Benjamin Gray66 said:Crystal Ball, Robin Williams, and Mariah Carey all fall into that category of talkative depressives—you know, the type who basically "beg for love and attention" through comedy just so they can vent to a therapist later. I think Crystal Ball is actually the most well-adjusted of the bunch...
well, go find some stand-up somewhere (yeah, yeah, I know, but seriously, just look him up...) from this guy named Jeremy Hotz.
His whole schtick is basically like, "I'm totally pathetic and everything sucks and life is just pure misery," but man, he is freaking hilarious and fun to watch. And funny. On stage, he looks completely washed up and miserable, like nothing in the world is going right for him. His go-to punchline for pretty much anything is this whiny, crying voice: "What a miserable [whatever the heck he's talking about] THAT is..."
Pablo Francisco is the absolute king of the stage and a total legend when he picks up a mic.
I caught some Jerry Seinfeld stand-up special, "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" or something like that, and man, it was just... terrible. Seriously, awful. Eddie Murphy is just so grating sometimes.
electricjackal52 said:That clueless woman running out toward the zombies just to find her dog🙄 😲 , and that cynical guy who was supposed to be holding the door but honestly couldn't care less about anyone else😠 🙄
Why didn't they just burn them all from the roof first? Wouldn't that make things way easier when the trucks are trying to get through later?🤔
or why—seriously, WHY—do every single character in every horror movie ever—if they're looking for something that could literally save their lives—see an unexpectedly open door where that thing might be, and they HAVE to go inside? Like, take a fucking hint, you moron! And even better, if there are creepy brain-sucking noises coming from that wide-open space, they decide it’s best to go in totally unarmed. Man, I swear, if it were me, I’d gear up like Rambo in the middle of a jungle firefight, blast every suspicious dark corner in sight, and *then* start asking questions. Instead, they head straight out into the open where zombies are waiting to tear them apart, and you're supposed to believe they'd go in shouting, "HELLOOO? ANY BRAIN-SUCKING ZOMBIES IN HERE? HEELLOOOOOOOO????"
As if.
This is just one example. While watching Dawn of the Dead, I was constantly facepalming. Seriously. ["No, he/she/it WON'T do something that incredibly stupid and completely unacceptable given the situation, because a normal person wouldn't do that right now. If they're even normal to begin with."] And then they do it.
Forget movies where the undead zombies somehow show off a much higher IQ than the supposedly living humans.
Eh, I can't for the life of me remember him being hooked up to anything in Sleepy Hollow...
But man, in fra Hell it was opium. In Pirates it was rum. And in Fear & Loathing? It was basically everything under the sun! čoek se specijalizirao, nema šta.
But hey, speaking of which—it’s not like I’m gonna say it twice—Bill Smith is a total moron. Seriously! That review of his debut album, *Yaddayaddayammata*, was such a slap in the face to those indie rockers who actually know what they're doing. Those guys are lightyears ahead of him, for real.
Good grief, someone please protect us from hunger, war, plagues, and just a massive, overwhelming amount of absolute bullshit...
Seriously, how many ways can you even rhyme "whiskey" and "holy spirits" (!!! HOLY SPIRITS!!!!)?
Adam Mendoza8? Are you kidding me right now?!
But nope, they’re out here doing it with full confidence. What’s next on the agenda? Straightening out the prime meridian? Breaking the speed of light? Time travel? you name it, they've got it.
That split second right before the golden boy hero absolutely wrecks the villain with a line like, "Now I'm gonna kick your ass, you piece of crap."
OR
...that moment AFTER the hero has already pulverized the bad guy, and then just tops it all off with one last killer one-liner.
So I figured, hey, let's put together a little collection here if anyone's feeling it!
Take Vin Diesel in 'Pitch Black,' for example—honestly, it’s the totally broken grammar of that sentence that sticks in my brain the most. mister Richard B. Riddick must have spent a hell of a lot of time reading books while he was stuck in prison.
Here goes nothing: "did not know who he was fucking with".
[hmm... hey, listen up, buddy! how about you just be a pal and toss out 7 different numbers that pop into your head? let's say they're somewhere in the range of... what was it again... 🤔 one to 39? thanks!]
Richard Howard2 said:Look, I'm telling you, being different doesn't make it better. It's just different.
Yeah. Kind of like how you aren't actually dumb, you're just... uniquely gifted.
[Man, I couldn't help myself! Mods, my bad, feel free to ban me if you have to...]
Anyway, the biggest animated disaster I've ever sat through was 'Atlantis: The Lost Empire'—or whatever it was called—and the biggest animated train wreck I haven't even seen, but everyone tells me is a total mess, is that 'Sinbad' movie...
Richard Howard2 said:We really ought to be comparing Monsters, Inc., Ice Age, and Finding Nemo since they’re all aiming for the exact same crowd.
Yeah... I'm pretty sure that target audience totally lost it over that whole bit about the Sydney Opera House and the Flying Dutchman and everything... Word on the street is the theater was packed with kids practically choking on their popcorn because they were laughing so hard! "hahahah opera... hahahataribehahahaha... dad... wait, what even is a Sydney Opera House?"
Brian Gonzalez7 said:Ugh, I totally blanked on that movie... isn't that the one shot in New Zealand that looks like a black-and-white documentary? I've heard it's amazing though, just haven't sat down to watch it yet.
Black and white? Nah, not really! It actually has plenty of color.
And yeah, oh yeah, it is seriously awesome. Total must-watch!
Forget all that crap! This guy actually found a tiny, hidden little shrine—complete with pictures, candles, and that creepy red stuff they use to make everything look extra spooky, haha!—tucked away in my pantry just a day after I watched 'Forgotten Silver'.