Honestly, the way some vegans act is just exhausting—it’s actually insane. It’s like dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses; you all seem obsessed with convincing everyone else that they're wrong and that your way is the only right way. Well, newsflash: it isn't. Animals exist to be eaten.🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Who's actually going to this festival?
in Movies ·
For me, though—but then again, why wouldn't I be at any of them?👎 👎 👎
Dressed to Kill
in Movies ·
Brian Williams said:Total waste of time. 🙂
Man, you're getting way too old for this.🙂
Dressed to Kill
in Movies ·
I hopped in halfway through and didn't feel like turning it off—the movie was just too good to walk away from.
Karen Diaz32 and I are definitely on the same page here.😍😍
Karen Diaz32 and I are definitely on the same page here.😍😍
Best hacker movies?
in Movies ·
I think it was on Turner Classic Movies—I’ve definitely run into that film a few times before.
The movie of my life
in Movies ·
For me, it’s a tie between The End of the Affair and Mulholland 😢 😢 😢
Honestly? They just wrecked me—I don't think any other movies have hit me quite that hard emotionally.🙏 🙏 😢
Honestly? They just wrecked me—I don't think any other movies have hit me quite that hard emotionally.🙏 🙏 😢
The movie of my life
in Movies ·
Man, you really stirred the pot here😎
Plus, you went and ran straight into the crowd from the "disturbing movies" thread. Talk about bad luck🙂
You definitely dodged a bullet there🙂
😬😁
Plus, you went and ran straight into the crowd from the "disturbing movies" thread. Talk about bad luck🙂
You definitely dodged a bullet there🙂
😬😁
The movie of my life
in Movies ·
quietorca89 said:Since I’m always hunting for something out of the ordinary, this film caught my eye when it was suggested to me. It actually gave me a bit of renewed hope—a nice little reminder of how beautiful life can be. And off to the "unknown" we go... drumroll please...
Meet Joe Black 🙂 is the movie of my life...
So, care to explain what makes it so unusual? 🙂
Directors who totally missed the mark
in Movies ·
quietdriver3 said:He meant he flopped—saying "Small Soldiers" and "Haunted Lighthouse" were subpar—but since I haven't seen "Looney Tunes," maybe he actually found his groove again.
hmmm, personally I thought "Small Soldiers" was great. Sure, maybe it wasn't his absolute peak, but it definitely wasn't a total flop. And that TV movie "Second Civil War"? Honestly, I don't think anyone has ever captured satire regarding the American media better. It was a fantastic film—I caught it once on PBS.
As for Milhous 🙂🙂 honestly, that kind of thing deserves a good spanking.😠 Just look at "Rough Riders"—it’s easily the best war movie ever made (coming from someone who isn't even a fan of the genre 😬 ). The film is a genuine masterpiece, and man, I'm still annoyed Ted Turner didn't give it a proper theatrical release. It's the perfect example of an overlooked classic.🙏 👍 👍 You wouldn't believe it, but Tom Berenger is such a powerhouse actor; his portrayal of Teddy Roosevelt was just incredible.
Directors who totally missed the mark
in Movies ·
quietdriver3, this has been bugging me for days—what do you actually mean when you say Dante missed the mark? He might have missed out on the big commercial hits, but his quality was always there! Care to elaborate?
Worst rave techno songs ever
in Music ·
wiredfalcon2 said:It exists.
It’s just that if you’re stuck up on a hill somewhere, you probably don't get how a mixer, a drum machine, some keys, or a laptop actually work together.
Maybe head back to elementary school for some basic electronic music 101.
Man, just go away, you idiot.👎 👎
Female serial killers?
in Movies ·
Yeah, look—she wasn't some obsessive stalker or playing games by leaving riddles for the police and all that nonsense🙄 🙄
The whole topic is pretty pointless anyway—we haven't dealt with any serial killers or anything like that here...🙄
The whole topic is pretty pointless anyway—we haven't dealt with any serial killers or anything like that here...🙄
Afroman
Afroman - Crazy rap😂
Wait a minuta, man. Seriously—listen to this. So there’s this blind guy, right?
So, get this—there was this blind guy, right?
So he's just feeling his way down the street with this stick, right There?
Hey. He just strolled right past that seafood market—you feel me?
He paused, took a long breath—and then finally spoke.
Woooooo, morning, everyone.
You digging that stuff? Seriously—I’ve got a whole stash of it right here.
I’ll tell you what—my guy on the guitar, that clown on the drums...
Gather 'round the mic, everyone—I've got plenty of jokes to go around.
But before we get into it, I’m gonna kick things off like this—hey, help me sing it, homeboy.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags—honestly, that’s pretty much all you need.
