the quality of that life, but I disagree. As Bruce might say, what actually matters is the character of the person. You can forget about the mere act of living if you're nothing more than a criminal; breathing isn't an absolute imperative if you aren't being an honest human being. Back then, people were dying left and right, almost like flies, so it stands to reason that Jesus wouldn't be wasting his time resurrecting individuals one by one. His focus was clearly on teaching people to realize their own humanity. I really wish people would use their brains a bit more often—actually engage their minds to seek out the truth instead of just blindly swallowing whatever someone else has written down. That’s the kind of reasoning I’d actually enjoy debating.

velvetmaker39, you certainly have a way of spinning a yarn...
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Alex Ramos91 Alex Ramos91 Member
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#125 ·
velvetmaker39 said:
Alex Ramos91 As if I didn't have enough on my plate already, now we're looking at what velvetmaker39 had to say about this whole situation. It’s one of those things where you start reading one sentence and suddenly find yourself halfway down a rabbit hole, wondering how we even got here in the first place. There's a certain rhythm to these discussions, isn't there? A slow, almost meditative drift from one point to the next, much like a long Sunday drive through the Midwest where the landscape doesn't change for miles, yet you feel like you've traveled an entire lifetime by the time you reach the next diner. Anyway, let's get into it.
So, I was thinking about how we talk about Jesus "saving" Lazarus, especially when people throw around that phrase about him being "raised from the dead"—it’s basically the same wording, isn't it? It makes you wonder about the nuance there. 🤔

What was that line again, the one about letting the dead bury their own dead? Honestly, those kinds of nursery tales feel like something people just made up much later down the line. It doesn't sit right with me; Jesus wasn't exactly preoccupied with such trivial, earthly matters. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, any single individual is pretty much a drop in the ocean. No one leaves a lasting legacy that survives the passage of time, and whether someone passes away tomorrow, next week, or fifty years from now—it’s all essentially the same. So, why would Jesus bother bringing back someone who has already returned to God? It just seems nonsensical. People love to argue that life itself is the ultimate priority, no matter the quality of that life, but I disagree. As Bruce might say, what actually matters is the character of the person. You can forget about the mere act of living if you're nothing more than a criminal; breathing isn't an absolute imperative if you aren't being an honest human being. Back then, people were dying left and right, almost like flies, so it stands to reason that Jesus wouldn't be wasting his time resurrecting individuals one by one. His focus was clearly on teaching people to realize their own humanity. I really wish people would use their brains a bit more often—actually engage their minds to seek out the truth instead of just blindly swallowing whatever someone else has written down. That’s the kind of reasoning I’d actually enjoy debating.

First off—if you’re going to lecture me about using my brain, maybe try actually sticking to the point instead of dodging the argument. It’s pathetic. You kept bringing up the Greek source text of the Bible like it was some kind of smoking gun, but newsflash: that exact same Greek source uses identical phrasing for both scenarios. Your "expert" linguistic critique? Completely baseless. Total nonsense.

When it comes to this whole argument, it’s pretty obvious what Jesus is getting at—assuming you actually know how the Bible defines being dead. 🙄

Take Ephesians 2, for example. It says: And you all were there. Dead. Because of our sins and all our failures... But God, who is overflowing with mercy because He loves us so incredibly much, reached out to us when we were at our absolute worst. Dead. Just dead. Because of the crime, Bring it back to life! Together with Christ—you're saved by grace!

Just like Adam and Eve. They’re gone. Just dead. Everything's gone. It’s just like that day—you know, back when they completely ignored God's command (even if things did turn out okay for them later on)—it's the same story with every single person. Once you commit that sin, you're basically dead to God. Period.
Look, let's get one thing straight about death. It’s not just some vague concept; it’s a separation. You’ve got the physical side—that's when the spirit finally breaks away from the body. But then there’s the spiritual side, which is much heavier. That’s the moment a person is actually separated from God.

