Old news 😁 but man, they really know how to treat you—honestly better than most people on these forums! 😬
I saw someone on Reddit yesterday looking for software to convert NTFS to FAT32 without losing any data. For some reason, this company immediately popped into my head. Who knows why? 😁
casualotter21 said:Exactly! Stupid comic books! Before they started turning everything into a movie, Hollywood actually made some pretty great, smart films! Just look at things like Riddick, then King Arthur, then Troy, followed by Jurassic Park 2 and 3—not to mention those Adam Sandler comedies...
That time slot works perfectly for me—I’ll be just getting home from work, grabbing some lunch, and settling in front of the TV to catch... Jennifer Garner. 😍
Mr. Pes said:But I’ll tell you one thing—my girlfriend is absolutely adorable (I swear, I can never remember her name!) and, honestly? I was totally mesmerized by her too. 😁
1) Look, if you don't defend a fortress against an invasion, you've basically already lost it. Just because they didn't have high-speed internet back then doesn't mean they weren't smart—even if they *were* dumb enough to pull a massive wooden horse right through their own walls 😁! 2) Maybe it’s enchanted... 😬 Or maybe it just wasn't angled right—maybe this hand slipped during the strike and caused it to shift. 3) 🤔 ...you totally skipped number 3! 4) Honestly, the story is a mess. What really bugs me is how there aren't any god battles in the movie, how Odysseus gets sidelined, and how Aeneas is portrayed as a bigger loser than some local lowlife from a sitcom. 5) And everyone was running around in sandals, flip-flops, or whatever else... seriously? Metallurgy and blacksmithing weren't advanced enough to make armor that detailed and functional—not like those Gothic sets. Besides, didn't his mom hold him by the heel while she dunked him in the river? Remember? 😁 6) I highly doubt Achilles was some pushover. If I recall correctly, he was either a king or a prince of the Myrmidons. Those guys aren't out there wandering around with hoes digging up vineyards—they're busy flirting with the ladies at court. 😉
To wrap it up—the movie is garbage. You might get maybe 15 minutes of decent footage out of it, but that's about it.
The absolute worst part is people who act like they’re just born clueless. I mean—it's like someone pouring premium gas into a diesel engine and then acting shocked when the car won't start. That’s not being "lost," that's just being completely checked out.
maggotass said:What about those Durex performance condoms? I haven't tried them myself, but apparently they really delay things... some people can't even finish with them...
They're great for causing confusion. You think you're playing it cool—maybe doing a little grooming beforehand—but then you're just sitting there struggling until she finally goes, "Wait, are we actually doing this?" or "I don't get it, is something wrong with me?" 😂 🤣 👍
Cats said:A coworker's wife had a -12 prescription in both eyes—but after getting laser surgery, she's sitting at a steady +0.5. It’s the first time she hasn't needed glasses since she was a kid, and man, she is absolutely loving life right now.
Wait, MINUS TWELVE?! 😲 I've been sitting here trying to wrap my head around that for a full minute... and honestly? The only thing I can picture is some weird glitchy combo of Photoshop and Morrowind:
"Gaussian Blur 100 pixels on Self", Constant Effect
I honestly don't have the patience to constantly fiddle with the shower handle just to get the temperature right. 😵 During the summer, my routine is basically starting with warm water and then cranking up the cold every five minutes just to catch a quick wave of refreshment. But by the end, I’ve been in there for over half an hour—it's ridiculous! At this rate, my skin is practically going to start growing scales. 😬
Milky Way said:You don't even have to follow Atkinson's diet to the letter. Honestly, just cutting back on carbs and getting some exercise works wonders. Instead of eating half a loaf of bread every day, maybe stick to two slices? And seriously—cut down on the beer; it’s doing no favors for your health or your waistline.
No matter how effective a diet might be, you really shouldn't overdo it.
uhmmm, sooooo... how much chocolate am I actually allowed to eat per day? 🙂
So, you just went ahead and outed me as a deep-state government agent working with aliens—nice one! Please, do us both a favor: step outside, wait for the unmarked black van to pull up, and let them whisk you off to Hyperborea. I hear the Hyperboreans there are pretty wild—you'll love it. Thanks!
Taylor Swift said:So, I’ve got a bit of a situation. Over the last few months, I've noticed some facial hair popping up—nothing crazy, but definitely more noticeable than before—right along my jawline (hope that makes sense!). There are a few dark ones I just pluck out with tweezers (they weren't really there before 😠), and even the lighter fuzz seems to be getting thicker. It’s honestly really bothering me, so I’m looking for some advice—who should I even talk to about this? 😢 Should I see a dermatologist? If so, does anyone have a recommendation for a good one who isn't just some overpriced private specialist? Or what else should I do? 😕 Could this be some kind of hormonal imbalance? I'm not on birth control, so it's not that. And how do people usually deal with stuff like this? Any advice at all would be amazing! 🙂 I'm actually pretty freaked out. 😢
Don't worry, kiddo—if everything goes south, you can always work the register at a local grocery store. 😁