Maybe we could hit up the park once the sun goes down—just grab some stuff and stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong. Sounds alright, doesn't it?
As the smoke drifts up, we can just take turns passing it around—maybe belt out some dirty rap songs while we chill?
Just stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong—then sell those tapes all the way from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Just make sure you pick out all those pesky seeds and stems first.
Feeling incredibly high while cruising through Eastside Palmdale—just rolling on some Dayton rims.
So let's get that '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville rolling.
If my tapes and CDs end up gathering dust on the shelf, I’ve got a feeling my Cadillac Coup de Ville will carry the load instead.
It was just sunset in a quiet little white town—they call it Eastside Palmdale.
When The Afroman walked through The White Land, suddenly everyone started putting their houses on the market.
So, I was out on the corner hawking rap CDs—you know how it goes—when I ended up meeting this young girl named Jan.
I ended up letting her ride in my Cadillac Coup de Ville—mostly because I had no clue her old man was the head of the KKK.
We were going at it on the mattress, then moved to the floor—we stayed at it for so long I practically grew a damn afro.
Then I moved left, then I moved right—she kept going until everything just went white.
I just looked at myself and thought—Sheba, Sheba! I’ve got my ass looking like a zebra!
I threw some clothes on and headed out—until her dad rolled up in a Chevrolet.
I bolted. I actually scrambled out the back window—but her old man was just standing there waiting with a 2x4.
Man, he had me beat from every angle—left, right, you name it. That guy just absolutely owned me all night long.
I can't say I have any beef with her prejudiced father, though—honestly, she's the best damn woman I've ever been with.
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine—just want to go out and do it all over again one last time.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags—honestly, isn't that really all you need?
We could always head over to the park once the sun goes down—maybe stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong.
As the smoke drifts up, we can just take turns passing it around—singing those dirty rap songs.
Just stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong—then you can sell tapes all the way from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Just make sure you pick out all the seeds and stems first.
Feeling high as hell cruising through Eastside Palmdale—just skating on those Dayton rims.
So, let's get that '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville rolling.
If my albums and CDs end up gathering dust on the shelves, I’m betting my Cadillac Coup de Ville will be the one to pull through.
met this Lady in Hollywood. She had green hair—but man, she was stunning.
So I took her back to my place—she was gorgeous, really—but then she pulls out a dick that’s actually bigger than mine. Talk about a surprise, right?
I met this Lady in Hollywood—never made Love with an African.
I went home with her once, then again. Honestly? It was unforgettable—kind of like that perfect plate of shrimp fried rice you can't stop thinking about.
Don't let my stories catch you off guard—I actually met this lady in Hollywood once.
She had curves in all the right places—big butt and big chest—so I just jumped right in, kind of like a kangaroo.
So, I met this lady in Hollywood—she was originally from Hawaii. Well, things got a little intense during sex, and let's just say she definitely had a reaction to it!
First came the lips, then the rest—it was a full course meal from start to finish. After that, things just went wild.
Ran into Colonel Sanders' wife out in Kentucky—and let's just say things got interesting. She told me she'd fry up some chicken if I just slept with her. Who says no to that?
It ended in a total crisis—she finished me off. All I could do was offer up my own little secret blend of herbs and spices to steady things.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags—honestly, that’s pretty much all you really need.
We could head over to the park once it gets dark—maybe grab some stuff and just chill.
As the weed burns, we can just take turns—singing those dirty rap songs.
stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong, selling records from right here to Hong Kong.
Wait a minuta man, listen to this.
I met this Lady in Hollywood back in Tennessee—her curves were pure Hennessy.
That country vibe almost sent me into a Crazy rap, but I stayed close and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy!"
Ran into a lady in Oklahoma; let's just say things got intense.
Met a woman in Michigan; honestly, I'm just counting down the days until I see her again.
Found a gorgeous Black girl in South Carolina; we went at it until everything changed.
Hooked up with a girl in Iowa. Did it on credit, so now I'm technically in debt.
Was down in Georgia with this girl; finished in her mouth. Like I told you before.
Met this stunning woman; she practically bolted across the Mexican border.
A total knockout named Maria. I handled her like a hot tortilla.
I’d love to settle down, but money's tight. It'll probably be a tearful goodbye when she gets deported.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags, baby, that's the whole kit and caboodle.
Head to the park after sunset and just smoke some tumbleweed.
As the weed burns, we'll take turns spinning those dirty rap songs.
stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong, selling records from right here to Hong Kong.
Ever headed over to a girl's place for some action, only to find she's just... not that great? (WHAT?)
