maradona said:Is it actually dangerous because of radiation? My head is right next to the outlet. But honestly, this is the perfect spot for my bed.
Damn—your phone probably hits you with more radiation in a few minutes than that outlet does in an entire year. 😬 Though, hey, you could always just make a little hat out of aluminum foil. That’ll block the outlet's radiation, and it'll stop aliens and the US government from reading your mind too. Two birds, one stone, right? 👍
Rowan said:I have pretty thin legs, and I'd love to get them looking a bit more toned. Do you guys know any specific exercises that could help me achieve that? I'm actually quite slim, but if I try to gain weight, the fat just seems to settle right around my waist. Thanks in advance for the help!🙂
Just grab some ankle weights and head out for a run—simple, right? Once you take them off, you’ll feel light as a feather! 👍
dustyranger40 said:Honestly, those things kind of freak me out. Just the thought of someone poking around in my subconscious—brrr... Who knows what they might dig up or wake up? I'd much rather just live in blissful ignorance.
Materazzi said:Hey everyone—can someone please send me a link, an address, a phone number, or honestly anything for a solid psychiatrist? Ideally looking for a woman if possible. Any recommendations would be huge, thanks!
Hmm, I actually went to this center for at-risk youth up near the British Consulate area once. It’s pretty great that they’re right in downtown, so everything is super easy to get to. 👍
tvor said:Basically, I’ve got one issue... just like most guys out there... I finish way too fast.
Just grab it by the base and bang it against the table for ten minutes—works like a charm. 👍
tuk'bah said:I tried solving the problem by thinking about all sorts of gross stuff. Ended up finishing even faster. Then I thought about my girlfriend—all her flaws and virtues. Didn't finish at all. Now I don't even like her anymore. 😁
Here's what I do: just think about the poor guy stuck in Photoshop having to retouch photos of lady parts. 😁
velvetsailor23 said:Finishing fast isn't even that bad if you can go more than 10 times in 3 hours... 😉 and trust me, it happens! 👍
Michelle Alvarez8 -> 6 times in 2 hours. That's an average of 3 times an hour, so 9 times in three hours? Hm. My only problem is I don't have the stamina for that. I feel like I'd totally lose my mind—or maybe just get even weirder than usual. 🤔 Nah, I don't think I could handle it. I can't even play Morrowind for more than two hours straight. 😬
My absolute favorite part is when they leave them soaking in the ocean for a month—then you just lay out a marble slab, crack open a few cans of Duff, and slice those tomatoes super, super thin. 🙏 🙏 🙏 I mean, seriously, what more could you need in a knife set? You could probably fudge some tiles together with a cheese knife and perform an autopsy on an alien. And if there aren't any aliens lying around, a cow will do just fine. If it's good enough for aliens, surely it's good enough for you with those Shogun knives, right?
It would be almost too good to be true if buying a full set meant getting free collector's editions of "Karate Kid" and "American Ninja" on VHS. It doesn't get any better than that—unless, of course, they throw in some Leslie Eldridge ninja novels. 🙏 🙏
What could possibly top the sight of a vampire spinning Blade around by his ankles, only for him to smash his head straight into a foot-thick marble pillar? Poor Blade—he’s fine, obviously, since he’s this legendary superhero daywalker who kicks butt for a living—but that pillar? It snapped like it was made of Styrofoam! I mean, seriously—I get it, he's tough—but those Ray-Bans didn't do a thing to save him from that ridiculousness!!!!1 🙏 🙏 🙏
neonsailor12 said:But honestly, after those first two movies were so great—after all that hype—the trilogy just left me feeling pretty let down.
I actually disagree! I think Blade Trilogy is awesome, though the second one was just okay—they really killed the vibe with that weird Ray-Ban commercial at the end, didn't they? 😂 .. I still haven't even gotten around to watching the third one yet.
I could try explaining the whole history behind my CUT, but honestly—what's the point? It feels like a total waste of time. And even if I wanted to dive into it, I can't exactly get a hold of any of the moderators anyway. 😁
John Palmer4 said:You’ve got this brilliant mail client called AOL Mail—where a literal butler basically serves your messages on a silver platter with a "You have new mail" notification. Honestly, I bet there’s an option where a personal assistant brings you the mail while you're out lost in the middle of nowhere too...
Personally? My absolute favorite is the one with the little duck carrying the letter on its head. 🙏 🙏