Supposedly, this stuff comes from a book called "Enter the Dragon," which the authors put together by basically cherry-picking the best lines from those old 70s Hollywood films—you know, the Bruce Lee era.
so here goes:
I guess I've been acting pretty skittish lately, like a mouse or something.
Nothing weird, okay? We’re kind of in a rush.
Man, being killed off like this is just... unsatisfying, I guess.
You aren't walking away from this in one piece.
Your old man's a blacksmith and your mother's a bean vendor.
Beware! Your bones are about to get disconnected.
(I mean, who'd even want to touch you after a threat like that? 😂 ) A bullet went right through his private parts.
He's probably the clumsiest fighter in the whole Martial Arts world.
Well! Fight Club! - 🤣
Beat him until he's unrecognizable!
Keep it down. Nothing's broken yet. Right? My stones feel like marshmallows now!
This isn't China. This is Hong Kong! Why do you keep running around hitting everyone in the head?
Sex is Life. Well, if that's true, then we're friends.
(Probably the greatest pick-up line ever made, honestly 🤣 🙏 🙏 ) Hand over your urine... apparently, it heals internal wounds. You want some? Nah, yours isn't great.
Tell him a literal hill is going to crash into his car tonight.
(hahahahaha 😂 ) This should be useful for you, you absolute piece of trash. I'm pretty sure you won't mind if I take your manhood and leave it out in the desert sand for your aunts to find.
(This definitely belongs in a sig, I think 👍 )more stuff here If anyone remembers any of those old, super-cool Martial Arts gems, maybe keep them coming.
Just don't bring up Kung Pow, I think we'd need a whole separate thread for that.😉