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Bullet to the Head (2013) in Movies ·
this flick is total trash. that guy was a huge miss, honestly. the only part worth watching was when he just coldly guns down Slater. at least Jason Momoa plays a solid villain
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Compared to this, The Last Stand is actually awesome, yeah
Jack the Giant Killer (2012) in Movies ·
Wait, what? It’s just your classic fantasy adventure. You’ve got the main guy setting off on this big journey, discovering his inner strength, becoming a hero, and obviously winning over the princess. Honestly, the best part is that their relationship isn't all mushy and forced—it doesn't make you roll your eyes. Another win is how they reveal the giants about 45 minutes in; that scene was actually super well done. Plus, the giants aren't just clones; they all have their own vibe and look. Even the action scenes using Accenture tech aren't just mindless filler (except for those last 20 minutes), they actually move the story along without being overkill.
I don't know what you were expecting, man. They were making movies like this back in the 80s, though they were a bit more campy and didn't have a massive $195 million budget. Look, the giants have to be CGI because there's basically no other way to make them look convincing. And that animation at the start? That was definitely an intentional choice...

For sure.
Jack the Giant Killer (2012) in Movies ·
your arguments are pretty weak
Jack the Giant Killer (2012) in Movies ·
cosmiclynx57 said:Way weaker than I thought it'd be. I was expecting just an okay flick, but this? This is bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. Total junk.

Hard to even sit through, honestly forced myself to finish it. The effects are weak—like, seriously bad. And the story is just dull, even for a movie like this.

Compared to something like Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), which was actually decent, this doesn't even come close.

My rating: 2/10

Don't talk nonsense, it's the exact opposite—this movie is a masterpiece compared to that Snow White trash.
Jack the Giant Killer (2012) in Movies ·
change the title from Jack the Giant Killer to Slayer😁

Yeah, the movie hits a few clichés and you can see it coming from a mile away, but honestly? It’s a solid little fantasy adventure with some pretty obvious CGI. Probably just a chill one to watch with the family on a Sunday afternoon.
The last thirty minutes try really hard to go full epic—I'll let you guys decide if they actually pull it off. Either way, some parts are super well done; Singer knows his stuff.

6.5/10
Miller's Crossing in Movies ·
ironraven45 said:Which one hits hardest for you?

Fargo The Big Lebowski no country for Old men
The big Lebowski
No country for old men

Barton Fink
Miller's Crossing in Movies ·
Total masterpiece, honestly, but definitely not the best from the Coen brothers—which says a lot
The Lathe of Heaven (1980) in Movies ·
Honestly, this is such an underrated sci-fi gem. I actually pitched it as Movie of the Week once, but if I remember right, people weren't really feeling it...
The Conjuring (2013) in Movies ·
didn't crack a smile once, just total garbage
Edward Norton in Movies ·
Matthew Rodriguez9 said:Totally... he definitely crushed this role more than he did in American History X...

I'm not even picking which movie wins, just talking about the acting... you're spot on though... 👍

But I wasn't really talking about the acting, more like the movie itself 😁

You gotta weigh everything for an acting gig, but you could toss Primal Fear, American History X, or Fight Club into that mix too, you know?
Edward Norton in Movies ·
Not sure how to frame it—is it his best movie overall, or just his absolute powerhouse performance?

Anyway, we can all agree Fight Club is his best film. No debate there.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) in Movies ·
Quote: Indigo Girl
Chloe Morris12 said:Just finished Rushmore—honestly? It wasn't really my thing. A few lines were solid, but overall, I wasn't feeling it. Moonrise Kingdom is way better in my book. Gonna try The Royal Tenenbaums tonight.

Rushmore didn't totally click for me on the first watch, but honestly? Give it another shot later—it’ll probably hit way harder next time. I feel like that's the deal with pretty much any Wes Anderson flick; they just seem to get better every time you revisit them. At least for me.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) in Movies ·
Chloe Morris12 said:The movie was gorgeous, I loved every single second of it. My biggest regret is just now discovering Wes Anderson 🤦 I've already grabbed all his films and I'm planning a marathon this week. Any tips on where to start?

here’s my personal ranking from absolute fav to least fav:
The Royal Tenenbaums > Rushmore > Fantastic Mr. Fox > Life Aquatic > Darjeeling > Bottle Rocket
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) in Movies ·
Just opened it up now... haha

Such a killer movie, easily one of the best from 2012
The Deer Hunter
Goodfellas (2013) in Movies ·
Honestly, this movie's just a total waste of time
How did you guys find this movie? in Movies ·
My parents were obsessed with renting movies from the local video store, so we’d easily blast through two or three films every single night. Plus, my relatives visiting from Austria would always drop off VHS tapes they’d recorded from German TV stations. By around 2010, I actually had this decent little collection going, mostly action flicks: Bruce Lee, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and all that classic action crew... Terminator, American Ninja, Commando, Kickboxer, you name it.

