Need help finding anti-war poetry
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Kevin Chavez3 said:Is that the song from Rambo Amadeus? 🙂
Q: Have you played in New York City lately?
I played the harp one night. It was an unplugged festival and I told them, "I'll show up, but only if I get to play the harp." So they brought one out, and I asked the guy which side you approach a harp from, walked up, absolutely pummeled the damn thing, slapped it around, and sang "Count On Us." It’s actually a pretty heavy track.
Q: Wait, isn't that a song by BALASEVIC?
Nah, he renounced it. It belongs to me now.
Q: Did you sign a contract for it?
No, he disowned it publicly, and I claimed it publicly. It’s mine now. I'm going to need it.
Man, the Rambo legend 🤣
Got an email from him about a month ago, here it is:
Rambo Amadeus invites you:
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I am pleased to announce that I'm performing a concert at the Javits Center (New York City) on March 23rd at 9:30 PM, under the working title "Demode".
The band and I have finally polished the new material, and we hope you'll support our small but mighty enterprise by grabbing one of the available tickets:
1. $10 tickets for the high-energy youth, first 6 rows
2. $15 tickets for older grads and quiet intellectuals, from the 10th row back
3. $25 tickets for the audiophiles, located in the sweet spots of the hall
4. $110 VIP VIP stage tickets, for those doing well in life who want to sit in comfy chairs right on the stage, in cozy dim lighting, with a free buffet included.
5. $2,500 for a single VIP VIP VIP VIP Happyness ticket, which grants the holder the chance to walk onto the stage to a standing ovation.
Tickets for categories 4 and 5 are available exclusively via email request at vip@ramboamadeus.com. A courier will deliver them directly to your door. For more details, just hit that address.
For anyone unable to make the show who still appreciates the intellectual output of this outfit, we offer a selection of free downloads at www.ramboamadeus.com.
Sincerely,
Rambo Amadeus world Mega car,
Giga emperor Sun's system, and
The conductor milky path.
p.s.: Why not play around with geometric progression and forward this email to as many addresses as possible? Let's see how fast we can link everyone on the planet together.
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I have the pleasure of informing you that I am holding a concert at the Javits Center (New York City) on March 23rd at 21:30, under the working title "Demode".
The band and I have finally finished the new material and we hope you will support our small but proud company by purchasing one of the following tickets:
1. $10 - tickets for the spirited youth, first 6 rows.
2. $15 - tickets for older graduates and calm intellectuals, after the 10th row.
3. $25 - tickets for audiophiles, in the acoustically optimal sections of the venue.
4. $110 - VIP VIP stage tickets, for fans who have their lives together and want to sit in comfortable chairs on stage, in safe semi-darkness, with a complimentary buffet.
5. $2,500 - one VIP VIP VIP VIP Happyness ticket, which includes being called out onto the stage to receive a public ovation.
Tickets for categories 4 and 5 can be obtained solely by ordering via email at vip@ramboamadeus.com, the courier is en route to the destination. You can find the full details at that same location.
For those of you who can't make it to the show but still have an appetite for our intellectual brand, we’ve loaded up www.ramboamadeus.com with plenty of free downloads.
Best regards...
Rambo Amadeus world Mega car,
Giga emperor Sun's and
The conductor milky path.
p.s.: Why not indulge in a little geometric progression? Forward this email to everyone you know. Let's see just how long it takes to link every soul online across the entire planet.