And that’s why you have to be born again—from above. It's exactly what Jesus taught us: it's the only way to truly find that connection with God again.

velvetmaker39 said:
Alex Ramos91 As if I didn't have enough on my plate already, now we're looking at what velvetmaker39 had to say about this whole situation. It’s one of those things where you start reading one sentence and suddenly find yourself halfway down a rabbit hole, wondering how we even got here in the first place. There's a certain rhythm to these discussions, isn't there? A slow, almost meditative drift from one point to the next, much like a long Sunday drive through the Midwest where the landscape doesn't change for miles, yet you feel like you've traveled an entire lifetime by the time you reach the next diner. Anyway, let's get into it.
So, I was thinking about how we talk about Jesus "saving" Lazarus, especially when people throw around that phrase about him being "raised from the dead"—it’s basically the same wording, isn't it? It makes you wonder about the nuance there. 🤔

What was that line again, the one about letting the dead bury their own dead? Honestly, those kinds of nursery tales feel like something people just made up much later down the line. It doesn't sit right with me; Jesus wasn't exactly preoccupied with such trivial, earthly matters. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, any single individual is pretty much a drop in the ocean. No one leaves a lasting legacy that survives the passage of time, and whether someone passes away tomorrow, next week, or fifty years from now—it’s all essentially the same. So, why would Jesus bother bringing back someone who has already returned to God? It just seems nonsensical. People love to argue that life itself is the ultimate priority, no matter the quality of that life, but I disagree. As Bruce might say, what actually matters is the character of the person. You can forget about the mere act of living if you're nothing more than a criminal; breathing isn't an absolute imperative if you aren't being an honest human being. Back then, people were dying left and right, almost like flies, so it stands to reason that Jesus wouldn't be wasting his time resurrecting individuals one by one. His focus was clearly on teaching people to realize their own humanity. I really wish people would use their brains a bit more often—actually engage their minds to seek out the truth instead of just blindly swallowing whatever someone else has written down. That’s the kind of reasoning I’d actually enjoy debating.

Maybe you don't care, but God certainly does.
Look, aside from just worrying about Lazarus—whom the Bible explicitly says Jesus loved (and his sister too)—you have to look at the bigger picture. Jesus raised him from the dead about ten days before He rose Himself. It was a massive sign, basically a preview to announce His own resurrection and prove that He truly is "the resurrection and the life." It’s the ultimate proof of that promise: that anyone who believes in Him will live, even after they die.

Calling these stories "fairy tales" is honestly such a joke. It’s incredibly disrespectful to claim they're just make-believe when you consider who actually wrote them down. We're talking about people of immense integrity—men who literally laid down their lives for what they believed in. They didn't die for some bedtime story. To brush off their convictions like that? It's laughable.

velvetmaker39 said:
Alex Ramos91 As if I didn't have enough on my plate already, now we're looking at what velvetmaker39 had to say about this whole situation. It’s one of those things where you start reading one sentence and suddenly find yourself halfway down a rabbit hole, wondering how we even got here in the first place. There's a certain rhythm to these discussions, isn't there? A slow, almost meditative drift from one point to the next, much like a long Sunday drive through the Midwest where the landscape doesn't change for miles, yet you feel like you've traveled an entire lifetime by the time you reach the next diner. Anyway, let's get into it.
So, I was thinking about how we talk about Jesus "saving" Lazarus, especially when people throw around that phrase about him being "raised from the dead"—it’s basically the same wording, isn't it? It makes you wonder about the nuance there. 🤔

What was that line again, the one about letting the dead bury their own dead? Honestly, those kinds of nursery tales feel like something people just made up much later down the line. It doesn't sit right with me; Jesus wasn't exactly preoccupied with such trivial, earthly matters. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, any single individual is pretty much a drop in the ocean. No one leaves a lasting legacy that survives the passage of time, and whether someone passes away tomorrow, next week, or fifty years from now—it’s all essentially the same. So, why would Jesus bother bringing back someone who has already returned to God? It just seems nonsensical. People love to argue that life itself is the ultimate priority, no matter the quality of that life, but I disagree. As Bruce might say, what actually matters is the character of the person. You can forget about the mere act of living if you're nothing more than a criminal; breathing isn't an absolute imperative if you aren't being an honest human being. Back then, people were dying left and right, almost like flies, so it stands to reason that Jesus wouldn't be wasting his time resurrecting individuals one by one. His focus was clearly on teaching people to realize their own humanity. I really wish people would use their brains a bit more often—actually engage their minds to seek out the truth instead of just blindly swallowing whatever someone else has written down. That’s the kind of reasoning I’d actually enjoy debating.