I've been into horror since I was a little kid. My parents never really laid down the law, so I was constantly borrowing Strava to watch Elm Street, which was my absolute favorite for the longest time. Just imagine being four years old and thinking that's your go-to movie—it's still terrifying even today.

I’ve rented Willow from the local video store countless times, but one day when we were supposed to drop the tape back off, the old guy just ripped the rental sticker right off the cover and told me it was mine now. Honestly, I don't think I've ever been luckier—it's been my absolute favorite movie since I was about five years old.

I used to have a projector, so I’d always get the neighborhood kids over to watch some Bruce Lee. You know, that movie where they kill his teacher? It's always got a different title whenever it pops up on TV... I think Fist of Fury is the most famous one, but back then I knew it as Chinese Connection or something like that.

I used to watch The Spy Who Loved Me all the time. Jaws totally defined my childhood too—I still call it Toothless because that shark was terrifying, especially that mini-sub at the end! I always just skipped over the romance scenes.

I remember back in the Midwest, we used to pick up tons of those foreign channels in the early nineties. There was this one station that basically just hijacked movies and aired them before they even hit theaters. Sure, the quality was about as grainy as a modern cam-rip, but back then? It felt legendary. We didn't even have to bother with trips to the cinema or hunting down tapes to borrow because the movies were already right there on the screen. Of course, if a movie was actually good, we’d still end up borrowing it a few times anyway.
Or you could just record that TV show onto a VHS tape and basically have the movie before it even hits theaters.

We used to watch movies all the time back home, from elementary through high school, and I even remember watching them during those tense times when we were hunkered down in shelters.

I started getting serious about watching, actually understanding, and critiquing movies around the time I hit high school. Not sure exactly when the switch flipped, but it just happened back then.

As far as movies go, I honestly can't remember much about going to the theater, except that when we watched Batman Forever, my little brother passed out halfway through...

Even today, I’m downloading movies and fixing up subtitles for my folks, then burning them onto DVDs so they have something to watch...
Premium Rush (2012) in Movies ·
The movie kicks off with JGL flying through the air and slamming onto the pavement, clearly having been hit by a car. Then we jump back about 90 minutes to see him grinding away at a bike courier job. He’s basically the king of his craft, though he mentions that without brakes or gears, it’s a death wish. He could totally land a high-paying office gig, but he’s just not about that suit-and-tie life; this adrenaline rush keeps him stoked. His girl does the same job, but things are a bit rocky between them right now. There’s also this Black coworker who’s eyeing her and thinks he’s got the edge. Honestly, he looks like a more ripped, fit cyclist, but we’ll find out later who’s actually faster. JGL gets tasked by his Jamie Chung friend to deliver a super important envelope, and he treats it like any other run. Suddenly, Michael Shannon pulls up right in front of his building asking for the envelope. JGL isn't handing it over, so he pedals like crazy while this guy chases him down in a car, basically trying to take him out...

It’s a decent flick, pretty cool and stylized. Like, when JGL is on a delivery, they show this bird's-eye view of the city layout and his route, kind of like Google Maps. Or when he hits an intersection and time freezes so you can see his options—one path is safe, the others are total death traps. Reminded me of that old Action man cartoon if anyone remembers that. It was a neat touch and didn't feel overdone, in my opinion.

The story jumps around non-chronologically, so you’ll hit a point where the timeline rewinds to show what a character was up to before or during certain events. It’s fine, I guess. Seems like they were trying to add some depth, but it doesn't really add much complexity. At the end of the day, it's just a standard action flick with a super simple plot.

JGL and Michael Shannon are awesome actors, but they don't have much to work with here, unfortunately. I feel like anyone else could've stepped into these roles, but it is what it is.

By the final act, I was totally checked out. It got pretty boring for me, even though the pacing is good and there's hardly any filler. The bike stunts and the chases are actually pretty well done, but I just couldn't stay hooked for those last 80 minutes. Plus, the premise is a bit goofy and unrealistic—those bikers weaving through New York City traffic would be toast in a heartbeat...