And you're starting to get frustrated because you can't get her going—and to make matters worse, you're in a sketchy part of town?
So you try to play it cool and just go down on her, but she's taking forever to finish (WHAT?)
Suddenly, her boyfriend walks in. He's huge, and he's asking, "Where are you from, man?"
You wipe your face, trying to talk your way out of it—"I wasn't doing anything"—just talking a mile a minute.
But he's already losing it because you're with his wife, so he starts laying into you.
Now your clothes are trashed, your nose is bleeding, and your mood—well, let's just say it's gone. (WHAT?)
You thought you had a night to remember, but now you're just heading home alone.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags, baby, that's the whole kit and caboodle.
Head to the park after sunset and just smoke some tumbleweed.
[fade out]🙏 😂 😂
Afroman - Crazy rap😂
Wait a minuta, man. Seriously—listen to this. So there’s this blind guy, right?
So, get this—there was this blind guy, right?
So he's just feeling his way down the street with this stick, right There?
Hey. He just strolled right past that seafood market—you feel me?
He paused, took a long breath—and then finally spoke.
Woooooo, morning, everyone.
You digging that stuff? Seriously—I’ve got a whole stash of it right here.
I’ll tell you what—my guy on the guitar, that clown on the drums...
Gather 'round the mic, everyone—I've got plenty of jokes to go around.
But before we get into it, I’m gonna kick things off like this—hey, help me sing it, homeboy.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags—honestly, that’s pretty much all you need.
Maybe we could hit up the park once the sun goes down—just grab some stuff and stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong. Sounds alright, doesn't it?
As the smoke drifts up, we can just take turns passing it around—maybe belt out some dirty rap songs while we chill?
Just stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong—then sell those tapes all the way from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Just make sure you pick out all those pesky seeds and stems first.
Feeling incredibly high while cruising through Eastside Palmdale—just rolling on some Dayton rims.
So let's get that '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville rolling.
If my tapes and CDs end up gathering dust on the shelf, I’ve got a feeling my Cadillac Coup de Ville will carry the load instead.
It was just sunset in a quiet little white town—they call it Eastside Palmdale.
When The Afroman walked through The White Land, suddenly everyone started putting their houses on the market.
So, I was out on the corner hawking rap CDs—you know how it goes—when I ended up meeting this young girl named Jan.
I ended up letting her ride in my Cadillac Coup de Ville—mostly because I had no clue her old man was the head of the KKK.
We were going at it on the mattress, then moved to the floor—we stayed at it for so long I practically grew a damn afro.
Then I moved left, then I moved right—she kept going until everything just went white.
I just looked at myself and thought—Sheba, Sheba! I’ve got my ass looking like a zebra!
I threw some clothes on and headed out—until her dad rolled up in a Chevrolet.
I bolted. I actually scrambled out the back window—but her old man was just standing there waiting with a 2x4.
Man, he had me beat from every angle—left, right, you name it. That guy just absolutely owned me all night long.
I can't say I have any beef with her prejudiced father, though—honestly, she's the best damn woman I've ever been with.
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine—just want to go out and do it all over again one last time.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags—honestly, isn't that really all you need?
We could always head over to the park once the sun goes down—maybe stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong.
As the smoke drifts up, we can just take turns passing it around—singing those dirty rap songs.
Just stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong—then you can sell tapes all the way from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Just make sure you pick out all the seeds and stems first.
Feeling high as hell cruising through Eastside Palmdale—just skating on those Dayton rims.
So, let's get that '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville rolling.
If my albums and CDs end up gathering dust on the shelves, I’m betting my Cadillac Coup de Ville will be the one to pull through.
met this Lady in Hollywood. She had green hair—but man, she was stunning.
So I took her back to my place—she was gorgeous, really—but then she pulls out a dick that’s actually bigger than mine. Talk about a surprise, right?
I met this Lady in Hollywood—never made Love with an African.
I went home with her once, then again. Honestly? It was unforgettable—kind of like that perfect plate of shrimp fried rice you can't stop thinking about.
Don't let my stories catch you off guard—I actually met this lady in Hollywood once.
She had curves in all the right places—big butt and big chest—so I just jumped right in, kind of like a kangaroo.
So, I met this lady in Hollywood—she was originally from Hawaii. Well, things got a little intense during sex, and let's just say she definitely had a reaction to it!
First came the lips, then the rest—it was a full course meal from start to finish. After that, things just went wild.
Ran into Colonel Sanders' wife out in Kentucky—and let's just say things got interesting. She told me she'd fry up some chicken if I just slept with her. Who says no to that?