Jesus wasn't some two-bit guru who just pops up out of nowhere, drops a few "deep" quotes to sound smart, collects a wad of cash, and disappears. That's not what he was about at all.
He just had this raw, unfiltered concern for people. Honestly, looking back, almost every single miracle he performed—if not all of them—was driven by nothing more than pure compassion for someone suffering right in front of him.
He just couldn't help himself—he had to step in and help people, period. Even if it meant having to tell them to shut up later about how they were miraculously healed (because he didn't want folks following him just because of some flashy miracles)
velvetmaker39 velvetmaker39 Member
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#126 ·
Honestly, it doesn't really matter who holds the faith, as long as they actually believe it and aren't just going through the motions without any real conviction.
ruggedeagle10 ruggedeagle10 Member
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#127 ·
Benjamin Taylor6 said:Those are beautiful sentiments, really—lovely phrases—but they often drift quite far from reality. I could go to Mass every single day, take communion constantly, and yet find that absolutely nothing in my life has shifted. It raises the question: what exactly am I supposed to be changing? To become a "better person"? But what does that even mean? And better for whom? Am I trying to be better for my own sake, or for someone else? My boss at the firm seems to think a "better person" is someone who doesn't bother asking for a raise or a holiday bonus. My wife thinks a "better husband" is the one who makes sure dinner is on the table every single night—even if she's home all day and I'm the one out working. Then there's my brother, who seemingly thinks my only job should be changing my bedridden mother's diapers, all so that once she passes, he can inherit the entire house. In his twisted logic, the less I get and the more he keeps, the closer I'll be to God. 😍
So, "goodness" is a pretty questionable category, isn't it? How much "goodness" can a person practice before they simply turn into a fool? And honestly, being a fool might actually be a bigger sin than being selfish. Being a fool is a sin against oneself. Even Christ didn't go on a hunger strike just because he saw merchants setting up stalls in the temple. If he were just looking to be a "holy man" through self-deprivation, he would have starved himself to teach those merchants a lesson. Instead, he went in there and flipped the tables.

It isn't a matter of "often" or "rarely" when it comes to being disconnected from reality... things either align with the truth, or they don't.

If a person truly desires to change themselves or the world around them, the responsibility lies solely with them to investigate and verify whether those ideals actually function in practice.
Megan Long21 Megan Long21 Newcomer
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#128 ·
steelgardener22 said:Why are you drifting off-topic? Look, if the Quran actually includes Mary in the Trinity, then quit bringing up the Catholic version—talk about the Quranic one instead. You need to actually prove that the Quran is right when it claims Christians include Mary in the Trinity.

The Law was clear. But his own people? They called him a liar. They actually tried to take him out—straight up wanted him dead—but God stepped in, saved him, and brought him up to heaven.

So, who exactly was crucified?

It seems like you guys have a hard time accepting that Jesus basically looked the executioners in the eye and won—defying their whole plan to nail him to a cross just to send him off. But let’s be real: the risen Jesus, who completely crushed the crucifixion, is pure greatness. That's lightyears beyond some idea of Allah's ego trying to swap him out for someone else. Didn't Jesus himself say he could call on angels to stop the whole crucifixion thing if he wanted? He chose a different path for a reason.

You think Christianity hasn't dealt with enough forgers already—now we need Allah too?

To be perfectly clear, my goal isn't to follow the script you're trying to feed me.

I am simply stating what my intention is and stepping back from the argument.

My intention was to present the truth as it stands, rather than offering my own personal views or interpretations. In laying out the logical sequence of events, I might have been subjective due to my own convictions—after all, I am merely a man and a sinner, not an angel. However, there is certainly no error in quoting the divine narrative, because God and His word are perfect and free from the flaws inherent in humanity.

'To you your religion, and to me mine.' This shouldn't be taken as an insult or a provocation by anyone.
velvetmaker39 velvetmaker39 Member
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#129 ·
I don't know a lick of Greek, nor do I read any of it, so please, spare me from getting tangled up in some Greek translation; honestly, it’s all just a complete mess to me.
velvetmaker39 velvetmaker39 Member
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#130 ·
Hey, I was just wondering, how do the Christian Palestinians over there actually refer to God, or what's their way of addressing Him in the Middle East?
velvetmaker39 velvetmaker39 Member
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#131 ·
This thread is going downhill too.
steelgardener22 steelgardener22 Member
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#132 ·
Megan Long21 said:To be perfectly clear, my goal isn't to follow the script you're trying to feed me.

