Posts by Ethan Perez97

I just got another wrong prescription from the ophthalmologist, so I’m heading to the optometrist next week instead...

Time for a little trip down memory lane... 🙂

Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks into the prison a white man, then walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen being pumped up your ass for so long that it finally reached your fuckin' brain and leaked out your mouth!

Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll swear he started the goddamn Great Chicago Fire, but that doesn't mean it's actually fucking true!

Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : The girl got tired of him beating her, so one night she sneaks into his bedroom and super glues his dick to his stomach. The ambulance crew had to show up and cut the prick loose.
Mr. Pink: That's not even that bad.
Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every single time you needed to piss, you had to do a handstand?

Nice Guy Eddie : The chic Got tired of Him beatin : Did you see that, Daddy? Guy pinned me to the floor and tried to fuck me.
Mr. Blonde: You wish.
Nice Guy Eddie : Listen vic : Look, I don't care what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I just don't see you that way. I like you a lot, man, but I don't see you that way.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I were a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even toss you to the posse.
Nice Guy Eddie : Of course not, you'd keep me all to yourself, you sick bastard. After four years of fuckin' punks up the ass, you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you saw one.

Footloose:
Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard (Penn): What men?
Ren: Men At Work.
Willard: Well, where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a band.
Willard: Well, what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about The police?
Willard: What about them?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I've seen them.
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Dana Anderson4 said:then it wasn't exactly a natural death...

Go tell that to the crowd over on IMDb🙂

Dana Anderson4 said:It’ll happen when he hits 43...

That’s what it says on IMDb, basically weight issues and heart trouble catching up to him, just like what happened with John Candy...

Word is he passed away from natural causes...

What a tragedy, he was such a fantastic actor... please just update the thread title to simply CHRIS PENN HAS PASSED AWAY. It's a damn shame, probably drugs catching up with him, but that's life, I guess...

I can still see him clearly in Footloose, Reservoir Dogs, Best of the Best 😁, True Romance, and if my memory serves, he even lent his face and voice to a character in a video game...

Such a waste, he always struck me as a genuinely likable guy...

casualotter21 said:Now I’m stuck in a bit of a dilemma... do I spend my tomorrow watching the new "Black Kish," that Ridley Scott crime thriller starring Michael Douglas and Andy Garcia? It’s got a solid atmosphere, a great cast, and it's set in Japan, a place I've been fascinated by for years. But then again... there's Tango. That sophisticated love story about the romance between Stallone and Russell, all wrapped up in what looks like a simple action shooter. A film that, twenty years ago, basically predicted "Brokeback Mountain"...

DAMN! IT'S LIKE SOPHIE'S CHOICE!

😂😂😂😂

Forget Douglas and Garcia, that's my pick for you 😬

Haha, this feels like something Martin Scorsese would be waiting on 😁

When will our networks finally get their act together and start broadcasting the NFL??

Even Ebert tore it to shreds, though honestly, he tears almost everything to shreds, so that doesn't really mean much...

Now I’m kicking myself for not downloading it, especially since it's streaming for free on 😢

I started downloading that movie, but then I spent some time scrolling through reviews and saw that most people absolutely trashed it, so I just decided to bail...

The preacher... Ethan Perez97 said:The Chronicles of Narnia is easily the best movie of the year, and I wasn't trying to hijack the thread, I was just suggesting some new films to watch...

You just claimed it was the best movie of the decade, so pick a lane, man... next thing you know, you'll be calling it the best movie of the month, which I find equally hard to believe. But seriously, have you actually been to see Million Dollar Man lately?...

Donna Gomez11 said:Narnia (2008) is easily the best thing we've seen in the last decade...

What exactly are you on, considering you managed to mess up the topic title too... 😁

What kind of trash compilation is this if it doesn't include Hoff?

like David Hasselhoff - I've Been Looking for Freedom

Taylor Lopez2 said:Rocky is filming as soon as he can get his act together. I heard Sly was getting banged up on set recently or something...

Thanks for enlightening us, because we clearly had no idea...

...and a sequel to a cult film like Batman Begins !!!

Yeah, Batman Continues 😁

In my opinion, out of all the sci-fi classics, Logan's Run is the one that most desperately needs a modern overhaul. I never really connected with Michael York... he always felt to me like someone in the same vein as Timothy Dalton, a solid enough actor, but just inherently unlikable...

I was browsing IMDb and noticed they’ve made a few tweaks for this planned remake; apparently, the age of death isn't 30 anymore, but 21, which is an interesting choice 🙂 But if Singer ends up directing and they manage to cast a truly talented young actor to play Logan, the movie will almost certainly surpass the original...

crimsonmoose3 said:I’d much rather they just shot another Friday the 13th. Eleven films on the subject still doesn't feel like enough...🙂

Absolutely. :klap:

They should just start with a remake of the original, then spend the next few years systematically remaking the rest of them... 😂 😂

All we’re missing now is them filming yet another Beverly Hills cop movie 😂

If you were living in America or somewhere in Western Europe, a musician with actual talent might actually find an audience... In this country, though, finding a way to make a decent living through music is almost impossible.