It ended in a total crisis—she finished me off. All I could do was offer up my own little secret blend of herbs and spices to steady things.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags—honestly, that’s pretty much all you really need.
We could head over to the park once it gets dark—maybe grab some stuff and just chill.
As the weed burns, we can just take turns—singing those dirty rap songs.
stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong, selling records from right here to Hong Kong.
Wait a minuta man, listen to this.
I met this Lady in Hollywood back in Tennessee—her curves were pure Hennessy.
That country vibe almost sent me into a Crazy rap, but I stayed close and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy!"
Ran into a lady in Oklahoma; let's just say things got intense.
Met a woman in Michigan; honestly, I'm just counting down the days until I see her again.
Found a gorgeous Black girl in South Carolina; we went at it until everything changed.
Hooked up with a girl in Iowa. Did it on credit, so now I'm technically in debt.
Was down in Georgia with this girl; finished in her mouth. Like I told you before.
Met this stunning woman; she practically bolted across the Mexican border.
A total knockout named Maria. I handled her like a hot tortilla.
I’d love to settle down, but money's tight. It'll probably be a tearful goodbye when she gets deported.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags, baby, that's the whole kit and caboodle.
Head to the park after sunset and just smoke some tumbleweed.
As the weed burns, we'll take turns spinning those dirty rap songs.
stop and hit The bong like Cheech and Chong, selling records from right here to Hong Kong.
Ever headed over to a girl's place for some action, only to find she's just... not that great? (WHAT?)
And you're starting to get frustrated because you can't get her going—and to make matters worse, you're in a sketchy part of town?
So you try to play it cool and just go down on her, but she's taking forever to finish (WHAT?)
Suddenly, her boyfriend walks in. He's huge, and he's asking, "Where are you from, man?"
You wipe your face, trying to talk your way out of it—"I wasn't doing anything"—just talking a mile a minute.
But he's already losing it because you're with his wife, so he starts laying into you.
Now your clothes are trashed, your nose is bleeding, and your mood—well, let's just say it's gone. (WHAT?)
You thought you had a night to remember, but now you're just heading home alone.
Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags, baby, that's the whole kit and caboodle.
Head to the park after sunset and just smoke some tumbleweed.
[fade out]🙏 😂 😂
Nationalism vs. Chauvinism: Where is the line?
in Close to Politics ·
Look out the window, white 🙂
I can't stand soccer—it’s honestly exhausting watching idiots brawl over nothing. I actually sat through 'Football Factory' recently—you know, that movie about those hooligans in England—and man, what a bunch of morons. Soccer is easily the bottom of the barrel in that whole culture; people would rather go to a club than a match. And of course, they spend their time teaching kids that someone deserves a beating just because they root for a different team. It's just stupid.👎 👎 👎
I can't stand soccer—it’s honestly exhausting watching idiots brawl over nothing. I actually sat through 'Football Factory' recently—you know, that movie about those hooligans in England—and man, what a bunch of morons. Soccer is easily the bottom of the barrel in that whole culture; people would rather go to a club than a match. And of course, they spend their time teaching kids that someone deserves a beating just because they root for a different team. It's just stupid.👎 👎 👎
Nationalism vs. Chauvinism: Where is the line?
in Close to Politics ·
dustyscout53 said:Remember that small town in the Midwest when they torched that car? There weren't any Mexicans involved—it was just local thugs fighting amongst themselves. We don't need Mexicans showing up at our games to cause chaos; two rival teams are more than enough. 😁 😁 😁
That’s why I’m telling you: let the cops do their jobs and crack down until they learn their lesson.
This is the truth.👍
Gora (Best Sci-Fi Movie Ever)
in Movies ·
Yeah, like quietdriver3 said—this is honestly stupid enough to actually work😁 😁 😛
Gora (Best Sci-Fi Movie Ever)
in Movies ·
quietdriver3 said:then there's also Adobe Premiere,
uhm, Sony Vegas, uhm🙏
Personal Top Lists & Rankings
in Music ·
Mrtva_mrkva said:The top 7 social candies from childhood (ranked by how quickly they vanished from school birthday parties)...
1. Nerds
2. Airheads
3. Milk Duds
4. 5 Gum
5. Those hexagonal menthol drops
6. Silky peppermint candies filled with chocolate
7. Some kind of super hard, square caramel-lemon candy—can't for the life of me remember the name
What about a Šuuuum? Seriously, those were the best candies ever!
Personal Top Lists & Rankings
in Music ·
Mrtva_mrkva said:Here are 5 things everyone else hates, but I actually love:
3. Towels washed without fabric softener.
oh yeah🙂 I live for those rough towels.👍