I am simply stating what my intention is and stepping back from the argument.

My intention was to present the truth as it stands, rather than offering my own personal views or interpretations. In laying out the logical sequence of events, I might have been subjective due to my own convictions—after all, I am merely a man and a sinner, not an angel. However, there is certainly no error in quoting the divine narrative, because God and His word are perfect and free from the flaws inherent in humanity.

'To you your religion, and to me mine.' This shouldn't be taken as an insult or a provocation by anyone.

Yeah, sure, but we're here to call out these fake gods trying to pass themselves off as God.

If you're one of those folks following the Quran, then my question is simple: prove the claim that Christians included Mary in the Trinity. Where is the actual historical record showing Mary as part of the Trinity?

And where is the Muslim community asking Christians, "Why did you leave Mary out of the Trinity?"
Alexander Garcia5 Alexander Garcia5 Member
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#133 ·
Casey Jackson17 said:Look, death isn't even the point; it’s all about the resurrection... if the resurrection hadn't happened, Christianity wouldn't even be a thing. Jesus would just be some con artist that nobody even remembers, there wouldn't have been any first Christians, and instead of walking straight into death with a rock-solid faith in God, they would've just scattered in fear like they did when Jesus was caught and sentenced to that shameful death on the cross..
Jesus died so He could rise again, proving that God isn't just above every struggle, problem, or sickness, but actually stands above death itself—showing that anyone who puts their trust in Him can be resurrected too. The resurrection completely flipped the world upside down from Adam's time all the way into eternity. That one event totally wrecked everything we thought we knew about life and its purpose. It brought meaning to places where there was none before Jesus Christ—into sickness, into suffering, into grief, and into the darkest Fridays of our lives. Through the resurrection and believing in Jesus Christ, fear stops being this soul-crushing monster... that's why the apostles were ready to die and let go of their physical bodies for eternal life and fellowship with God. For a true believer, suffering stops being terrifying because you know death isn't the end of the line..
And Jesus says—whoever believes in me will live even if they die..
And the same goes for—whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life; and I will raise them up on the last day..
The whole thing hinges on the resurrection, not on death for death's sake.. but to get to the resurrection, you need faith, even if the resurrection has more proof than half the stuff in history textbooks that people just take for granted... honestly, most of what we think we know, we either believe or don't, but we actually know very little...

Looking strictly at the New Testament, there are resurrections everywhere. Why would Jesus' be any different?
Peter Martin Peter Martin Member
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#134 ·
Well... this is what happens to the children of famous fathers. When the dominant personality in the house is none other than God Himself, He simply sets the bar way too high for a young Jesus. The kid couldn't possibly live up to those massive expectations of being the heir and successor to a father like that. Unable to handle the crushing pressure, he started making all sorts of reckless mistakes... drifting off with the hippies, wandering around unemployed while stealing days from his father, and developing this intense masochism paired with a paranoid rationalization about the value of the lowly and despised—all just trying to compensate for a deep-seated inferiority complex. Ultimately, it cost him his life because he finally surrendered to that masochism during a completely ill-advised confrontation with the police and the authorities. Any mentally sound, mature hippie knows exactly when to back off when playing games with the cops.
Gregory Jackson Gregory Jackson Active Member
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#135 ·
Peter Martin said:Well... this is what happens to the children of famous fathers. When the dominant personality in the house is none other than God Himself, He simply sets the bar way too high for a young Jesus. The kid couldn't possibly live up to those massive expectations of being the heir and successor to a father like that. Unable to handle the crushing pressure, he started making all sorts of reckless mistakes... drifting off with the hippies, wandering around unemployed while stealing days from his father, and developing this intense masochism paired with a paranoid rationalization about the value of the lowly and despised—all just trying to compensate for a deep-seated inferiority complex. Ultimately, it cost him his life because he finally surrendered to that masochism during a completely ill-advised confrontation with the police and the authorities. Any mentally sound, mature hippie knows exactly when to back off when playing games with the cops.

So he died for two bucks?
Peter Martin Peter Martin Member
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#136 ·
No, that’s just not true. He died for thirty souls in Srebrenica.
Alex Ramos91 Alex Ramos91 Member
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#137 ·
Alexander Garcia5 said:Looking strictly at the New Testament, there are resurrections everywhere. Why would Jesus' be any different?