Watch it once and move on, a solid action thriller 6/10>
Lawless (2012) in Movies ·
neonsurfer6 said:Spoilers!

You actually just reminded me of how the movie ends. I think I mentally re-edited the whole thing in my head, which is probably why I’m treating that bridge scene as the "real" finale 😁 Honestly, if the ending is the weakest part of the film, it’s no wonder I pushed it to the back of my mind. Everything gets wrapped up a bit too neatly and saccharine at the end—it feels forced, like they tacked it on just to satisfy us. It’s a shame, really. There wasn't any real need to hammer home their fates; the whole thing could have ended right there with that showdown on the bridge.

Spoiler alert!
I feel like the ending was just a total mess. It feels like they wrote it that way just to make the brothers look basically invincible—I mean, Tom Hardy’s character survives a slit throat, a shootout, and all that crazy stuff, only to kick the bucket in such a lame way at the end.
I mean, if you look at the actual story, it’s like... well, you know.

Just dropping my own review in here too:

Picture it: the 1930s, back when booze was totally illegal. You've got these three brothers running an entire bootlegging operation. First, there's Jason Clarke—total mess, basically a permanent drunk. Then you have Tom Hardy, the steady one who keeps the business moving; he’s quiet and mumbles, but man, he’s a powerhouse who could take anyone down if they crossed him. Finally, there's Shia LaBeouf, the baby of the group. He isn't nearly as tough as his older brothers, though. He plays the driver, kind of a nervous wreck, but he's desperate to prove himself and step up to their level. He’s obsessed with those classic gangsters, especially this local mobster played by Gary Oldman in a tiny little cameo. Still, that opening scene where the guy shows up is killer. He rolls into town with a Tommy gun and a cigarette dangling from his lips, just absolutely mows down everyone in his path without breaking a sweat. He catches a glimpse of a terrified LaBeouf, gives him a quick wink—still rocking the cigar and the gun—and just cruises off. Pure class.

Jessica Chastain plays this waitress working at a station near some brothers, just looking for some peace and quiet, but all she finds is pure chaos and nothing but trouble. She’s also Hardy’s love interest, though they basically spend half the movie just staring at each other while you sit there wondering when they’ll finally get it on or if we're gonna get a sexy scene with Jessica. Then you've got LaBeouf’s interest, Mia Wasikovska, who's this innocent girl tied to the local preacher—honestly thought her subplot was totally pointless until late in the film when some guy's ego gets in the way and everything goes south fast. Man, things just go wrong for everyone in this one... I actually felt bad for a few of them.

Man, you guys are gonna hate Guy Pearce. He’s such an obvious villain from the second he hits the screen. Honestly, he looks like a total jerk right away, and if his face doesn't make you want to freeze him out instantly, his behavior definitely will—especially later when he goes full psychopath. Pearce kills it in the role, though I get that some people might find him a bit much once he starts going over the top.

Hillcoat / Cave are teaming up again. Their last collab, The Proposition, was absolute fire, and even when they worked solo—like doing soundtracks for some killer movies—they killed it. This one isn't quite hitting the heights of The Proposition since it feels a bit less original, but man, the casting is spot on. Every single character hits. Hardy is a total standout (surprising? maybe not). He’s doing that thing where he barely talks or just mumbles to himself—even when a naked Jessica shows up! He’s all hunched over, giving off major Bane vibes through his eyes and body language rather than actual lines. And when he starts throwing hands? Pure chaos. Shia LaBeouf might actually be the MVP here, though. His character has this great arc, evolving from a scared kid into this wannabe gangster. Such a talented guy, it's a shame people mostly associate him with those Transformers wrecks. Then you've got the third brother, Jason Clarke; he's solid and has a few great moments, but he definitely gets overshadowed by the other two. I've always been a fan of Guy Pearce, and even if his character is a jerk, the acting is top-tier. Not much to say about Oldman, Wasikovska feels kind of out of place with nothing to do, and Jessica Chastain is great, though her character definitely catches a lot of heat.

Direction was solid, though I think there was room to level up. Visually? Totally stunning. Since it’s a Cave project, I went in expecting a masterpiece for the soundtrack, and while it hit some high notes, certain parts felt pretty trippy and weird... Also, plenty of sudden, brutal violence popping off out of nowhere—definitely a win in my book. My only gripe is the ending; it felt super naive and rushed, like they just bolted for the finish line. Could've been tighter...

8/10
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning in Movies ·
but honestly, it doesn't even touch The Raid