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Nosy banks in Banking, Insurance & Loans ·
wiredlynx28 said:Essentially, it’s a customer that the Bank deems eligible based on their steady cash flow or total deposits.

The Federal Reserve actually provides a calculator where you can check if you qualify for that status here:

Keep in mind, though—this specific bank sets the bar much lower than most others when it comes to the actual dollar amounts required.

Got it. Thanks.
I'm assuming if the deposit is massive enough, those monthly account inflows could basically be zero?
Nosy banks in Banking, Insurance & Loans ·
What actually qualifies someone as a VIP client according to Chase's criteria?
Gold: Past, Present, and Future in Other Investment Types ·
Gold just cleared $1,250.
The most recent dip was barely $10 and didn't even last a full day before things turned back around.
Nickname change (read first post!) in Forum Help! ·
Can I change my username to 'Aunt Dragica'?
I know it’s not even close to anything else on here, but look, I’m not some high-profile columnist whose name change is going to cause a massive scandal or hurt anyone's feelings.
Please 😉
Nosy banks in Banking, Insurance & Loans ·
And why would that be an issue?
The woman is just giving you the lowdown on what the bank’s official policy is without making you wait in some endless line at Chase.
My customer left their cat with me... in Real Estate ·
Check out the 'Blue Paw' subforum over there; you’ll run into a bunch of total fanatics who foster cats of every single breed, color, and size imaginable.
Just write some heart-wrenching story about a stray, and I guarantee you'll have a hundred people hooked on you in no time.
Need help for my son, please in Forum Help! ·
Found it myself.
It’s absolute garbage, by the way.
If anyone else is still looking, I grabbed one there too, so you're out of luck.
Nosy banks in Banking, Insurance & Loans ·
That’s some next-level nonsense right there.
Seriously, what kind of lifestyle are they planning to maintain once those credit card bills actually start coming due?
Request to revoke perm for user Quark in Feedback & Suggestions ·
It’s been nearly a full year since Quark was banned from the site.
Now, look, I don't know the specifics of what he actually did or how bad his offense really was, so I won't pretend to be an expert on the details of the case.
What I *do* know is his track record here. The guy's posts were genuinely sharp—witty, entertaining, and honestly, you could learn a lot just by reading him. His insights into the IT world were particularly top-tier.

So, here’s my pitch: I’m asking you to reconsider the permanent ban. In my eyes, a year is more than enough time to serve a sentence.
Besides, we’ve seen permanent bans lifted for other users before, sometimes even after multiple infractions.

By sticking to such a draconian punishment, I think you're being unfair to a significant chunk of this community that actually enjoys his contributions. And trust me, I’m definitely not the only one who feels this way.

Best regards,
Michael Morgan5
Nameplate on the door? in Law ·
Pure nonsense.
Since when did you become some legal expert just because you deliver mail?
I’ve had Sgt. Joe Blow’s name on my mailbox for years, and I’m still a free citizen.
Are you guys for real? in Economy ·
What kind of poll is this even supposed to be? 🤣
How on earth can you inherit something through hard work?
Chase Online in Banking, Insurance & Loans ·
I was just trying to settle some bills when I looked down at my security token and saw eight zeros followed by a 'lock new pin conf' message.
No one else has had access to the device—it’s been sitting right here out of reach—and I definitely haven't messed up my PIN three times in a row.
What kind of glitch is this?
Just to be clear, the Chase app on my tablet is working perfectly fine.
Too many ads in Forum Help! ·
Is there anyone else still running those old models with the heavy-duty ankles?
Man, those things were built like tanks! Best I ever had.
Why can't I see certain users' posts or threads? in Forum Help! ·
mistyseal11 said:Good morning, go ahead and search for resources and bandwidth 😁

Actually, it’s better without the search function. That way nobody can track my every move.

Up your ass!! 😁 hahahahahah

So you're the one who can't sleep?
I'm stalking. ☕
Where can I get a quick loan? in Banking, Insurance & Loans ·
What kind of sudden philosophy is hitting you?
Look, I’ll lend you the cash at a 10% annual interest rate.
What are you putting up as collateral?
Let's get one thing straight right out of the gate: I don't touch any of those notarized promissory notes or whatever legal paperwork you might try to slide my way.
I deal in hard assets—gold, silver, platinum, fine art, real estate, or even boats.
How do I get rid of these obnoxious ads? in IT Support ·
Quick little update...

I was hanging out in some small town in the Midwest with my kids yesterday, and man, I just couldn't help myself—I ended up staring at the feet of some old ladies, and honestly, it was brutal. They were so wrinkled and bunion-ridden.
Just plain gross.
If they actually knew how to use a computer, I’d drop a link to this forum right in front of them so Michael Morgan5 could recommend some miracle bunion cream. At that point, they might as well just eat it with a spoon instead of spreading it on toast.

It’s been almost a month since I’ve had anyone’s feet on my screen. 🎉
Test post in Forum Help! ·
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Test post in Forum Help! ·
View on imgur

just testing things out here
Why can't I see certain users' posts or threads? in Forum Help! ·
Honestly, disabling that feature was such a brainless move. It actually made it possible to get a real sense of who you're talking to when things get serious.

I once had a user reach out to me through the Democratic Party forums asking for a loan.
Before I even gave her a reply, I did a quick deep dive into her post history. Turns out about 80% of her activity was just talking about her experiences with those tarot hotline services, which is where she spends most of her money.
That little bit of research really helped me make my call. 😁

Look, I don't care about policing my own posts, but for everyone else's sake—bring that feature back!
Appeal for permanent ban from New York City in Feedback & Suggestions ·
Is Kae Quark banned for good?
I mean, seriously, what was the reason there???
Honestly, you might as well just ban the skeptics, those keyboard warriors, Fosna, and a few others who either offer zero value or are only worth a laugh at.
This whole place is sinking fast.👎