Look, others who were raised—like Lazarus—just ended up dying again eventually. He isn't 😁

The whole point of His resurrection is that it proves His sacrifice was actually complete, perfect, and acceptable to God for the sins of the world. It’s the ultimate proof that He is indeed the prophesied Messiah who was meant to suffer and then rise again, the one who will "strike at the serpent's heel and crush its head."

... By doing this, He stepped into the fray to overcome through Death the one who held power over death—the devil—thereby freeing those who spent their entire lives living in bondage because they were terrified of dying. (Hebrews 2)

Which means He can now say:
"Do not be afraid! I am the First and the Last, and the Living One! I was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore, and I hold the keys of Death and the underworld." (Revelation 1)
steelgardener22 steelgardener22 Member
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#138 ·
velvetmaker39 said:Hey, I was just wondering, how do the Christian Palestinians over there actually refer to God, or what's their way of addressing Him in the Middle East?

They basically go, "Hey, come over here—we aren't gonna do anything to You!"
steelgardener22 steelgardener22 Member
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#139 ·
Peter Martin said:No, that’s just not true. He died for thirty souls in Srebrenica.

And how would you even know what two cents is worth?

Isn't there a saying, "Saving a penny is like saving the whole world" or something?
Drew Reed6 Drew Reed6 Member
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#140 ·
Benjamin Taylor6 said:The whole saga regarding Jesus and His death on the cross is really just a continuation of some adult fairy tale that started being spun back in the Book of Genesis. In the beginning, a perfect God created angels to serve Him—which, if you think about it for even a second, reveals a massive logical hole in the narrative. If God is truly perfect, ideal, and all-powerful, He doesn't actually *need* anything. Period. He certainly doesn't need a fleet of angels acting as cosmic housekeepers. What exactly were they supposed to be doing? Polishing the celestial floors, scrubbing the heavenly windows, vacuuming up stardust with divine vacuums? When God gets hungry, does He need someone to whip up lunch or dinner, or maybe a little mid-afternoon snack? Does He need His bed made before retiring for the night? Does He need someone to set His alarm clock?
And if God felt like pampering Himself, he’d need someone to trim His beard, clip his nails, or tidy up His hair. Some angels would probably have been tasked with telling jokes to cheer Him up when He was in a mood, or singing songs all day long—since, you know, heavenly record players hadn't been invented yet. When one of the few somewhat clever angels, the one known as Lucifer, realized how exhausting this repetitive singing was (he practically lost his voice constantly shouting "glory of God"), he decided to stage a rebellion. And just like that, one hoarse throat—long before God even created Adam and Eve—sealed the fate of humanity. So, here is the setup: Lucifer rebels, loses the war, and gets tossed into hell. But how on earth was he supposed to escape from there!? Not much time passed before God created Adam and Eve. Lucifer managed to sneak out of paradise by camouflaging himself as a snake. He tricked Eve, who then ate the forbidden fruit right along with Adam. This infuriated God, so He kicked the first couple out of the Garden of Eden and made them mortal. Still, God was supposedly kind enough to promise He would send His son to rescue them from sin—or rather, the eternal death of the soul. But honestly, God could have fixed that without sending His son at all. He did something similar for the Virgin Mary while she was still in the womb of St. Anne, Mary's mother. That way, Mary was born without original sin. And that was all before the birth of the redeemer, Jesus. (Which makes sense, assuming she gave birth to Him twenty years later).
It is easy to conclude that this is nothing more than a common fairy tale that bears no resemblance to reality, though it serves as a very convenient way to present certain ideas to simple-minded people. The catch is, those simple people aren't allowed to think for themselves or ask questions. That is DANGEROUS for any RELIGION. That is why theology exists—to provide explanations for everything. They call it: THE MYSTERY OF FAITH.
Back in the day, theologians had an even more dangerous mechanism for banning those types of inquiries: THE HOLY INQUISITION!!


So, who exactly is the writer of the Bible? You're saying the writer of the Bible should have noticed the logical flaws in this story? Well, the Bible isn't just one book; it's a massive collection of books. It's a series of texts, if you want to get technical about what the word "Bible" actually means. These books were written by many different individuals. On top of that, some books were edited, revised, and tweaked over time... so nobody actually knows how many hands worked on the Bible, and this process spanned centuries. Because of that, I don't think it's accurate to say "the writer of the Bible"...

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