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And once again, it all boils down to one thing: just buy the damn test.

:papiga: 😁
Just head to a 24-hour CVS and grab a test. If you’re eight months along, that thing is going to show positive. At this stage, there is zero chance of getting a false negative.
3. When am I supposed to take an Intimacy test?
You can take the test whenever you want—on the first day of your period or if your period is already late. Not sure how to figure out your cycle length? Just count the days from the start of one period to the day before the next one begins. That’s your cycle.

* If your cycles are irregular, just use the number of days from your longest cycle in the recent period before testing.
* If you have no clue when your period is due, wait at least 19 days after unprotected sex before taking the test.
* If the result says "Not pregnant" but you still haven't started your period, hold off for at least 3 days before testing again. You might have just tested too early.


http://www.cvs.com/...ion_menu=intimacy
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zmijica said:Edward Green, 🤣 🤣
EDIT: If Dijamantic is pregnant, you're risking a massive lawsuit. 😉

Why? 😁
Go ahead and take a dump on your keyboard, then I'll just jump into the moderator control panel and see exactly how many dashes are showing up on your profile. 🙂
Nathan Gonzalez6 said:Since you guys are such experts, I’ll ask. If this actually happens and the test comes back positive, do I even need to tell my ex? We just split up and he's already moved on to someone else. Basically, he doesn't want me. I'd much rather just say nothing. What do you think?

I'd tell him. Not because I'm trying to win him back, but because the guy has a right to know he's got a kid out there.
you planning on putting him on the birth certificate?

are you seriously thinking about having an abortion if the test is positive?
Quoting Linda Hernandez15 from way back when: grabbing a beer and heading to the doctor.
She took some pills and dropped dead. 😁
What is Gardini oil? in Health ·
Tyler Peterson552?
Under 30 in Women's Health ·
Look, you're the one asking why anyone would bother having kids if it just ruins your sex life. Honestly? Don't have them. Better that way. 🙂
Running a fever? in Health ·
And what’s your normal temperature when you're actually feeling fine?
Herbal Remedies in Health ·
quietnomad0 said:Is there a subforum for herbal medicine anywhere on here?

Nope. If you actually bothered to look at the homepage, you would've figured that out yourself, but whatever. 🙂
My ophthalmologist told me they’ve got a five-year-old patient on the books.
Radio City Music Hall in Movies ·
crimsonmoose3 said:And there's a name for that too—hermaphrodite. 😬

Hermaphrodites aren't asexual. Period.

I loved this movie. It gets a little trippy at the start, though. 😁

I’m not usually one for musicals, honestly. But this movie? Absolutely crushed it.

I can't even deal with this right now. Absolute nonsense. said:Oh yeah, and then they'll probably throw in some New Orleans and Lautrec in the movie too. Just what we need.

Pierre La Mure actually wrote an autobiography called Radio City Music Hall. 🙂
OB/GYN Discussion Thread in Women's Health ·
So you actually managed to crawl back from the dead? 🙂
Late-night snacking... anyone else? in Health ·
I read somewhere that this could actually be a symptom of some mental health issues...

Hunger?
OB/GYN Discussion Thread in Women's Health ·
It’s honestly such a shame we don't have a dedicated thread for gynecologists here.😢
Lisa Rodriguez84 said:If Coca-Cola were actually as harmful and useless as people claim, they wouldn't keep the recipe a secret, it wouldn't be the most famous drink on the planet, and they wouldn't have a million (semi)successful variations out there...

Long live Coca-Cola!

Useless? 🤣
And Cola is somehow "useful"? What exactly is Coca-Cola good for, please? Tell me.

By the way, regarding all this "harmful" crap... just look at how many McDonald's are all over the country. If it were truly harmful and useless—if we're talking about fries soaked in oil that's been reused countless times until it reeks halfway through the restaurant, or those tiny little pastries that look so plastic you'd think Mattel manufactured them, or those PVC-looking salads—then McDonald's definitely wouldn't be everywhere, and parents wouldn't be dragging their kids there for lunch every single day.