Small town girl
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hollowsailor48 said:But honestly, what 😁
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh_90zZmNcw
Bourbon will absolutely kill you—which is exactly why I make sure to enjoy a glass just once a week. 😍
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hollowsailor48 said:But honestly, what 😁
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh_90zZmNcw
granitebadger17 said:Oh man, I’m seriously torn between a cold beer and some moonshine😕—you know, trying to decide which one counts as the true "country" drink (I need to run a little comparison here, right?)—but honestly, I already know the answer: definitely the moonshine... yeah...
granitebadger17 said:Look, I know I am—but if I’m being totally honest, I'm lacking a bit of creative spark here—so please, someone, help me out with some actual ideas...
granitebadger17 said:Alright, I need some serious help here—for real. My friend and I are plotting a little sabotage. We have this colleague who is the ultimate yuppie, a total "high-class wannabe" kind of guy. He’s always preening himself while picking at his organic salad during lunch breaks or ducking off to a luxury spa for a quick fifteen-minute meditation session, all while acting like he’s intellectually superior to everyone else—basically convinced he's the reincarnation of Sartre. Anyway, he keeps talking about introducing us to his inner circle, claiming they’re all brilliant, attractive guys who can't stand anything unrefined. Well, since this guy is driving us absolutely insane, we want to discredit him. If we show up looking completely uncultured, his "sophisticated" friends will realize he actually hangs out with a bunch of low-rent hooligans.
So, what’s the game plan? How do we lean into being the ultimate rednecks? How should we talk? What topics should we bring up? What’s the dress code? Where should we hang out to really sell the act?
(P.S.: Please don't let any small-town girls take offense at the title!)
Aaron Lewis7 said:Mark Martinez4, you really ought to spend a bit more time reading up on this and a little less time just assuming things.
Food is the foundation, sure—but proteins definitely play their part too.
copperbear60 said:Can you believe this guy—he thinks I'm making things up! Anyway, I'm actually a bit nervous about getting the skin tightened... does that hurt? What's the best way to go about it without all the pain?
copperbear60 said:I’ve got a situation here—though maybe I’m just overthinking it. Right now, my foreskin stays pulled back over the head. My main worry is that I won't be able to pull it back down properly, even though I've never actually tried it myself—I've just read quite a bit about it since the thought crosses my mind occasionally. I know there are guys who can't retract it at all when they have an erection because it’s just too tight for them. In my case, things are a pretty standard size—actually, if I'm being honest, maybe a little longer and thicker—and while it isn't dry, I just have this nagging fear of pulling it back. A couple of times when I’ve touched near the opening, I’ve felt some pretty sharp discomfort, so I’m worried that pulling the skin back will hurt just as much. Also, looking back to when I was a little kid, I know for a fact my parents used to clean me up and pull it back regularly until I was about three years old... so, can anyone weigh in? Is this an actual issue, or am I just dealing with some anxiety? I'm 17.
James Chavez91 said:Still, if I were you, I'd look into getting a .300 Winchester Magnum hunting rifle... now that's what I call some serious kick. 😍
feralpilot6 said:I’m out here digging in my own garden—which, let’s face it, I have to do if I want to keep the kids fed—but I’ve gotta admit, I’m a little thrown by your profile. What exactly is your day job? Seriously... a doctor with a shovel???
bluerider63 said:Mark Martinez4 is basically playing at being Semir Osmanagić Semir😁
I’m not entirely sure what we’re diving into here—it feels like we’re just floating on the surface for now! But I’ll say this: I am more than ready to plunge in once the conversation gets moving. It’s always a little bit daunting to be the first one to jump into the deep end, isn't it? A bit like standing on the edge of a pool in the middle of a sweltering July afternoon—you know you want to get in, but there's that tiny, lingering hesitation before the splash. Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing where everyone takes this. Let's see what kind of ripples we can make together! kaže:
I’ve always had such a deep fascination with archaeology—honestly, it was my first choice when I was applying for college—but life happens, doesn't it? By the time the exams rolled around, I found myself completely overwhelmed by the sheer amount of art history questions they threw at us. It just wasn't quite what I had envisioned for my studies. Anyway, best of luck to everyone else!👍